Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[Lomas]

There were sultanas and some type of canned fruit in my curry pie this morning. This shit was not on in the ‘80s and should definitely not happen now.

 

[gokangas]

There were sultanas and some type of canned fruit in my curry pie this morning. This s**t was not on in the ‘80s and should definitely not happen now.

People should go to jail for that. Years ago Four 'n Twenty made a curry and rice pie - delish treat in my youth.

 

[Lomas]

People should go to jail for that. Years ago Four 'n Twenty made a curry and rice pie - delish treat in my youth.

I was appalled. They should have a sign warning people.

 

[gokangas]

I was appalled. They should have a sign warning people.

No warning? FFS. Whats wrong with people these days? I hope you have taken this further. There must be a pie makers association. Where are their standards?

 

[koshari]

There were sultanas and some type of canned fruit in my curry pie this morning. This s**t was not on in the ‘80s and should definitely not happen now.

reckon someone has slipped you a mince fruit pie,

 

[Samsquanch]

reckon someone has slipped you a mince fruit pie,

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I suspect it would be quite disconcerting if you were slipped the mince.

 

[Lomas]

reckon someone has slipped you a mince fruit pie,

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It was like the usual curry pie had an ungodly union with a mince pie, that’s for sure.

 

[Frank Thring]

Slipped into McDonalds for a thick shake today and saw a humongous fat chick ordering 30 dollars of Maccas. Had to bite my lip and didn't say anything. One of her legs made up for both of mine.

So then went into Woolies to grab some stuff and there was another tub of lard at the confectionary section loading up on packs of chocolates Like flakes, cherry ripes etc. Makes me sick.

What's worse is that both wore revealing clothing thinking they are hot.

 

[Ligma]

Slipped into McDonalds for a thick shake today and saw a humongous fat chick ordering 30 dollars of Maccas. Had to bite my lip and didn't say anything. One of her legs made up for both of mine.

So then went into Woolies to grab some stuff and there was another tub of lard at the confectionary section loading up on packs of chocolates Like flakes, cherry ripes etc. Makes me sick.

What's worse is that both wore revealing clothing thinking they are hot.

Tub of lard

 

[rickety]

Slipped into McDonalds for a thick shake today and saw a humongous fat chick ordering 30 dollars of Maccas. Had to bite my lip and didn't say anything. One of her legs made up for both of mine.

So then went into Woolies to grab some stuff and there was another tub of lard at the confectionary section loading up on packs of chocolates Like flakes, cherry ripes etc. Makes me sick.

What's worse is that both wore revealing clothing thinking they are hot.

A few long lifetimes ago, when word rang through the barrack block that someone was doing a Maccas run, $10 would get you 10 junior burgers @ 45c and 10 cheese burgers @ 55c

 

[Frank Thring]

A few long lifetimes ago, when word rang through the barrack block that someone was doing a Maccas run, $10 would get you 10 junior burgers @ 45c and 10 cheese burgers @ 55c

To be fair, not a fan but like their shakes

 

[rickety]

To be fair, not a fan but like their shakes

I think the only good thing, lol, to come out of a lifetime of periodic grazing, is the ability to recite the ingredients of a Big Mac .... even if they no longer dish out the free cricket poster!

 

[Gasometer]

Anyone here had the joy of Kidney Stones?
I would highly recommend NOT having them. I had them one day last week on holidays in NYC.
14 hours of excruciating pain before IV pain relief.
Worst pain ever.
On one hand I missed out on a day of being a tourist, but on the other got to live my ER TV fantasy in an American Hospital. Extraordinary 6 hours in there.

And tf for travel insurance. No travel insurance and it was a $2000 visit.

Drink water

Always

 

[rickety]

Anyone here had the joy of Kidney Stones?
I would highly recommend NOT having them. I had them one day last week on holidays in NYC.
14 hours of excruciating pain before IV pain relief.
Worst pain ever.
On one hand I missed out on a day of being a tourist, but on the other got to live my ER TV fantasy in an American Hospital. Extraordinary 6 hours in there.

And tf for travel insurance. No travel insurance and it was a $2000 visit.

Drink water

Always

Did you see Abby?

 

[koshari]

Anyone here had the joy of Kidney Stones?
I would highly recommend NOT having them. I had them one day last week on holidays in NYC.
14 hours of excruciating pain before IV pain relief.
Worst pain ever.
On one hand I missed out on a day of being a tourist, but on the other got to live my ER TV fantasy in an American Hospital. Extraordinary 6 hours in there.

And tf for travel insurance. No travel insurance and it was a $2000 visit.

Drink water

Always

Sheesh talk about a trip of dramas, makes trips down to melbourne with a wallan dirty bird stopover pale in to insignifigance.

 

[Gasometer]

Sheesh talk about a trip of dramas, makes trips down to melbourne with a wallan dirty dird stopover pale in to insignifigance.

Except the time when I spilt KFC on my good pants after the Tigers Final

 

[Samsquanch]

Except the time when I spilt "KFC" on my good pants after the Tigers Final

FIFY

 

[Gasometer]

Did you see Abby?

No but I saw a cop guarding an injured prisoner handcuffed at wrist and ankle, a designer that created a piece for Iggy Azalea amongst others. Had a CAT scan and the Dr gave me a sway of meds that were filled out at 3am by a 24 hour Chemist that sold toys and groceries. And I mean toys.

 

[koshari]

FIFY

No you didnt, its dirty bird around these parts.

 

[krakouers]

People should go to jail for that. Years ago Four 'n Twenty made a curry and rice pie - delish treat in my youth.

A Bakery close to where I grew up did a smashing Curry pie if you were ever on the South Coast of this side of the country... not sure if they still do it but there is a couple of places winning awards that also used to...

 

[Samsquanch]

No you didnt, its dirty bird around these parts.

Except the time when I spilt DIRTY BIRD on my good pants after the Tigers Final

I've never heard of anyone saying that the stain on the front of their pants was juice from a dirty bird, that's all I'm saying.

 

[Nate7]

I've never heard of anyone saying that the stain on the front of their pants was juice from a dirty bird, that's all I'm saying.

Unless the person was wanting divorce, otherwise the default is **** drops.

 

[gokangas]

A Bakery close to where I grew up did a smashing Curry pie if you were ever on the South Coast of this side of the country... not sure if they still do it but there is a couple of places winning awards that also used to...

Award winning is interesting. Haven't had many 'award winning' pies that I really liked.

 

[hilly]

Anyone here had the joy of Kidney Stones?
I would highly recommend NOT having them. I had them one day last week on holidays in NYC.
14 hours of excruciating pain before IV pain relief.
Worst pain ever.
On one hand I missed out on a day of being a tourist, but on the other got to live my ER TV fantasy in an American Hospital. Extraordinary 6 hours in there.

And tf for travel insurance. No travel insurance and it was a $2000 visit.

Drink water

Always

Cheers (pun not intended), the fear of having one of those drives me to down at least two litres of H2O a day.

 

[hilly]

Award winning is interesting. Haven't had many 'award winning' pies that I really liked.

I swear there must be about 100 bakeries in Victoria that have 'award winning' vanilla slice/pie/pepsi max can