Official Team Thread East Side Hawks :: Season 31 :: Festival of the Biggie! Headliner: por_please_ya!

[PMBangers]

I don't believe in kicking goals this year. Just points.

6 points = 1 goal

 

[Hate]

6 points = 1 goal

Show Golumless on the abacus please...

 

[Golumless]

6 points = 1 goal

It's why I stopped at 5.

 

[Shermy]

Numbers of Note:

• Shermy is quietly putting together a top defensive season with his goals against average down 0.75 per game over S30

I'm in good nick *now i'll get 7 kicked on me*

 

[Agent93]

I don't believe in kicking goals this year. Just points.

Liar. You've kicked 2. Next thing you'll tell me you don't believe Q is real.

 

[Chipmunk]

Let's celebrate Biggie 's 350th game this weekend:

Media - The Notorious 350 (Biggie - 350th game)

BIGGIE - 350TH GAME We at East Side Media are delighted to announce that a true legend, Biggie , is playing his 350th game this weekend against the Royals. Let's check out the stats which we may all aspire to one day: HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE (SEASON 25) CAPTAIN OF THE SEASON 12 HAWKS...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Agent93]

Zoops I hate your hockey team.

 

[Zoops]

Zoops I hate your hockey team.

 

[Agent93]

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Demko's alright, but Hutch is rubbish version of Mike Smith.

 

[Zoops]

Demko's alright, but Hutch is rubbish version of Mike Smith.

No Petey. No Problem.

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Demko's alright, but Hutch is rubbish version of Mike Smith.

That implies Mike Smith has any quality that seperates him from being trash to begin with. You are in fact mistaken. He is the personification of trash.
Hot Trash.
Hot Trash that can also cry.

 

[Agent93]

That implies Mike Smith has any quality that seperates him from being trash to begin with. You are in fact mistaken. He is the personification of trash.
Hot Trash.
Hot Trash that can also cry.

But he also has moments where he transforms from trash into some unbeatable god of goaltending, and then transforms back. Hutch is the low rent version of that. Stinky trash.

 

[Drunkgoliath]

But he also has moments where he transforms from trash into some unbeatable god of goaltending, and then transforms back. Hutch is the low rent version of that. Stinky trash.

Can't say I've seen it. RE: COL annihilating CGY in finals pre-COVID.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Damn, that was way too close for a loss. At least we've got the Bombers next week. The easy victory'll be the only thing worth looking forward to in that thread.

 

[PMBangers]

Damn, that was way too close for a loss. At least we've got the Bombers next week. The easy victory'll be the only thing worth looking forward to in that thread.

If you could relay all information about the game via snail mail that'd be appreciated

 

[Chipmunk]

If you could relay all information about the game via snail mail that'd be appreciated

Once I did one of those ‘sim by post’ competitions. They were fun!

 

[eth-dog]

#larrikinaward

Chipmunk
PMBangers
PhenomenalV1

 

[Agent93]

#larrikinaward Rd5

• eth-dog
• PhenomenalV1
• SM

 

[Hate]

#larrikinaward Round 05

PhenomenalV1
eth-dog
SM

 

[SM]

#larrikinaward
Agent93
PhenomenalV1
PMBangers

 

[PhenomenalV1]

#larrakinaward

Agent93
SM
eth-dog

 

[Chipmunk]

#larrikinaward Rd 5

PMBangers (Sheeep!)
Agent93
eth-dog

 

[Chipmunk]

ROUND 5
EAST SIDE HAWKS 16.7 (103) lost to Gold City Royals 17.12 (114)

REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL

1. Biggie 's 350th:


2. Zoops 's first goal

1 : 4.25 {lHBF} - Finds Smartys Power with a handball.
1 : 4.29 {lHBF} - Zoops applies the tackle on Smartys Power.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Zoops with the ball now.
1 : 4.37 {rHFF} - Zoops blazes away at goal.
1 : 4.41 {rHFF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Zoops.
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 0.1.1

3. PhenomenalV1 scored 8!


4. The Bash Brothers PMBangers and Chipmunk with another 8 and 9 Tackles


5. Hate drawing 5 Frees, the opposition couldn't touch him!


REASONS NOT TO BE CHEERFUL

We lost! Although we fought back well from a 5 goal deficit at half time and even took the lead, the Royals squeaked it in the final quarter.

SM was best for us with 27 disposals.

We're doing good stuff, we should get our rewards if we keep it up next week.

#OGSKWAH

PMBangers Biggie Itsmyshow larrikin Hate Golumless NinjaSwan jackenny Drunkgoliath 11kgm Zoops SM TY24 PhenomenalV1 andleanback eth-dog Shermy por_please_ya Red mist Agent93 Milera2Betts
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[Agent93]

2. @Zoops 's first goal

I'm still sad at you Zoops.

 

[Agent93]

Time on Ground Stats:



Hate's racking up the one on one wins.