Rumour Current Senior Coach With A Very Strange Fetish

[Obese Arachnid]

Nah FIGJAM

FIGJAM doesn't stain leather either.

 

[TexanKnights]

I like it a lot

 

[Mogwai]

Smoothies are a beverage
Therefore I conclude it's Luke Beveridge

 

[Spongebob]

Smoothies are a beverage
Therefore I conclude it's Luke Beveridge

Exclusive smoothie available now at Western Oval

 

[Smokeyr67]

I don't see the attraction for this, but I'm open minded so I'm going to buy myself an old clunker and a smoothie maker, gaffer tape in a few dozen icy fruit based beverages and give this a crack....

I'll report back my findings if I survive.

 

[LanceRomance]

so.. has anything been established here

 

[La Vache]

It's like I always say. You've gotta spend money, to make money.

 

[Cole Dammett]

 

[King Notorious]

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I don't see the attraction for this, but I'm open minded so I'm going to buy myself an old clunker and a smoothie maker, gaffer tape in a few dozen icy fruit based beverages and give this a crack....

I'll report back my findings if I survive.

So what happened? You survived as i've seen you posting.

Did you get the horn? The Derek & Clive variety not the car type.

 

[Silvagnis]

So, this recognisable person gets into a motor vehicle on a public road and intentionally crashes their smoothie laden vehicle repeatably onto other road users and the first we hear about it is on Big Footy?

 

[Sellout Scully]

I can't explain the smoothies but this is an actual (albeit unusual) fetish called Symphorophiloa.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphorophilia

 

[SwampCreature]

Good thread, would wreck my car, covering myself in milk a smashed bananas again.

 

[stabler]

 

[Grave Danger]

Explained

 

[Smokeyr67]

So what happened? You survived as i've seen you posting.

Did you get the horn? The Derek & Clive variety not the car type.

Having been assessed by and released from the "hospital" I can report back that the experience is not as satisfying as one may wish, and there are some unforeseen (well, very foreseeable) consequences, and I'm not just talking about the other half asking you why she's cleaning a mango/banana puree out of the front of your undies.

Anyhow, whilst my learned colleague was speaking to their learned colleague, I decided to go all Mythbusters and modify the experiment (with no regard to the scientific method) and my next attempt will involve smoothies, diet coke, lingerie, Uber, pineapples, models and mentos.

I shall return!

 

[Mullarkey]

Having been assessed by and released from the "hospital" I can report back that the experience is not as satisfying as one may wish, and there are some unforeseen (well, very foreseeable) consequences, and I'm not just talking about the other half asking you why she's cleaning a mango/banana puree out of the front of your undies.

Anyhow, whilst my learned colleague was speaking to their learned colleague, I decided to go all Mythbusters and modify the experiment (with no regard to the scientific method) and my next attempt will involve smoothies, diet coke, lingerie, Uber, pineapples, models and mentos.

I shall return!

Needs more GoPro footage

 

[yodellinhank]

Exclusive smoothie available now at Western Oval


View attachment 189453

$8 is the special? Seems expensive

 

[Milux]

Definitely not Leppa. The Lions can't afford those expensive smoothies. And he can't afford a car with cup holders.

Unfortunately Leppa can afford a car with cup holders. Maybe that's why we are broke.

 

[Hardhat11]

Exclusive smoothie available now at Western Oval


View attachment 189453

Yum

I lost 15 kgs by stopping breakfast cereals which are laced with refined sugar ....

I ate smoothies instead. Great after a morning bike ride or swim.

Instant energy ....less calories

 

[Taylor]

Is this some euphemism for crashing the yogurt truck into someone?

 

[Smokeyr67]

Is this some euphemism for crashing the yogurt truck into someone?

Is "yogurt truck" a euphemism?

 

[Taylor]

Is "yogurt truck" a euphemism?

Yes.

 

[jimbler]

How many times can you do this before the insurance company says that's enough?

If at first you don't suceed...

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

This thread, got me a bit flustered. Im off to Boost.