2023 Hypothetical Trades: Who says no? - Win Prizes!

[PMBangers]

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[ArdentEagle]

North In: Fisher, Graham,
Out: F19, F20

Blues In: Hollands
Out: Fisher, 65

Suns In: 31, F19, F20
Out: Chol, Hollands, Graham

Melb In: Chol, 65
Out: Grundy

Swans In: Grundy
Out: 31

That's actually pretty good. If I was north. maybe paying a tad too much. Being picky perhaps.

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

North In: Fisher, Graham,
Out: F19, F20

Blues In: Hollands
Out: Fisher, 65

Suns In: 31, F19, F20
Out: Chol, Hollands, Graham

Melb In: Chol, 65
Out: Grundy

Swans In: Grundy
Out: 31

Solid effort I would make a change though. Rather then Blues pick 65 out it should be Blues out furure 2nd. This pick then needs to go to north rather then Melbourne.

North In: Fisher, Graham, blues future 2nd
Out: F19, F20

Blues In: Hollands
Out: Fisher, future 2nd

Suns In: 31, F19, F20
Out: Chol, Hollands, Graham

Melb In: Chol
Out: Grundy

Swans In: Grundy
Out: 31

 

[Stamos]

Blues In: Hollands
Out: Fisher, future 2nd

What else are we getting?

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

What else are we getting?

Hollards for Fisher worth a pick 40+ and pick 35+ I would expect you might have to add a bit more.

 

[Stamos]

Hollards for Fisher worth a pick 40+ and pick 35+ I would expect you might have to add a bit more.

Fisher is getting a 4-5 year contract. Hollands certainly isn't. He's worth a 2nd at most, similar to Fisher.

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

Fisher is getting a 4-5 year contract. Hollands certainly isn't. He's worth a 2nd at most, similar to Fisher.

Just realised Fisher is in contract. I still rate Hollands at about pick 25 (early 2nd) and Fisher at 35 (mid/late 2nd)). I like Fisher btw.

Pick 25 (Hollands) for Fisher + pick 38 next year (future 2nd) is about right but I see your point of view. Im no list manager but I would trade our 1st rounder (about pick 20) for Hollands and Moyle.

 

[Two Planks]

So the Suns get 2 end of 1st round selections and a mid 2nd rounder for 3 vfl players. No way North would do that trade.

 

[Mostyn]

Not one of the other 17 Clubs would offer more than a stale rookie pick for Toxic Tex.

Multi time award winner from his peers as captain of the year, current All Australian. Brilliant leader and central to the positive culture that surrounds the Crows.

He's a Mt Rushmore player for Adelaide, one of the most obvious champions to have played the game in that city

 

[Mostyn]

So the Suns get 2 end of 1st round selections and a mid 2nd rounder for 3 vfl players. No way North would do that trade.

Can we start calling them start of 2nd round selections?

 

[cald]

Syd out: Stephens
Syd in: Grundy + 38

Dees out: Grundy + 24
Dees in: 16

North out: 16 + 38
North in: Stephens + 24

Nobody is giving up a first rounder for Stephens

 

[cald]

Yeah I don't see how replacing McDonald/Brown/Petty with Tex in the 2023 Dees side doesn't win the flag. In fact, I'd expect them to do it fairly comfortably as he'd also make several other forwards better as well as kicking 70 himself.


The massive risk is it pretty much has to happen next year given the ages of Tex, May and Max but it would be a trade for the ages if they pulled it off.

Surely Melbourne have had more than their fair share of handouts?

 

[DragoDelph]

Port then has the picks they need for Rat, BZT, and whoever else they were after.

 

[Barrybran]

Port then has the picks they need for Rat, BZT, and whoever else they were after.

I forgot about Matt Taberner. With Amiss and Treacy coming through, what are Freo likely to do with Taberner?

 

[DragoDelph]

I forgot about Matt Taberner. With Amiss and Treacy coming through, what are Freo likely to do with Taberner?

Keep as depth, unless someone really wants him.

Next best is Corbett, so kinda need the backup tbh

 

[FB19]

Found this hard to value but looking at needs of the 3 clubs
Oliver Grundy Tomlinson to Swans
Pick 1 and McLean to Dees
Eagles Warner/11/13/22
Edits:
chad not corey
Surely I can get a job in front of Cooney!

 

[DQ 4EVER]

Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

straight swap for Andrew Brayshaw

8

Andrew Brayshaw

Age

24

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

9.3

5star

M

2.6

3star

T

4.8

5star

CL

2.1

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

10.8

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.8

5star

CL

3.1

4star

D

12.6

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

4.0

5star

CL

0.8

3star

& Matt Taberner

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[Orange crush]

Can we start calling them start of 2nd round selections?

Well said, Moystn

 

[HBFlanker]

Mega trade (After Bmckay Compo pick 3)

Melbourne Give: Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

, Pick 6, Pick 26, Pick 34
Melbourne Get: Pick 3, Aaron Naughton

33

Aaron Naughton

Age

24

Ht

196cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

6.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

0.8

1star

G

0.5

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.0

1star

Gold Coast Give: Pick 5
Gold Coast Get: Pick 18, Pick 21, Pick 26,

Western Bulldogs Give: Aaron Naughton

33

Aaron Naughton

Age

24

Ht

196cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

6.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

0.8

1star

G

0.5

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.0

1star

, Pick 11, Pick 18
Western Bulldogs Get: Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

26

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

, Pick 6

West Coast Give: Pick 1, Pick 21
West Coast Get: Pick 2, Pick 11, Pick 34

North Melbourne Give: Pick 2, Pick 3
North Melbourne Get: Pick 1, Pick 5

 

[FB19]

With a hawks lens of course…
Trade 1
Hawks give 3
Gws give 6 and 15
Trade 2
Hawks give 15,30,f1
Suns give 4,f2

Or trade 2a
Hawks give 6,30
Dogs give 10,17,64
And trade 2b
Hawks give 17
Port give f1

 

[Lore]

Well this thread is going to get interesting. Good luck figuring out the winner PMBangers

 

[PMBangers]

Well this thread is going to get interesting. Good luck figuring out the winner PMBangers

The worst part is it's mostly the genuine attempts in contention

 

[FB19]

The worst part is it's mostly the genuine attempts in contention

So dodoro for Dan Andrews isn’t in the running?

 

[PMBangers]

So dodoro for Dan Andrews isn’t in the running?

I hate political humour, so no

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Best I've got. Somehow I think there is not one happy team in this...

Melbourne
In: 1, McAdam, 22
Out: Oliver, 6

North
In: 6, 11, F1 (Adelaide)
Out: 3, 14

WC:
In: 3, 7
Out: 1

Adelaide
In: Oliver
Out: 7, F1, McAdam, 22

GC
In: F1 (Dogs), 14, 18
Out: 5, F3

Dogs
In: 5, F3 (GC)
Out: 11, 18, F1

 

[Caligo]

Best I've got. Somehow I think there is not one happy team in this...

Melbourne
In: 1, McAdam, 22
Out: Oliver, 6

North
In: 6, 11, F1 (Adelaide)
Out: 3, 14

WC:
In: 3, 7
Out: 1

Adelaide
In: Oliver
Out: 7, F1, McAdam, 22

GC
In: F1 (Dogs), 14, 18
Out: 5, F3

Dogs
In: 5, F3 (GC)
Out: 11, 18, F1

Adelaide would be ecstatic. That deal is incredible for them.