Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2020

[Holy Rioli]

That Hawthorn flog who preemptively melted about Schoenmakers from near the start of the thread right up to his eventual inclusion at #2 was glorious.



The original and the best tangent. Who knew that a throwaway remark like that from Mofra would generate such debate.

That's premiership legend Schoenmakers thanks.

Also still a better player than Jordan Roughead.

 

[TedDougChris]

I still hate Lemon Crisps

Them's fighting words.....



(I may or may not agree.....)

 

[TedDougChris]

And spawn biscuit drivebys in the 2020 edition

There are themes and nuances that flow, not just within a Bottom 50 - but over years of Bottom 50's.

 

[Shell]

What was the general argument with the arnotts biscuits?

 

[HomerThompson]

What was the general argument with the arnotts biscuits?

It started with a sledge at orange creams and escalated from there.

 

[Shell]

It started with a sledge at orange creams and escalated from there.

Orange creams are disgusting

 

[Shell]

Whoever sledged them deserves a medal. They are correct.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Hers a controversial inclusion if i was IC.

Steve Johnson.


Yeah you heard me. He was the king of stupidity on the footy field imho.

Guy was a gun but yeah, his stupid stuff was mind boggling, tho when the “stupid s**t” paid off he was a ******* “genius”.

 

[Shell]

Guy was a gun but yeah, his stupid stuff was mind boggling, tho when the “stupid sh*t” paid off he was a ******* “genius”.

I wanted to wring his ******* neck half the time. Srs.

I didnt worship the ground he walked on either, like everybody else. Thats more re. personality tho, than the actual player.

 

[HomerThompson]

Whoever sledged them deserves a medal. They are correct.

It was Mofra to begin with - check out player no. 17 from the 2019 list:
"Frost has worked out how to game the system and good luck to him for doing so but in any Arnott's Creams assessment of his backline rebound ability he's the orange cream biscuit every time.
Note: If anyone seriously disputes that the orange cream biscuit is anything more than the unwanted red-headed step-child of the biscuit world, I will be willing to fight you, your descendants and then salt your front yard. You are wrong."

See also posts 637, 919 and 1631 from the great man but the banter in between is gold.

 

[Shell]

Um what are those little ones- with the chocolate in them. They're clearly the best.

 

[HomerThompson]

Um what are those little ones- with the chocolate in them. They're clearly the best.

Kingstons? Bleh - too sweet.

 

[Shell]

Kingstons? Bleh - too sweet.

Pfft

Next youre gonna tell me you dont like cake?

 

[TedDougChris]

Kingstons? Bleh - too sweet.

Do I need to fight you as well ???

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

I wanted to wring his ******* neck half the time. Srs.

I didnt worship the ground he walked on either, like everybody else. Thats more re. personality tho, than the actual player.

The time he whacked that little cockroach Steve Baker was pretty good.

 

[Shell]

The time he whacked that little cockroach Steve Baker was pretty good.

Absolutely.

 

[Over The Post]

Whoever sledged them deserves a medal. They are correct.

not that great --> meh no thanks --> disgusting --> orange creams --> daylight --> lemon crisps

 

[FISTO]

I think that a lot of you guys are under reacting

 

[Shell]

Wtf are lemon crisps

 

[Over The Post]

Wtf are lemon crisps

The most shitful of s**t biscuits ever made, there was always untouched ones in the family assorted packet in mid January after all the Christmas bickies had gone. The crunchy stuff on the outside is salt.

 

[Shell]

Never heard of them

 

[Over The Post]

Click the link.

Woolworths Supermarket - Buy Groceries Online

www.woolworths.com.au

 

[NSWCROW]

I still hate Lemon Crisps

Heard in numerous dwellings across our great land

HIM - I said SHORTBREAD CREAM
HER - I thought they were !
HIM - FFS !

 

[Over The Post]

^^^ this ^^^

underrated post

 

[ImissFrosty]

I think lemon crisps are good, a real point of difference in the biscuit department