Autopsy Hawks defeat the Holy Floppity - Rd 21, 2018

[Mr Meeseeks]

Must say I hate Porkins but watching him today hit the pack hard either marking or bringing the ball to ground got me thinking imagine if we had someone built like a brick shithouse doing that for us Breust, Poppy and even Gunners would be licking throat lips crumbing the packs

Hawkins is a boss. Like his weird looking head or not, he is one of the best power forward of this generation.

A genuine ******* monster.

 

[Gralin]

Baileys? Are you doing macrame with a rug over your lap?

You've been watching the live stream I see.

 

[Hawk_francais]

Shout out to Brand, Frawley, Ceglar and Miles today who deserve recognition for really solid work.

Watching Blake Hardwick is becoming more pleasurable every week, he is a fearless and extremely skilled defender.

 

[B&GBlood]

I'm in a flannel shirt drinking cask wine out of pot glasses.

All class Griz

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

"field of battle"? C'mon mate.

Problem? If so, why not debate it rather than just saying "C'mon mate"?

 

[Hodgey 15]

How good is Dimma?
He's doing that No. 15 proud.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

It's no surprise that, once again, when Kaiden Brand has become a regular, the defensive unit looks more sound than it has the rest of the year.

Brand was ordinary again this week. Some of his attempts at killing the high ball, embarrassing.

Not sure who you are watching out there.

 

[KermitJagger]

Brand was ordinary again this week. Some of his attempts at killing the high ball, embarrassing.

Not sure who you are watching out there.

Spilled a few chest marks in that last quarter too, plus that poor kick off the side of the boot when we were transitioning.

 

[MinerBoy]

On what basis do the Cats have the best midfield in the comp? Serious question.

They lose clearances every week, concede high inside 50s and are miles off Top 4.

I don't get it.

Individually they're all great players...….

 

[jenniferHAWKinS]

Great win considering we have about a third of our salary cap on the sidelines (Rough, Cyril, Birch, Big Boy, Sic & Vickery)!

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I merged the threads. I can’t take credit for the title. That may have been respected moderator and well known cider drinker Gralin.

U wot m8?

 

[Messenger]

U wot m8?

No, U wot m8y.

 

[Porkmason]

Problem? If so, why not debate it rather than just saying "C'mon mate"?

Not much to debate, I just think it's funny when the footy/war metaphor is used.

 

[MasterSamurai]

Hardwick!! That is all!

 

[Hawker_85]

Tipping no Cats fans told this absolute unit to sit down during the game.

 

[nickrebellious]

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Can we play him at full forward? Looks like an evolved Roughead, his final form.

 

[Jack Gun Cyril Stun]

Ablett is a great of the game. But jesus, can he just stop resorting to acting like a muppet/drama queen sometimes please. Some of the stuff he did in this game to draw frees or mope on was just rubbish.

Fish rots from the head.

 

[killerspud]

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So is that Tige19???

 

[ItsOver9000]

Can we play him at full forward? Looks like an evolved Roughead, his final form.

Or play the gaff role?

 

[grizzlym]

At least you’re wearing a shirt this time.

Who said anything about a shirt?


Sent from deep space

 

[Jack Gun Cyril Stun]

It;s weird my ratings system has had Hawthorn ranked 3rd all season even after losing to brisbane. I haven't been posting the results because I thought it was broken. Seems it was almost spot on. Even when we were 11th, it had us 3rd. Seems I owe it an apology.

Can you share the list? Not the formula

 

[S Lawrence]

a toast to a great win and a great team.

This is brilliant.

 

[Messenger]

Who said anything about a shirt?


Sent from deep space

You said you were in a flannel shirt....

 

[kazzooka]

The thing I love about Schoey is he will so, so rarely stuff up in a big moment, he's just ol' reliable.

2011 prelim.... I haven't forgotten.

 

[James Colorado]

That will make lots of people very happy keep getting better .

It's also making lots of people very salty