Dumbest Player In The AFL

SydneyBomber · Jul 30, 2001

"I wanted to play finals football..."

"I'm an athlete, not a footballer..."

"Buy us another drink Brendan" (ok, I made that one up for Mr.Lappin!)

Aaron Hamill

John Elliot (well, he does still play footy doesn't he?!)

Joe Mama · Jul 30, 2001

Jealous sod aren't we, Mags.

How can you say that Matthew Lloyd is un-intelligent whilst Anthony Rocca looks like man-child out on the field, whose only real skill is that he can kick long.

Lets face it, nearly all of the panelists on the Footy Show look like boneheads, and if Matty Lloyd was playing for your mob , you would think that he's was a footballing equivelent of Steven Hawking.

But to be fair, Nathan Buckley has an exceptional football brain, and I think that Leon Davis and Chris Tarrant are going along nicely in this department.

That grass thing is just one of those superstitions that athletes have, and that's his (Matty Lloyd's) trademark.

Joe Mama · Jul 30, 2001

How come no-one has mentioned Tony Modra ?

Blues_Brat · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by Chicago1
Shouldn't this thread be called "The Warwick Capper Award"?

Good call!! Without doubt the dumbest footballer in the last 20 years, so the award has to be named after him.

My nominees...

Daniel Bandy.. One more brain cell in his head and it'd be lonely

Darren Jarman... Shame I can't nominate his brother as well. Had to laugh when Jaaaars was running a newsagency. He couldn't even read when I knew him. If he wasn't a brillaint footballer he'd be in the front bar of the Highlander Hotel scrounging for change.

John Barnes.. Dunno if he really isn't very bright or it's just his public persona.

Josh Francou.. Yeah! Yeah!

Rhett Biglands.. Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.

Macca19 · Jul 31, 2001

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Originally posted by eastaugh36

he is a champion and a legend of a bloke, something collingwood has none of !

How th heck would you know??
Have you spoken or met any of them before?? Strongly doubt it.
I have - they are a great bunch of blokes

Fat Red · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by Blues_Brat

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John Barnes.. Dunno if he really isn't very bright or it's just his public persona.

No, according to people I know at Geelong he really isn't very bright. At all.

they were a bit older than 15

Too old for you then were they?

Olmy · Jul 31, 2001

According to things they do on the field:

K.Hunter (WB), C.Ellis (WB), B.Holland (Rich), D.Clarke (Geel), S.McManus (Freo), T.Bartlett (WB), A.Rocca (Coll), D.Mensch (Geel), M.Richardson (Rich),

freo_fan · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by Wayde Petersen
How come no-one has mentioned Tony Modra ?

LEAVE TONY OUT OF THIS, WHAT THE HELL HAS HE DONE SO DUMB YOU IDIOT?!?
Maybe, your just jealous you dont /didnt have him in your team!!

eastaugh36 · Jul 31, 2001

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Originally posted by Macca19

How th heck would you know??
Have you spoken or met any of them before?? Strongly doubt it.
I have - they are a great bunch of blokes

well they have something in common with the dons then !

Mags · Jul 31, 2001

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Originally posted by eastaugh36

well they have something in common with the dons then !

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You wouldnt even have the balls 2 go up 2 an Afl player and get 2 find out what he is like.

eastaugh36 · Jul 31, 2001

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Originally posted by Mags
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You wouldnt even have the balls 2 go up 2 an Afl player and get 2 find out what he is like.

Why wouldnt I chat to one of the guys from the mighty bombers ?

Well I did Sunday and they are legends !

Mags · Jul 31, 2001

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Originally posted by eastaugh36

Why wouldnt I chat to one of the guys from the mighty bombers ?

Well I did Sunday and they are legends !

Or the other way round.... Why would they wanna chat too u?

Did Sunday Hey Easty?

Who did ya talk too and where?

This will be interseting.

Mags

Blues_Girl · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by freo_fan

LEAVE TONY OUT OF THIS, WHAT THE HELL HAS HE DONE SO DUMB YOU IDIOT?!?
Maybe, your just jealous you dont /didnt have him in your team!!

You go girl! Stand up for the Man!!!

eastaugh36 · Jul 31, 2001

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Originally posted by Mags

Or the other way round.... Why would they wanna chat too u?

Did Sunday Hey Easty?

Who did ya talk too and where?

This will be interseting.

Mags

After the game I talked to sheeds, lloydy, hirdy, slash, henneman,lucas and robert shaw. All great blokes

Blues_Girl · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by eastaugh36

ever heard of a player having a set routine, stupid ???? Tony Lockett did and so does Lloyd.

You have the cheek to call me stupid?? You idolise the biggest idiot living, now who's stupid??

Excuse me while I go pull up some carpet and check which way the heater is blowing.

eastaugh36 · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by Blues_Girl

You have the cheek to call me stupid?? You idolise the biggest idiot living, now who's stupid??

Excuse me while I go pull up some carpet and check which way the heater is blowing.

haha, he is a legend and has anything that anyone could want at his age ! stupid ***** !

Backside · Jul 31, 2001

Of the past players Jimmy Krakouer would be a strong contender for this award.

Lila · Jul 31, 2001

I don't know about the dumbest player in the comp but I reckon that Libba is the dirtyest player.

Mags,

How can Lloyd be dumb after all u can't be a footy player if u didn't have any brains...and it looks like he has brains as he is the leading goal kicker in the comp...maybe that's why u hate him...'cos u think that buckley (or another coll'wood player) should be in the lead?

The Old Dark Navy's · Jul 31, 2001

The whole topic is dumb.

Most people here think they are real wits, unfortunately many of them are only half right!!!!

dees01 · Jul 31, 2001

At Melbourne. Nicholson without a doubt.

eastaugh36 · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by Lila
I don't know about the dumbest player in the comp but I reckon that Libba is the dirtyest player.

Mags,

How can Lloyd be dumb after all u can't be a footy player if u didn't have any brains...and it looks like he has brains as he is the leading goal kicker in the comp...maybe that's why u hate him...'cos u think that buckley (or another coll'wood player) should be in the lead?

spot on !

K9-54 · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by Olmy
According to things they do on the field:

..., C.Ellis (WB), M.Richardson (Rich),

My memory of Friday night is that Ellis had the footballing brain to follow several metres behind every Richardson lead and pick up the crumbs from the inevitably spilled Richardson mark. If Richardson had been smart, he would have simply followed behind Ellis and picked up the crumbs from the inevitably spilled Ellis mark.

Surely that's worth one non-dumb mark for Craig.

But maybe he lost that for failing to realise the effect of the Law of Averages in the last quarter.

OK, it's a draw.

windyhill · Jul 31, 2001

K9~54,brilliant nick,great work.

Voice of Reason · Jul 31, 2001

Austinn Jones

Mags · Jul 31, 2001

Originally posted by Voice of Reason
Austinn Jones

Aww Aussie LOL!

How can we forgot him!

Mags

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