Prediction Demons Commentary Catch-phrase thread (sponsored by Kelli Underwood)

[Johnny Karate]

“That’s why they call him Spar-GO! He doesn’t Spar-STOP!”

 

[Bluelegs]

“That’s why they call him Spar-GO! He doesn’t Spar-STOP!”

Please, I can only get so hard.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Please, I can only get so hard.

That’s why they call him Luke Jackson he rarely Jacksoff!

 

[netslave]

something something Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

, huh huh?

 

[Devastating Boris]

Steven May

1

Steven May

Age

32

Ht

193cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.7

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.5

3star

MG

307.3

4star

D

15.5

4star

K

12.1

5star

HB

3.4

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.5

1star

MG

378.4

5star

D

12.4

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

edging closer to becoming Steven September

 

[Proper Gander]

“That’s why they call him Spar-GO! He doesn’t Spar-STOP!”

That actually is Kelli-worthy. I can hear it in her voice

 

[Topkent]

I was hating this thread at the beginning but you've all pulled the right Jake's

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Steven May edging closer to becoming Steven September

laughed my ass off. This is summoning your inner Kel perfectly

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

"Forget a goodwin, its been a great win by the dees"

 

[ImissFrosty]

"They're Petraccing for a win here the demons"

 

[Topkent]

Petracca sure is Christian, because that's a god of a god.

 

[ImissFrosty]

This is quite possibly the best thread ever.

Possibly

 

[Proper Gander]

Petracca sure is Christian, because that's a goal of a god.

That’s horrible except I can actually picture a scenario where he has a 3 vote game and Herald Sun rolls with “Onward Christian’s Soldiers” or some s**t

 

[ImissFrosty]

"I'm not just sure that's a goal, I'm Brayshaw!"

 

[Topkent]

Gawna get ya, he's Gawn for it, from Dusk till GAWN.

tonight's been a real happy meal for McDonald.

Mac and Please

Oliver, can I have some more please!

 

[Topkent]

That’s horrible except I can actually picture a scenario where he has a 3 vote game and Herald Suns rolls with “Onward Christian’s Soldiers” or some sh*t

Does it help that was sposed to say God of a goal

 

[Proper Gander]

"I'm not just sure that's a goal, I'm Brayshaw!"

Terrible.

Need Brown to kick more goals so we get a Big Ben Strikes Ten!

 

[Proper Gander]

Does it help that was sposed to say God of a goal

A bit. Yeah it’s definitely better

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Dees lead by 5 at half time, Max gives a away a free out of the centre , opposition kicks a goal..."And Melbournes lead is Gawn in 60 seconds"

 

[Topkent]

Basil Zemplas is gonna come across this thread and be dirty as. Been pulling the same horrible s**t for years.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Basil Zemplas is gonna come across this thread and be dirty as. Been pulling the same horrible sh*t for years.

"We've all gone gobbledygook for Zac Stubblety-Cook" - Basil, Tokyo Olympics

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

"Oliver, twisting, turning, kicks another goal! yes, you May have some more Dees fans!"

 

[Topkent]

"We've all gone gobbledygook for Zac Stubblety-Cook" - Basil, Tokyo Olympics

If that's not real it needs to be a t-shirt

 

[Proper Gander]

"We've all gone gobbledygook for Zac Stubblety-Cook" - Basil, Tokyo Olympics

These are some of the reasons I haven’t been following our Tokyo campaign

 

[ImissFrosty]

If that's not real it needs to be a t-shirt

Oh it's real alright