AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[Lore]

 

[VelvetSledge]

is the neck beard gone?
A neck beard is not a beard....it's weird.

Thankfully, yes.

Doing very well for himself is Darce

 

[NAB777]

Thankfully, yes.

Doing very well for himself is Darce

Hopefully if he is asked about her, he won't give the same reply as Lachie Neale did at the Brownlow.

'She wasn't interested in me when I was 18.....' but became very interested when he started to become a star & earn big $$

 

[eth-dog]

Hopefully if he is asked about her, he won't give the same reply as Lachie Neale did at the Brownlow.

'She wasn't interested in me when I was 18.....' but became very interested when he started to become a star & earn big $$

Former Hawthorne player Kieran Lovell had that. His missus apparently dumped him a week after he got delisted

 

[VelvetSledge]

Hopefully if he is asked about her, he won't give the same reply as Lachie Neale did at the Brownlow.

'She wasn't interested in me when I was 18.....' but became very interested when he started to become a star & earn big $$

I think they've been together since before he was signed thankfully!

 

[Keystone agony]

Former Hawthorne player Kieran Lovell had that. His missus apparently dumped him a week after he got delisted

Happens alot

 

[SherbertLemon]

The Parish thread is quickly becoming a low-key MGTOW hot spot

 

[Haychh]

Former Hawthorne player Kieran Lovell had that. His missus apparently dumped him a week after he got delisted

Josh Green was actually punching well about his weight last year. Used to post lots of photos on instagram together. That dried up very quickly after being delisted.

 

[fairbump_playon]

The Parish thread is quickly becoming a low-key MGTOW hot spot

It can come out of nowhere... just like a massive child support debt that you didn't realise you had accrued

FWIW when I saw this photo of Darcy & partner I thought they looked a good fit.
She seems pleasant and DP3 actually scrubs up nice in the suit, plus the lighting really diminishes the negatives of the neckbeard.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

So what y'all are saying is Darce better be wary that the missus might be a gold digger.

 

[owen87]

She seems pleasant

I'm going to guess this is exactly what Darcy said to her when she asked how she looked before heading off to the Crichton.

"You look pleasant darl"

 

[carloss]

9th in the Crichton Medal. But wasn't good enough for Round 1.

 

[Beerfish]

Turned out most of the team wasn't good enough for round 1 though.

 

[andleanback]

Former Hawthorne player Kieran Lovell had that. His missus apparently dumped him a week after he got delisted

Marc Murphy’s wife use to date David gourdis from Richmond and dumped him moreorless as soon as he was delisted

 

[fairbump_playon]

I'm going to guess this is exactly what Darcy said to her when she asked how she looked before heading off to the Crichton.

"You look pleasant darl"

Definitely a step up from adequate.

 

[fairbump_playon]

9th in the Crichton Medal. But wasn't good enough for Round 1.

being left out made him hungry.

we should forfeit rounds 1-3 next year.

 

[CBombers17]

Marc Murphy’s wife use to date David gourdis from Richmond and dumped him moreorless as soon as he was delisted

Lucky guy.

 

[Oraaaaazio]

Former Hawthorne player Kieran Lovell had that. His missus apparently dumped him a week after he got delisted

aaaand now she's on Love Island Australia.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Just have a feeling Geelong might be keeping tabs on Parish now that they've lost Kelly.

 

[citizen-erased]

The Parish thread is quickly becoming a low-key MGTOW hot spot

i had to google that.
i wish i hadn't. now i am aware of that, MRA's and incel's.

ain't life grand.

 

[citizen-erased]

Just have a feeling Geelong might be keeping tabs on Parish now that they've lost Kelly.

They can piss off. Im pumped for his 2020.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

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Never thought the Wurzel would look this ripped.

Bodes well for his 5th season.

 

[eth-dog]

Hopefully has a big year.

 

[fairbump_playon]

look at him! DARCE IS PUMPED UP for 2020.

he's gonna get inside all the other inside midfielders in the comp.

we will be playing hawthorne this year and wondering where darce is and then suddenly he'll burst out of tom mitchell's chest and win a clearance.