Dion "The Human Meatball" Prestia

[Cudi_420]

Brian Taylor should step down from his role as a football commentator for this lazy stereotype about Italians.

lol jk Dion is white he can't be discriminated against.

 

[dymot]

Brian Taylor should step down from his role as a football commentator for this lazy stereotype about Italians.

lol jk Dion is white he can't be discriminated against.

WoWEE Brian Taylor is a meathead.

 

[Shane Hird]

mmmm...meatballs.

Freezing cold in Perth today. Perfect for making up a batch of pasta and meatballs.

Gotta love the meatball.

 

[Zach Package]

BOY OH BOY WOWEEEE

but in all seriousness the 'human meatball' nickname is as much about his physique than it is his heritage, he's really short and built like a brick shithouse

 

[pavilion103]

You go girlfriend

 

[Shane Hird]

It's better than being called the human lasagna sheet...meatballs are tougher.

 

[Kaiser Powser]

It's based on his stature. Like calling him a nugget.

But then that is insulting people on stature. Hmmm too much PC is making me dizzy.

 

[Shane Hird]

mmmm...KFC nuggets

 

[Mofra]

But then that is insulting people on stature. Hmmm too much PC is making me dizzy.

How dare you insult people with low blood pressure who stand up too quickly!!!

I'm demanding an apology and inquiry!!!! In fact I may EVEN TYPE IN CAPITALS!!!!!

Harry O is going to tweet your arse to you on a platter VERY SOON!!!!!!!

 

[Handsuper47]

I can't wait to see THE HUMAN MEATBALL play against the FOOTY FACTORY

 

[Zach Package]

I can't wait to see THE HUMAN MEATBALL play against the FOOTY FACTORY

he's from the footy factory

 

[Morris Major]

damn you OP, now i feel like subway...

 

[Iason]

BOY OH BOY WOWEEEE

but in all seriousness the 'human meatball' nickname is as much about his physique than it is his heritage, he's really short and built like a brick shithouse

Got it in one.

 

[Sunny_]

He's not even that meatball-ish anymore. Really leaned out.

 

[Kaiser Powser]

How dare you insult people with low blood pressure who stand up too quickly!!!

I'm demanding an apology and inquiry!!!! In fact I may EVEN TYPE IN CAPITALS!!!!!

Harry O is going to tweet your arse to you on a platter VERY SOON!!!!!!!

Well played. It is getting a bit that way.

 

[Shane Hird]

damn you OP, now i feel like subway...

Do you really know what's in a subway meatball?

If you did you would never eat another one again..

 

[Morris Major]

Do you really know what's in a subway meatball?

If you did you would never eat another one again..

is it horse? coz I'm ok with that

 

[Shane Hird]

is it horse? coz I'm ok with that

Just think of all those off-cuts the butcher chucks in the tub for budget mince.

And if he sells horse meat...the left over pony bits go there as well.

Along with a decent amount of stale bread crumbs from the slicer machine trays that operate at the industrial bakery down the road.

 

[hench]

BOY OH BOY WOWEEEE

but in all seriousness the 'human meatball' nickname is as much about his physique than it is his heritage, he's really short and built like a brick shithouse

Who are you to explain what Taylor's motivation behind the nickname is?

 

[Sunny_]

Who are you to explain what Taylor's motivation behind the nickname is?

He told everyone about it during the first game he called for the Suns back in 2011. He got the nickname back in his Calder Cannon days for being a small nuggety unit.

 

[Sherrinator]

It's based on his stature. Like calling him a nugget.

But then that is insulting people on stature. Hmmm too much PC is making me dizzy.

Prestia is built like a meatball, Goodes is built like an ape.

 

[Shane Hird]

Prestia is built like a meatball, Goodes is built like an ape.

apes don't have six packs...they have pot bellys

 

[Truckosaurus]

Thread assumes people aren't already calling for Brian Taylor to never commentate on a game again.

 

[Bluelegs]

Has "meatball" ever been used to refer to Italians as being sub-human?

 

[Sherrinator]

apes don't have six packs...they have pot bellys

Gorillas are big, wide, strong and hairy.