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What would they be doing?

Ben King - pr0n star
Zak Jones - Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn - Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant manager
 
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Josh Bruce - Hairdresser
 
Max King would be a butcher
 

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Clayton Oliver would be a virgin
 
Trent Cotchin - hairpiece model
 
Jordan de goey - bouncer/date rapist
 
Tom Stewart - dealer (not the casino type either)
Tex Walker - head trolley collector
Gary Rohan - Used Car salesman
Gryan Miers - stoner / gamer
Joel Selwood - racetrack emu (google that one kiddies)
Rhys Stanley - rent boy
Eric Hipwood - JobSeeker recipient
Tom Lynch - Rhys Stanley's pimp
 
X Lions player has shown what can be done >

Justin Clarke - Engineering Science specializing in Hypersonics, Rhodes Scholar.

Current players >

Jordan De Goey - Gynecologist.

Patrick Cripps - Sniper.

Jared Polec - Seagull.
 
Noah Balta - traffic controller
Tim Membrey - concreter
Ben Brown - circus clown
Tom Lynch - parking inspector
 
Rhys Mathieson would work for the Bureau of Meteorology measuring air pressure.
 
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Mason Cox - Jockey
 
Brayden Maynard - Roof tiler
Dustin Martin - RV Cook
 
Tom Green (GWS Giants) - Comedian, TV show host, writer, actor & director.
 
Ed Richards - marketing icon for a multinational fast food franchise
 
M Malice said:
Jordan De Goey - Gynecologist.
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He would need to complete secondary school though. Then once he has aced all those tricky subjects like chemistry, biology, advanced math & physics, not sure he would have the discipline to spend another 12 years of studies to earn the right to be named Dr. De Goey.
 
Scott Lycett - Henchman/Dumb Muscle for a criminal mastermind
 
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