Win Prizes 2022 Trade Hypotheticals - Worst 18 way trade gets a prize!

[Lore]

Rules:

1. You can post any trade hypotheticals in here, but only the 18-way trades will be eligible for the competition
2. The winner will be the trade that gets the most "LOL" reactions ("")
3. Entries close at the same day/time as the end of trade period (reactions will be tallied at some point after that, at the discretion of the moderators.)

Prize is a red crayon "list manager" badge, as modelled by PMBangers (badges add-on is broken at the moment but once it's working I'll add a screenshot)

 

[kaiserchief13]

Port loses a young kf , which are super hard to find, and pick 8 for 2 small forwards and pick 20. No thanks.

Georgiades is not a kpf. He's a 3rd tall

 

[philthy05]

Georgiades is not a kpf. He's a 3rd tall

The comment of a west coast fan going off google searching his height trying to tell a port fan who watches him every week.

He’s a genuine kf.

He’s notched up 63 goals before turning 21, this year he averaged 1.5 contested marks a game, which is more than kfs riewoldt, Cameron, daniher, larkey, Franklin, mihocek,

But mostly I’ve watched him play the position week in week out for us.

He just took mark of the year in a mark that’s entirely stock standard for him. He takes marks like that weekly.

His height would be a problem if he was dumb enough to stand flat footed and wrestle opponents, but he doesn’t. He gets out on leads, or he runs and jumps at the ball. His body work in 1 on 1’s is elite. Has natural forward body work that you can’t teach, but he’s smart enough to keep that to when it’s truly a 1 on 1 and not against multiple opponents.

I’ve often said, he’s a dumb footballer with 1 working brain cell if you let him up the field, but his natural kf instincts make him look like a genius.

 

[Kanye West]

Almost always it's thinly veiled trolling.

Heaven forbid we have a bit of fun banter...

 

[PrisonBars4life]

Heaven forbid we have a bit of fun banter...

Whenever I have fun banter, I have the tendency to get thread banned for trolling/off topic/derailing.

 

[Kanye West]

Team: Get
Adelaide: Rankine
Brisbane: BScott, Dunkley
Carlton: Acres
Collingwood: McStay, Hill
Essendon: Crouch, Narkle
Fremantle: Jackson, Georgiades
Geelong: F'ed, Mundy, Kennedy, Kennedy
Gold Coast: Long
GWS: Picks, More-Picks
Hawthon: DeRegistered, Amon, Meek
Melbourne: Laughed-At, Grundy, Umpires
North Melbourne: RLyon, Logue, Tucker
Port Adelaide: Rioli, Pickett
Richmond: Taranto, Hopper
StKilda: Scraps, De Goey
Sydney: Martin
West Coast: Robertson, Frederick
Western Bulldogs: Lobb

 

[blueiris]

Team: Get
Adelaide: Rankine
Brisbane: BScott, Dunkley
Carlton: Acres
Collingwood: McStay, Hill
Essendon: Crouch, Narkle
Fremantle: Jackson, Georgiades
Geelong: F'ed, Mundy, Kennedy, Kennedy
Gold Coast: Long
GWS: Picks, More-Picks
Hawthon: DeRegistered, Amon, Meek
Melbourne: Laughed-At, Grundy, Umpires
North Melbourne: RLyon, Logue, Tucker
Port Adelaide: Rioli, Pickett
Richmond: Taranto, Hopper
StKilda: Scraps, De Goey
Sydney: Martin
West Coast: Robertson, Frederick
Western Bulldogs: Lobb

Who’s B.Scott are the Lions trading for coaches now?

 

[HeHateMe]

My attempt at Collingwoods trade period
Start with Picks 16, 43, 48, 49

Spoiler

Trade 1
Bris In: Band 3 (FA)
Coll In: McStay
Trade 2
Coll In: 18, 52
Geel In: Henry, 43
Trade 3
GWS In: 18, 52
Coll In: Hill, 21
Trade 4
GC In: 21
Coll In: Fiorini, 35
Trade 5
Adl In: 49
Coll In: Frampton
Trade 6 (MEGA Trade)
Haw In: Meek, 16
Coll In: Mitchell, 13, 33
Freo In: Jackson, 24
Melb In: Grundy*, F1st (Freo)
*Haw to absorb the cap hit.

Finish with Picks 13, 33, 35, 48
In: McStay, Mitchell, Hill, Fiorini, Frampton
Out: Grundy, Henry

 

[HairyO]

Its not a hypothetical but the winning worst trade has to include GCS giving away pick 7 for some $$$.

 

[Lore]

bump

 

[HeHateMe]

Lore

18 clubs, 23 current picks, 8 future picks and 20 players. Trade week goes out with a bang

Ultra Super Mega Trade:

GWS: O'Meara, F1st (Rich), F2nd (Bris), F3rd (Syd)
Geel: Henry, Bowes, 7, 51
Bris: Dunkley, Gunston, 41
Melb: Grundy, 16, 42, F3rd (Carl from Freo)
Port: Ratugolea, 58
Freo: Sharp, 45
Ess: Weiderman, F4th (GC)
Rich: Hopper
Syd: 8, Francis
St.K: 17
WB: 21, F1st (Bris), F2rd (Haw)
Coll: Mitchell, Fiorini, Frampton, 13, 27, 31
Haw: Meek, O'Halloran, Poulter, Mathieson, 3, 25, 35
WC: Dow, 14, 19
North: 6, Clark
GC: 33, 50, F3rd (Geel)
Adl: 52
Carl: 65

 

[HeHateMe]

*Laugh react only please