Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2018

[TerryWallet]

I don't expect any of you to have watched Cam O'Shea and Levi trying to play football this year.....but boy oh boy it was something to witness.

 

[vjknight]

I don't expect any of you to have watched Cam O'Shea and Levi trying to play football this year.....but boy oh boy it was something to witness.

Any other names you can substitute ?

Be honest.

 

[TerryWallet]

Any other names you can substitute ?

Be honest.

Plenty of candidates for the 50, but gee mofra's gonna have to be creative to find worse than the aforementioned for his Bottom 5.

 

[hawkman]

Plenty of candidates for the 50, but gee mofra's gonna have to be creative to find worse than the aforementioned for his Bottom 5.

Jack Silvagni would be close to bottom 5

 

[vjknight]

Plenty of candidates for the 50, but gee mofra's gonna have to be creative to find worse than the aforementioned for his Bottom 5.

The one thing in their favour is the expectations were very low and they didn't struggle to achieve that.

 

[bontshow]

Jack Billings a chance for bottom 5? Taken pick 3 in 2013 in between Josh Kelly and the Bont (Boyd was pick 1, most of the top 10 are spuds). Talked up by Saints fans as going to be better than Bont and failed spectacularly this year. Has all the ingredients for a bottom 5 player

At least he hasn't been delisted

 

[BigBirdz]

I don't expect any of you to have watched Cam O'Shea and Levi trying to play football this year.....but boy oh boy it was something to witness.

Unfortunately the campaigners somehow played most friday nights so they were harder to avoid than I'd have liked.

 

[TerryWallet]

Unfortunately the campaigners somehow played most friday nights so they were harder to avoid than I'd have liked.

Oh that Gil, he's such a joker.

 

[NorthernLights]

I’m pegging the thread will follow this mould again:

 

[Freofalcon]

I’m pegging the thread will follow this mould again:

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[ChappyUK]

 

[SaltPeter]

we there yet?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Cam McCarthy top 10 for shiz

#1

Shoe in.

Spud.

Yep. He'll have company in the top 10 too.

Hayden Ballantyne, come on down!

 

[leobarryustar]

Tex should be no 1 for the damage done to his own club, not to mention the debacles onfield.

 

[A Cut Above]

Aiight, first semi-serious list of players Mofra could include. Influenced naturally by who's likely to cause the most supporter outrage.

Adelaide: Tex, Betts
Brisbane: Hodge, Taylor
Carlton: Silvagni, Thomas, Casboult, Lobbe, Jones, Kerridge
Collingwood: Fasolo, Elliott, Wells, Moore, Aish
Freo: B.Hill, Bennell, Every Tall Forward
Geelong: "Holy Trinity" as a single entry, Taylor, Buzza, Smith, Cockatoo, S.Selwood, Parsons, Crameri, Menzel
GC: Lynch & May as a single entry
GWS: Deledio, Griffin, "Dog Act" Cameron
Hawthorn: O'Brien (leave him out and I burn Bigfooty to the ground), Frawley, Schoenmakers, Langford
Melbourne: Lewis, Vince
Norf: Majak, Hartung, Waite
Port: Watts, Motlop, Rockliff
Richmond: Castagna, Cotchin
St.Kilda: Anyone who isn't Jack Steven
Swans: Jack, Hannebery, Rohan, Tippett
West Coast: Gaff
Bulldogs: BOYD, Suckling, Wood, Redpath

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Aiight, first semi-serious list of players Mofra could include. Influenced naturally by who's likely to cause the most supporter outrage.

Adelaide: Tex, Betts
Brisbane: Hodge, Taylor
Carlton: Silvagni, Thomas, Casboult, Lobbe, Jones, Kerridge
Collingwood: Fasolo, Elliott, Wells, Moore, Aish
Freo: B.Hill, Bennell, Every Tall Forward
Geelong: "Holy Trinity" as a single entry, Taylor, Buzza, Smith, Cockatoo, S.Selwood, Parsons, Crameri, Menzel
GC: Lynch & May as a single entry
GWS: Deledio, Griffin, "Dog Act" Cameron
Hawthorn: O'Brien (leave him out and I burn Bigfooty to the ground), Frawley, Schoenmakers, Langford
Melbourne: Lewis, Vince
Norf: Majak, Hartung, Waite
Port: Watts, Motlop, Rockliff
Richmond: Castagna, Cotchin
St.Kilda: Anyone who isn't Jack Steven
Swans: Jack, Hannebery, Rohan, Tippett
West Coast: Gaff
Bulldogs: BOYD, Suckling, Wood, Redpath

Lewis has been decent this year.
Not the player he was at Hawthorn, but came good once Goodwin realised both he and Vince couldn't play in the same backline. His experience has been invaluable for our young side.
Bugg and Garlett more likely. Tyson (though he has stepped up at the right part of the season), Kennedy-Harris, Hunt and Pedersen also possibilities.
I'm tipping Jack Watts to go at #1 for the second time in his career.

 

[iBeng]

Rockliff into the top 10 with a BULLET.

 

[JustaBattler]

Captain Marc Murphy

 

[zackah]

Aiight, first semi-serious list of players Mofra could include. Influenced naturally by who's likely to cause the most supporter outrage.

