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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
Irene
That joke has been around since the80s when the boxer who got stabbed was Tim...no....Witherspoon. Course no one remembers him now. Thak god for Reece.you're only as old as the woman you feel
idk if this is a dad joke but i did the old "did you hear that actress got stabbed... reese.." "witherspoon?" "no with a knife" to my mum like 10 years ago and it still haunts her
Classic, specially in this day of no dunny paper...... I own a foxy/chihuaha cross????A bear walks up to a rabbit in the woods and asks "Excuse me Mr Rabbit, but do you have problems with s**t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit ponders for a moment then replies "No, Mr Bear I don't have that problem". So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.
How do you know how heavy a chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh now
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
Irene
What does the sign say on the door of the out of business brothel?
Beat it, we’re closed
What do you call a bloke with a spade?
Doug
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell