Cotchins Hair Piece
Bouffant Flat Top
- Mar 6, 2019
- 4,774
- 10,355
- AFL Club
- Melbourne
What would they be doing?
Ben King
- pr0n star
Zak Jones
- Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn
- Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer
- Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey
- Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood
- Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell
- CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling
- Ice cream parlour assistant manager
Ben King
PLAYERCARDSTART
34
Ben King
- Age
- 23
- Ht
- 202cm
- Wt
- 98kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 7.2
- 2star
- K
- 5.0
- 2star
- HB
- 2.2
- 2star
- M
- 3.5
- 4star
- T
- 0.5
- 3star
- G
- 1.3
- 5star
- D
- 7.5
- 2star
- K
- 5.6
- 2star
- HB
- 1.9
- 1star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 0.3
- 1star
- G
- 1.5
- 5star
- D
- 6.8
- 2star
- K
- 4.4
- 2star
- HB
- 2.4
- 3star
- M
- 3.2
- 4star
- T
- 0.2
- 3star
- G
- 1.0
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Zak Jones
PLAYERCARDSTART
3
Zak Jones
- Age
- 29
- Ht
- 182cm
- Wt
- 84kg
- Pos.
- Mid
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 17.8
- 4star
- K
- 10.0
- 4star
- HB
- 7.8
- 5star
- M
- 3.4
- 3star
- T
- 3.0
- 5star
- CL
- 1.7
- 4star
- D
- 19.1
- 4star
- K
- 10.6
- 4star
- HB
- 8.6
- 4star
- M
- 3.4
- 3star
- T
- 3.1
- 4star
- CL
- 4.9
- 5star
- D
- 7.0
- 2star
- K
- 2.8
- 1star
- HB
- 4.2
- 4star
- M
- 1.0
- 1star
- T
- 1.6
- 4star
- CL
- 1.0
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn
PLAYERCARDSTART
11
Max Gawn
- Age
- 32
- Ht
- 209cm
- Wt
- 110kg
- Pos.
- Ruck
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 14.1
- 4star
- K
- 7.4
- 3star
- HB
- 6.7
- 4star
- CL
- 2.8
- 4star
- HO
- 35.3
- 5star
- D
- 18.5
- 4star
- K
- 11.5
- 4star
- HB
- 7.0
- 4star
- CL
- 3.5
- 4star
- HO
- 29.2
- 5star
- D
- 8.4
- 3star
- K
- 3.6
- 2star
- HB
- 4.8
- 4star
- CL
- 1.0
- 3star
- HO
- 15.6
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer
PLAYERCARDSTART
25
Jake Stringer
- Age
- 30
- Ht
- 192cm
- Wt
- 92kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 12.9
- 3star
- K
- 8.5
- 3star
- HB
- 4.4
- 3star
- M
- 3.3
- 3star
- T
- 2.5
- 4star
- G
- 1.8
- 5star
- D
- 8.5
- 2star
- K
- 7.0
- 3star
- HB
- 1.5
- 1star
- M
- 2.8
- 3star
- T
- 3.8
- 4star
- G
- 2.5
- 5star
- D
- 7.2
- 2star
- K
- 4.8
- 2star
- HB
- 2.4
- 3star
- M
- 2.6
- 3star
- T
- 1.4
- 4star
- G
- 1.4
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey
PLAYERCARDSTART
28
Tim Membrey
- Age
- 29
- Ht
- 188cm
- Wt
- 92kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 12.2
- 3star
- K
- 8.1
- 3star
- HB
- 4.1
- 3star
- M
- 5.8
- 5star
- T
- 1.5
- 3star
- G
- 1.8
- 5star
- D
- 9.4
- 2star
- K
- 6.5
- 3star
- HB
- 2.9
- 2star
- M
- 4.5
- 4star
- T
- 1.3
- 2star
- G
- 1.5
- 5star
- D
- 9.6
- 3star
- K
- 4.8
- 2star
- HB
- 4.8
- 4star
- M
- 3.2
- 4star
- T
- 1.4
- 4star
- G
- 0.6
- 3star
PLAYERCARDEND
Eric Hipwood
PLAYERCARDSTART
30
Eric Hipwood
- Age
- 26
- Ht
- 203cm
- Wt
- 94kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 10.0
- 3star
- K
- 7.4
- 3star
- HB
- 2.6
- 2star
- M
- 3.9
- 4star
- T
- 1.3
- 3star
- G
- 1.5
- 5star
- D
- 11.1
- 3star
- K
- 8.4
- 3star
- HB
- 2.7
- 2star
- M
- 4.1
- 4star
- T
- 1.1
- 2star
- G
- 1.1
- 5star
- D
- 10.6
- 3star
- K
- 8.4
- 4star
- HB
- 2.2
- 2star
- M
- 3.6
- 4star
- T
- 1.6
- 4star
- G
- 2.4
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell
PLAYERCARDSTART
7
Jack Ziebell
- Age
- 33
- Ht
- 188cm
- Wt
- 89kg
- Pos.
- D/F
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 19.1
- 5star
- K
- 12.8
- 5star
- HB
- 6.3
- 4star
- M
- 3.8
- 4star
- T
- 4.6
- 5star
- MG
- 369.5
- 5star
- D
- 8.0
- 2star
- K
- 5.0
- 2star
- HB
- 3.0
- 2star
- M
- 3.2
- 3star
- T
- 1.6
- 3star
- MG
- 125.8
- 2star
- D
- 16.2
- 4star
- K
- 11.4
- 4star
- HB
- 4.8
- 4star
- M
- 5.2
- 5star
- T
- 3.0
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling
PLAYERCARDSTART
27
Jack Darling
- Age
- 31
- Ht
- 191cm
- Wt
- 95kg
- Pos.
- Fwd
Career
Season
Last 5
- D
- 12.1
- 3star
- K
- 7.9
- 3star
- HB
- 4.2
- 3star
- M
- 5.0
- 5star
- T
- 3.0
- 5star
- G
- 1.9
- 5star
- D
- 8.0
- 2star
- K
- 4.3
- 2star
- HB
- 3.7
- 3star
- M
- 2.7
- 3star
- T
- 2.4
- 3star
- G
- 1.3
- 5star
- D
- 14.6
- 4star
- K
- 7.6
- 3star
- HB
- 7.0
- 5star
- M
- 6.0
- 5star
- T
- 4.0
- 5star
- G
- 1.4
- 5star
PLAYERCARDEND
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