Adelaide: Tex, Betts
Brisbane: Hodge, Taylor
Carlton: Silvagni, Thomas, Casboult, Lobbe, Jones, Kerridge
Collingwood: Fasolo, Elliott, Wells, Moore, Aish
Freo: B.Hill, Bennell, Every Tall Forward
Geelong: "Holy Trinity" as a single entry, Taylor, Buzza, Smith, Cockatoo, S.Selwood, Parsons, Crameri, Menzel
GC: Lynch & May as a single entry
GWS: Deledio, Griffin, "Dog Act" Cameron
Hawthorn: O'Brien (leave him out and I burn Bigfooty to the ground), Frawley, Schoenmakers, Langford
Melbourne: Lewis, Vince
Norf: Majak, Hartung, Waite
Port: Watts, Motlop, Rockliff
Richmond: Castagna, Cotchin
St.Kilda: Anyone who isn't Jack Steven
Swans: Jack, Hannebery, Rohan, Tippett
West Coast: Gaff
Bulldogs: BOYD, Suckling, Wood, Redpath

No Bombers. You really do us Bosky

Though inb4 Mofra Joey injury troll. For shame

 

[Bernie L]

Who won?

 

[Sydney Kicker]

Aiight, first semi-serious list of players Mofra could include. Influenced naturally by who's likely to cause the most supporter outrage.

Adelaide: Tex, Betts
Brisbane: Hodge, Taylor
Carlton: Silvagni, Thomas, Casboult, Lobbe, Jones, Kerridge
Collingwood: Fasolo, Elliott, Wells, Moore, Aish
Freo: B.Hill, Bennell, Every Tall Forward
Geelong: "Holy Trinity" as a single entry, Taylor, Buzza, Smith, Cockatoo, S.Selwood, Parsons, Crameri, Menzel
GC: Lynch & May as a single entry
GWS: Deledio, Griffin, "Dog Act" Cameron
Hawthorn: O'Brien (leave him out and I burn Bigfooty to the ground), Frawley, Schoenmakers, Langford
Melbourne: Lewis, Vince
Norf: Majak, Hartung, Waite
Port: Watts, Motlop, Rockliff
Richmond: Castagna, Cotchin
St.Kilda: Anyone who isn't Jack Steven
Swans: Jack, Hannebery, Rohan, Tippett
West Coast: Gaff
Bulldogs: BOYD, Suckling, Wood, Redpath

Hodge a bit stiff
Why does Jack Steven get a free pass? Least impact per possession in the entire comp.
Carlton you could nominate almost anyone not named Cripps.
The rest look on the money
Toumpas lucky he is (was) so bad he didn't reach the qualifying standard.

 

[darklake]

Aiight, first semi-serious list of players Mofra could include. Influenced naturally by who's likely to cause the most supporter outrage.

Adelaide: Tex, Betts
Brisbane: Hodge, Taylor
Carlton: Silvagni, Thomas, Casboult, Lobbe, Jones, Kerridge
Collingwood: Fasolo, Elliott, Wells, Moore, Aish
Freo: B.Hill, Bennell, Every Tall Forward
Geelong: "Holy Trinity" as a single entry, Taylor, Buzza, Smith, Cockatoo, S.Selwood, Parsons, Crameri, Menzel
GC: Lynch & May as a single entry
GWS: Deledio, Griffin, "Dog Act" Cameron
Hawthorn: O'Brien (leave him out and I burn Bigfooty to the ground), Frawley, Schoenmakers, Langford
Melbourne: Lewis, Vince
Norf: Majak, Hartung, Waite
Port: Watts, Motlop, Rockliff
Richmond: Castagna, Cotchin
St.Kilda: Anyone who isn't Jack Steven
Swans: Jack, Hannebery, Rohan, Tippett
West Coast: Gaff
Bulldogs: BOYD, Suckling, Wood, Redpath

Capital letters Bosk.
You have such a raging hard on for
Boydy.

 

[A Cut Above]

You have such a raging hard on for
Boydy.

Tom Boyd played 12 games in 2018 averaging 2.2 marks, 11 touches, 17 hitouts & 0.5 goals a game. He was paid between $1 - 1.2 million.

We'll be generous and assume he was paid only $1m. That's $7,575 he was paid whenever he touched the football. $4,901 for every hitout.

Tom Boyd was literally paid at least $166,666 for every goal he kicked this year.

 

[darklake]

Tom Boyd played 12 games in 2018 averaging 2.2 marks, 11 touches, 17 hitouts & 0.5 goals a game. He was paid between $1 - 1.2 million.

We'll be generous and assume he was paid only $1m. That's $7,575 he was paid whenever he touched the football. $4,901 for every hitout.

Tom Boyd was literally paid at least $166,666 for every goal he kicked this year.

He already earnt his money on 1/10/2016.
Everything else is gravy.

 

[Sainter3and7]

Wanted to get in as the first one to go down on Mofra.
Mate, this is always one of the highlights of my off-season. I was thinking about it last week and looking forward to it.
* Cause I got in first, anyone who subsequently blows Mof is taking my sloppy seconds.