Certified Legendary Thread Do you stand up to wipe?

[Beerfish]

Installed a bidet last night. ******* love em. Come at me curry.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Installed a bidet last night. ******* love em. Come at me curry.

I cringe every time I see this thread bumped.

Still have to read when it is though

 

[Beerfish]

Not a fan?

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Installed a bidet last night. ******* love em. Come at me curry.

So jelly. It's one thing we get badly wrong as a culture, water is way better than wiping!

 

[Beerfish]

So jelly. It's one thing we get badly wrong as a culture, water is way better than wiping!

I honestly don't get the stigma with it. Bought 2 for $40. Wonder how many ewww comments I'll get when I install the second one in the main toilet.

 

[Procrastinator35]

So jelly. It's one thing we get badly wrong as a culture, water is way better than wiping!

The paper pulping industry would like a word with you.

Far more hygienic to have some butt-roll between our hands & our stains.

How else are we assured that no residuals remain?....Short of using our left-hand, ah-la the way the Arabs do.

 

[Billy ray]

Yeh i may get a bidet too.
I mean close your eyes and use toilet paper to clean a dinner plate with leftover gravy and see how clean it is versus using water and then wipe dry

 

[PT Bar None]

I honestly don't get the stigma with it. Bought 2 for $40. Wonder how many ewww comments I'll get when I install the second one in the main toilet.

As a bidet aficionado, I'm hoping you can now resolve a question I've carried around for many years:

I was looking at houses to buy in ACT and we inspected one 40's bungalow style, 1 toilet only, off the main hallway in a dedicated small room. Larger bathroom off the same hallway with separate vanity/sink, shower, bath and no toilet. No ensuite. ie, as is typical for that age and that type of house.

These people though had fitted a bidet in the bathroom. I thought this setup was weird bordering on hilarious (as I visualised old mate, trousers down, dirty arsed shuffling his way down the hallway to the bathroom). But other people I've mentioned it too seem nonplussed. Surely the preferred configuration is lavatory and bidet in the same room? Am I right, was this weird or am I just a bidet numpty?

 

[Beerfish]

As a bidet aficionado, I'm hoping you can now resolve a question I've carried around for many years:

I was looking at houses to buy in ACT and we inspected one 40's bungalow style, 1 toilet only, off the main hallway in a dedicated small room. Larger bathroom off the same hallway with separate vanity/sink, shower, bath and no toilet. No ensuite. ie, as is typical for that age and that type of house.

These people though had fitted a bidet in the bathroom. I thought this setup was weird bordering on hilarious (as I visualised old mate, trousers down, dirty arsed shuffling his way down the hallway to the bathroom). But other people I've mentioned it too seem nonplussed. Surely the preferred configuration is lavatory and bidet in the same room? Am I right, was this weird or am I just a bidet numpty?

I wouldn't say I'm an aficionado just a fan. Not too sure about the separate units. I've only ever used the ones that are attached to an exsisting toilet.

 

[Billy ray]

What did you buy? Link?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Yeh i may get a bidet too.
I mean close your eyes and use toilet paper to clean a dinner plate with leftover gravy and see how clean it is versus using water and then wipe dry

Don't know that the contours & overall general topography of the butt-cheeks & crater hole combined, align themselves all that well with a dinner plate by comparison.....Not to mention the question of vision impairment.

 

[Beerfish]

What did you buy? Link?

It was one of these..

 

[WCErevival]

We need Japanese toilets here.

 

[Beerfish]

We need Japanese toilets here.

Some of those things are insane. You can buy them but they're about $800 and need power to heat the water and air....

 

[Gough]

Big Paper are on your case Beerfish.

 

[Hawk Dork]

It was one of these..

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SiL has one,hers is not comfortable,its an after market seat attachment.
It pushes you forward as the mechanics are at the back.
She had it plumbed into her water inlet tap but needed a sparky to put a power point in.
Warm seats are a bit disconcerting too.

The types they have in Asia are good just a jet spray on a tap

 

[Beerfish]

Big Paper are on your case Beerfish.

Don't know why. I still need to pat dry.

 

[peternorth]

ive had the runs today. toilet paper has been useful but i think a shower is in order

 

[raskolnikov]

Big Footy. Where the big issues in life are discussed.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Big Footy. Where the big tissues in life are discussed.

 

[Quivorir]

Installed a bidet last night. ******* love em. Come at me curry.

Tell me more...I have been trying to get the wife on board this for years. What did you get?

 

[Beerfish]

Tell me more...I have been trying to get the wife on board this for years. What did you get?

It was one of these..

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[Quivorir]

They say a picture tells a thousands words. None of those words helps me figure out exactly what this is.

Do you have a link to the product?

 

[BotsMaster]

Why use paper when you can use the three seashells

 

[Hawk Dork]

Why use paper when you can use the three seashells

What happens when guests come over ?