Health Confession thread

[Football God]

I haven't read all the Harry Potter books..

 

[lions_den]

The only books I have ever read from start to finish have been Goosebumps books. Didn't even read the compulsary ones for English in highschool, chapter reviews from the internet FTW!

 

[Ben the Gooner]

a former family friend of the family was just on Today Tonight.

I'm confessing, because it means I just watched TT for a few minutes.

Please say it's former as of some time between 6.30 and 7.00 ACDT today.

 

[DB10]

former as of sometime last year.

the guy is running some really dodgy low-cost caravan park somewhere south of the city.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Oh, I was hoping it went down like this:

DB10: "Dad, come quick, X is on Today Tonight!"
DB10 Sr: "Dear God ... Mrs DB10, grab the IRL version of the baanzhammer"

 

[Chops_a_must]

I can see how this would make you want to fap......

Could be wrong but I think it is partly referencing Patrick Bateman.


The mum of one of my former casuals has seen my penis. Apparently it needed to be seen... after some sexting.

 

[lovely]

Did someone say santana...

Oooh! I own the same set! how cool!

Oh and personally i agree, brunette is overrated, her face is kinda funny looking, Blonde meanwhile is very pretty! (sorry don't know names; don't watch that s**t)

 

[rossi]

I instinctively hate everyone I meet. it takes a ton of time for me to get over the initial distaste for anyone.

I find everyone around me be slower and stupider than me, even if I know that they're not. It's an undue arrogance that I can't shake.

I secretly take pictures of chicks with my camera phone by pretending I'm talking on it.

I have fapped to 2 of my cousins. I lost interest once they had kids.

I always have a roll of toilet paper in my car in case I have to take a shit and I'm too far from home as I prefer shitting in the open air as oppose to a public toilet.

I always exhale when passing someone so I don't smell them.

Natural disasters make me hard. High death counts and I have to fap immediately. Serious.

As above with any kind of sports video game where I control players. I will be hard within 5 minutes of playing and need to relieve myself before I can continue playing. Weird I know.

I lol IRL every time this is quoted.

 

[sblack]

Oooh! I own the same set! how cool!

Oh and personally i agree, brunette is overrated, her face is kinda funny looking, Blonde meanwhile is very pretty! (sorry don't know names; don't watch that s**t)

Pics of you in said 'set'?

 

[BONG RIPS MKII]

i listen to pretty much nothing but 80's pop music and sometimes feel sad that nobody's making music like that anymore

on that note, i would still **** the girls from the human league

 

[Freakie]

I shave both my legs*

*No homo

I also go to stip clubs with a lesbian friend without the missus knowledge.

 

[Gus]

I shave both my legs*

*No homo

I also go to stip clubs with a lesbian friend without the missus knowledge.

You cycle so the first one is understandable.

Second one is massive lol- surely a stripper would be allowed, it's pretty much the same as watching p0rn. Thats how I looked at it, anyway. Maybe that is why I am single now.

 

[pezz]

Strippers are one of those touchy points.

My misses has no issue with me going, but if I was going regularly and with other women thats when it may become an problem.

 

[Athomas]

This is the worst thread ever for me. I am going to resist confessing everything into a thread on BigFooty, as much as I want to!

 

[r dub 19]

Freakie, I am disappoint.

 

[Freakie]

Freakie, I am disappoint.

Why you dissapoint dubster?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Not so much a confession as a 'lolwut' moment, but a mate of mine once asked my (now ex, but not at the time) girlfriend to go with him to a gay bar. That was all kinds of weird. I figured I should probably be mad, but I was too confused to be mad.

 

[pezz]

Not so much a confession as a 'lolwut' moment, but a mate of mine once asked my (now ex, but not at the time) girlfriend to go with him to a gay bar. That was all kinds of weird. I figured I should probably be mad, but I was too confused to be mad.

was it to Gds favourite marsbar?

 

[bluey17]

I am not chippaz

 

[Schulzenfest]

was it to Gds favourite marsbar?

Indeed it was.

 

[rossi]

i listen to pretty much nothing but 80's pop music and sometimes feel sad that nobody's making music like that anymore

on that note, i would still **** the girls from the human league

This + I listen to heavy metal mostly from that era.

Vale music.

 

[indieswan96]

Quinn>>>Santana>>>Rachel.


Tbh the HellCats girls are 10x better.

 

[quin_stick]

I like Nickelback. Only like 5 or 6 songs but still...

Also I've watched Glee a few times and I dont even know who Santana is

 

[Ben the Gooner]

This + I listen to heavy metal mostly from that era.

Vale music.

Vale Cliff

 

[rossi]

Vale Cliff