Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

[Dan]

Well….One could be a savage & stick their entire hand inside the bowl I suppose....Pot luck if you ask me.

Nooooo.....wtf. What other moral alternative is there?

You s**t sitting on the toilet....once you're done shitting.....you stand up and then wipe?

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Please correct me if I'm wrong.

O.K, I will....You're wrong!

 

[This is fun]

Urgh...
can't say i stand to wipe my butt.
I'd be scared of soiling the seat.

 

[Procrastinator35]

It's obvious that the difference between standing & sitting, is what separates the men from the boys.

 

[Gough]

Definitive poll.

 

[deck]

Wouldn't standing squeeze your butt cheeks together squashing the s**t and make it harder to wipe?

 

[mr bagcroft]

Wiping whilst sitting is so many shades of ****ed up Im perplexed at where to begin.
******* bizzare

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Forgot this magical thread existed

 

[RU_]

Wiping whilst sitting is so many shades of *ed up Im perplexed at where to begin.
******* bizzare

Whilst sitting or standing..?

 

[mr bagcroft]

Whilst sitting or standing..?

sitting...thats some ****ed up s**t.
Always wipe standing, always.

 

[RU_]

sitting...thats some *ed up s**t.
Always wipe standing, always.

I respect your decision but you’re wrong.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Sitting whilst wiping --> standing.

 

[Power Raid]

what people do behind close doors.

hang on, the door is always closed right?

 

[ChampRevesby]

How are you supposed to get a proper clean standing up? People that stand must stink.

 

[mr bagcroft]

omg this thread of sitting wipers is absolutely blowing my ******* mind !

 

[Billy ray]

Who wipes?

 

[Quivorir]

Anyone have some bidet recommendations?

 

[74561347]

what people do behind close doors.

hang on, the door is always closed right?

 

[Billy ray]

https://bidetry.com.au/

Get a wifi one. Can control it by the phone you know you have in your hand

 

[Power Raid]

Anyone have some bidet recommendations?

from behind is best butt the front is just as effective, as long as get the right angle