Autopsy Autopsy vs *

[glenn2479]

Yep and there are a couple I’d be happy to never see in a Nth jumper again.

I seriously do not see what we see in Lazaro, always second to the ball otherwise invisible.

There was one point during the game when we lined up with Lazzaro at CHF. Remember when we had a bloke called Carey standing in the same position?

 

[hotchilli]

Can't win games of football when you butcher the ball going forwards like that.

 

[koshari]

Our forwardline is the problem

Definitely a big problem atm. Zurhaar had a great game today, but really needed a few friends.

 

[Kangaroos techno]

Spicer - I can't remember seeing a player that has lacked that much intensity. He makes Polec look like Archer. So disappointing.

Zurhaar must look at the other players in the F50 and think "WTF is this? I'm surrounded by spuds". Going to be an uphill battle to convince him to stick around.

Hire a tackling coach.

We need to spend 90% of pre-season practicing how to hit targets inside 50. We are beyond useless at it and have been for 15+ years now. Hit a target or kick it to their advantage for christ sake.

 

[The acurate one]

Very.

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Mate I saw zero today that would suggest he is any good. The issue is the NMFC BF bar is so low, that we don't see it.

I'd never play him again, like Hughes who played his one and only game against * many years ago now.

It isn't personal, he like many other isn't up to this caper. * are 14th FFS.

 

[Lomas]

Yep and there are a couple I’d be happy to never see in a Nth jumper again.

I seriously do not see what we see in Lazaro, always second to the ball otherwise invisible.

We have a thing for private school captains.

 

[The acurate one]

I didn’t see Hayden in that list, why would that be?

Oh an oversight he done as well. I had high hopes but nah he's shot as well unfortunately.

 

[Tas]

Showed a bit - fat stringer finally turned up in 2022. The good news watching that is we pass them soon and a lock to win a final before them.

We are never going to pass them or anyone unless we learn how to run and carry, it is a struggle for us to hit 3+ targets consecutively and there is too much butchering of the ball.

It just looked painful all night, our attempts to move the ball out of defensive 50, move the ball from centre clearance into the forward 50. If Larkey goes out on a strong lead the ball isn't going to anywhere within 5m of where it should be, it is a bit like being a professional darts player and being unable to hit the board.

 

[giantroo]

Add it to the rest of the records we have broken

 

[DuckYeah]

Dawson can not 1v1 defend at this point in time, he’d be a 3rd option defender. Simpkin continues to butcher the ball with his feet with no toes and his hands with no fingers, we continually use the first option instead of looking for a second option, we miss easy goals and skills are ****ing deplorable

 

[Passmore]

Mate I saw zero today that would suggest he is any good. The issue is the NMFC BF bar is so low, that we don't see it.

I'd never play him again, like Hughes who played his one and only game against * many years ago now.

It isn't personal, he like many other isn't up to this caper. * are 14th FFS.

I didn’t think he was that horrible. I’d give him a bit more time to get up to speed.

Bonars is working his way onto the shit list.

 

[DuckYeah]

Add it to the rest of the records we have broken

We are also the first spoon team to have rules such as “stand” and “protected” zones and “666” rules. That stat needs an asterisk next to it

 

[koshari]

Time after time we won the clearance and had nothing fwd but Larkey getting molested by his opponent (Laughable umpiring) and Zurhaar getting double teamed. Whilst the delivery wasnt great the rest of the fwds stunk it up.

Can sleep easily anyway knowing Essendon aren't going anywhere fast. With some more polish ie cunners curtis and stability in young and corr + 5 or 6 less potatoes running around we probably win that match.

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Larkey is too meek, we really need another tall with a clutch.

 

[Ligma]

Jesus people give Dawson some time to actually play!

 

[The acurate one]

I didn’t think he was that horrible. I’d give him a bit more time to get up to speed.

Bonars is working his way onto the s**t list.

Yeah WTF has happened to Bonars, I'd almost **** him off as well.

 

[DuckYeah]

Jesus people give Dawson some time to actually play!

We will, just can’t compete in a 1v1 marking contest.

 

[Passmore]

Yeah WTF has happened to Bonars, I'd almost * him off as well.

3rd tall not working for him. Maybe on smaller types. But then how many can you have down back who are liabilities with the pill.

 

[Lomas]

Dawson can not 1v1 defend at this point in time, he’d be a 3rd option defender. Simpkin continues to butcher the ball with his feet with no toes and his hands with no fingers, we continually use the first option instead of looking for a second option, we miss easy goals and skills are ******* deplorable

Never trust a butcher with all their fingers.

 

[Massive Unit]

In my view, you could see what the new coach has to build around with our midfield.
There are definite issues up forward and having Comben to assist would go a long way.
Difficult first day for Dawson but when the ball is coming in like that you're always going to have a tough time. He'll learn from that and I hope we persist

 

[Only Forwards]

Can't win games of football when you butcher the ball going forwards like that.

Ball movement forward has been a significant issue for a long time.

Other issues have joined it but this has been pretty persistent.

 

[amaz199]

We are the best team at working twice as hard to score.

Midfield dominance was great but everything else was shithouse.

Our forward line is so bad when we don't have the livewires in there.

 

[DuckYeah]

Simply outsized today. Lacking a key defender and no one suggest Walker as a solution, i’ll ****ing spew

 

[Lomas]

In my view, you could see what the new coach has to build around with our midfield.
There are definite issues up forward and having Comben to assist would go a long way.
Difficult first day for Dawson but when the ball is coming in like that you're always going to have a tough time. He'll learn from that and I hope we persist

Unfortunately Comben is as easy to see appearing as Keyzer Soze. He plays a match and then, with a puff he is gone.

 

[hotchilli]

Ball movement forward has been a significant issue for a long time.

Other issues have joined it but this has been pretty persistent.

Yeah nothing new but hurts more when we are actually playing well enough in other aspects of the game that we should be competitive in the contest.

 

[The acurate one]

3rd tall not working for him. Maybe on smaller types. But then how many can you have down back who are liabilities with the pill.

He took Dangerfields to the cleaners two seasons ago. He's at his best going for the ball.

I think I need to update the Bonars bio.