Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Firestarter]

So I just watched Coles ruin That's Amore...

 

[Hojuman]

So I just watched Coles ruin That's Amore...

Bad enough to ruin the " pizza pies...."

 

[Gasometer]

Watched the news this week.

Everyone gonna be Premier this year.

 

[Gasometer]

Age 13 and lazy streak has hit Little Gaso.

Go to get ice for obligatory Friday night spirit.

6 ice trays.

5 empty.

I think I need to go away for 5 years...

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Age 13 and lazy streak has hit Little Gaso

By 8 I was an expert making pots of tea for Sam Sr. At 13 SoSoSam sees me making a drink, it's Dad, I need a Milo.

You make Little Gasso a scotch on the rocks when you have one?

 

[Gasometer]

By 8 I was an expert making pots of tea for Sam Sr. At 13 SoSoSam sees me making a drink, it's Dad, I need a Milo.

Where did the world go so wrong?

What year?

Why?

The humanity.

 

[blackshadow]

I feel uneasy outside the suburban smog. Find a brown coal seam nearby so we can have a new coal mine pumping out enough crap to make me feel at home and I'll be there in a heartbeat Gifo.

Twinkletoes does Moe!

 

[KiwiRoo]

Twinkletoes does Moe!

Not like Moe needs more toes.. Each resident has more than the standard 10

 

[KiwiRoo]

By 8 I was an expert making pots of tea for Sam Sr. At 13 SoSoSam sees me making a drink, it's Dad, I need a Milo.

You make Little Gasso a scotch on the rocks when you have one?

I used to be barman at my parents parties aged 8.
Judging by the looks on faces and the dancing later in the evening, I may have been a little heavy handed. (No way was I wasting coke when I could drink it )

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Age 13 and lazy streak has hit Little Gaso.

Go to get ice for obligatory Friday night spirit.

6 ice trays.

5 empty.

I think I need to go away for 5 years...

Hormones. My 13 year old gooing through the same stage. Lazy, CBFd doing anything. Happy laying on the couch at home then gets moody when we tell him to go get active. Boys are easier though, not looking forward to when my daughter hits the sane stage.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

I used to be barman at my parents parties aged 8.
Judging by the looks on faces and the dancing later in the evening, I may have been a little heavy handed. (No way was I wasting coke when I could drink it )

 

[Firestarter]

Age 13 and lazy streak has hit Little Gaso.

Go to get ice for obligatory Friday night spirit.

6 ice trays.

5 empty.

I think I need to go away for 5 years...

At my house barely anyone fills the ice trays and we're all allegedly grown adults...

 

[Dodecahedron]

Not like Moe needs more toes.. Each resident has more than the standard 10

At first I thought you were referring to genetic mutation but then I realised you may have been referring to toes of the camel variety.

 

[Gasometer]

I used to be barman at my parents parties aged 8.
Judging by the looks on faces and the dancing later in the evening, I may have been a little heavy handed. (No way was I wasting coke when I could drink it )

Bush fires in NZ KiwiRoo...wtf!

 

[Gasometer]

Hormones. My 13 year old gooing through the same stage. Lazy, CBFd doing anything. Happy laying on the couch at home then gets moody when we tell him to go get active. Boys are easier though, not looking forward to when my daughter hits the sane stage.

Sometimes I think it's just us dealing with it.

It was easier when she was 2 years old.

 

[Kanga Glory]

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cook the man some eggs

 

[Nate7]

People who don't know the state driving rules/laws and plow into my tram part derailing it and injuring a few of us - tram sent all of us flying and I'm not exactly tiny.
Foreigners should be required to obtain a licence in one of the states or territories, have appropriate testing and not just convert a licence from their home nation.
Major cbd intersection closed because of sheer stupidity and a few angry passengers (me included) wanting to belt the car occupants

 

[Orange Peanut]

Not like Moe needs more toes.. Each resident has more than the standard 10

 

[KiwiRoo]

Bush fires in NZ KiwiRoo...wtf!

yeah bad news down south. Right on the outskirts of Christchurch which has made it nasty

 

[chugginon]

Vent ...... Grumpy....... 3 times this weekend 3 TIMES boom gates at railway crossing tampered with. Wires cut . Guards needed to be placed at site to allow people to cross safely . Police are "talking to a youth " .............................

 

[Dodecahedron]

Vent ...... Grumpy....... 3 times this weekend 3 TIMES boom gates at railway crossing tampered with. Wires cut . Guards needed to be placed at site to allow people to cross safely . Police are "talking to a youth " .............................[/QUO]

Rumour has it that the police are going to strap the said youth to the boom gate in his underwear and film him going up and down violently for a few hours. Then release.

 

[Gasometer]

I have a suspicion that the Game Day Thread titles are going to be messed about with this year with capital letters...underlining...and boring titles.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I have a suspicion that the Game Day Thread titles are going to be messed about with this year with capital letters...underlining...and boring titles.

Wot? IUD is back (with a new ghost Account)???

 

[Hojuman]

Wot? IUD is back (with a new ghost Account)???

You do know IUD stands for " inter-uterine device " don't you ?

 

[Gasometer]

No.

Its Moderator driven..

No IUB...No IUDs...