Crows Chat That 'Doesnt Deserve Its Own Thread' Thread part 2

[mistylake]

A step too far I think.

Spaceballs the Toilet paper.

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There's 15 mins I'll never get back.

 

[mistylake]

Chardonay or Cardonay

It's Cardonay ya shunt.

 

[GreyCrow]

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There's 15 mins I'll never get back.

15 minutes!!



I guess we have confirmed we play safe

 

[mistylake]

15 minutes!!



I guess we have confirmed we play safe

Referring to my marking up attempt on my phone

 

[Pdub]

 

[cm_perfect]

Welcome to Boxing Day everyone. Best day of the year for me. Open house for family and friends, swimming, drinking and loosely watching the first day of the test.

It's the perfect way to leave the stress of Christmas behind

 

[Geoffa32]

Yes. Here are the main points gleaned from the course's learning areas.
'the paper clips go here'
'the stapler never leaves this spot'
'the printing ink goes there'
'don't piss off the tea lady'
'never piss off the pay clerk'

I believe that half the course is devoted to operating and learning how to troubleshoot the printer/photocopier/scanner.

I hate those things.

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[Geoffa32]

The politicians who voted against Euthanasia need to spend some time with a patient in palliative care during final hours

It is cruel and inhumane.

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[Twist_of_Lemon]

I believe that half the course is devoted to operating and learning how to troubleshoot the printer/photocopier/scanner.

I hate those things.

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[Pdub]

Just realised today is Eddie Betts day on Fox Footy, couple games left.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Just realised today is Eddie Betts day on Fox Footy, couple games left.

Buggar, I would have taped it.

 

[jenny61_99]

Breaking News .....and great news for some posters on the Crows Big Footy Forum ....Sanders & Elite, there's a chance

‘Robot marriages within 35 years’

FOLLOWING from the introduction of the first sex robots onto the market next year, a top academic has claimed cyborg marriages wont be soon after.

Oh great... we can marry ******* sex robots, but people of the same sex??? Not a chance. GRRRR.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Buggar, I would have taped it.

A number of the games were when Betts was at Carlton

 

[beartoo]

Oh great... we can marry ******* sex robots, but people of the same sex??? Not a chance. GRRRR.

Err...when was that legislated?

 

[dogs105]

Err...when was that legislated?

Must be a Queensland thing.

 

[beartoo]

Must be a Queensland thing.

Made me LOL.
I've lived in QLD....

 

[Deaneus!]

Oh great... we can marry ******* sex robots, but people of the same sex??? Not a chance. GRRRR.

Can we marry sex robots of the same sex?

 

[dogs105]

Can we marry sex robots of the same sex?

You can't

 

[GreyCrow]

Why do I keep thinking '' Do you Melissa take BOB to be your lawful wedded ....''

 

[dogs105]

Why do I keep thinking '' Do you Melissa take BOB to be your lawful wedded ....''

Funny name for a girl....Bob?!

 

[1970crow]

Made me LOL.
I've lived in QLD....

Me too, 'the smart state', ha ha.

 

[jenny61_99]

Err...when was that legislated?

So, yeah, I might have misread. But it still holds true.

 

[mistylake]

You can't

Maybe sex robots can have interchangeable "Bits".
They can mow the lawn then cook dinner.
Etc etc.

 

[1970crow]

Maybe sex robots can have interchangeable "Bits".
They can mow the lawn then cook dinner.
Etc etc.

You saying you fit the schlong to mow the lawn and then remove it to cook dinner?

 

[Deaneus!]

I really hope "schlong" is the name of the lawn-mower attachment, or the people who make it, like Ryobi or Black & Decker

Maybe Mitch Grigg has one for his landscaping business?