Rumour Current Senior Coach With A Very Strange Fetish

[Kakkle]

There is a current senior coach (Victorian based side) who will fill up all their drink holders in his car with expensive smoothies and get into car accidents on purpose just to witness the mayhem.



Each to their own I guess, huh?

 

[DERO]

He sounds a bit fruity.

 

[Experimental]

I bet it's Bolton.

With a huge grin, he says to the officers: 'that's what it's all about, isn't it? Car crashes with smoothies everywhere', as he laughs maniacally.

 

[ize_]

Is this a euphemism?

 

[fishardansin]

How many times can you do this before the insurance company says that's enough?

Also that is decidedly socipathic. Mayhem for the sake of it.

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[Percel]

 

[Chris_6678]

hahah

 

[DerpWerls]

Expensive smoothies

 

[Glenny83]

wtf?

 

[King_Steele]

lel.

 

[FredLeDeux]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(J._G._Ballard_novel)

 

[clivenator26]

I've seen some crazy stuff on here in my time but this takes the cake.

What.
The.
Fruit!

 

[RelaxMax]

Something about this story smells a little off

 

[JUBJUB]

 

[Grave Danger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(J._G._Ballard_novel)

"Ultimately, the current senior coach of a Victorian based team craves a suicidal union of blood, semen, engine coolant and mango yoghurt, a union with which he becomes dangerously obsessed..."

 

[TomsBulgingDisc]

WTF? have I missed something...

 

[Footy 1st]

Story within the story??

 

[Beerfish]

Story within the story??

Peaches, ginger and honey won't stain leather.

 

[EGYPTIAN HORSE]

Who is most likely to eat a lot of smoothies tho

 

[STFU Donnie]

Something about this story smells a little off

So did the car.

 

[RelaxMax]

So did the car.

No use crying about it now

 

[Footy 1st]

Peaches, ginger and honey won't stain leather.

In that case I wonder if Coles is still open

 

[Beerfish]

In that case I wonder if Coles is still open

 

[JUBJUB]

Who is most likely to eat a lot of smoothies tho

Oh wait,he got boned

 

[Footy 1st]

Immediately regretting my post