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Player 23 - Clay Smith
Pictured: That incredible moment when there are two players in a photo and Libba isn't the crazy one
Ok bay, I'll admit it. This hurts. Clay Smith has endured three knee recos and was a prelim hero last year kicking 4 goals in a half against GWS.
This year his form was, basically, old man testicles. Once held in high regard as an essential part of ultimate glory, he has dropped enough to be left swinging in the breeze on multiple occasions. Let me explain.
Starting his year in round 4 after being an emergency the week prior, he did start showing urgency and effort laying 15 tackles against North Melbourne. A decent game against the Lions followed before he went and played 4 top 8 sides in a row. In one of those games he was excellent, kicking 4 against Richmond who were only really that good when it absolutely mattered anyway - and in this game, 5 of his 15 disposals were clangers which meant anyone within kicking distance were within his Field of Danger... if only there was another was to phrase that.
Clay wasn't great in the other games and was injured at the end of them which saved him from being dropped this time.
He would then only feature in two more games for the year, in round 16 and 20 where he was swiftly dropped both times. From the highs of last September to playing VFL in a side that missed the finals, Clay's season was a bigger disappointment than the organized people who ordered the Louis CK box set last month for Christmas.
The major culprit here seems to be a pre-season training schedule that was a little less 'train the house down' than it was 'Amy Winehouse it up'. When the bouncers at Revolver not only know your name but expect you then perhaps you're not starting the AFL year in the best possible shape:
Pictured: The Bulldogs pre-season
On top of this, Clay Smith's kicking action is arguably the ugliest in the AFL. It's somehow effective when kicking for goal but it really is a lot like hooking up at 3am Revolver - you might get the job done but you certainly don't want to watch a replay of the action.
His post-season seems to have taken a more benign turn at least, with Clay getting married and honeymooning in Mexico which really is only a worry for Essendon players sourcing 'vitamins'.
Anyway I'm sure 2018 will be better than 2017. Clay, welcome to the Bottom 50.
Pictured: That incredible moment when there are two players in a photo and Libba isn't the crazy one
Ok bay, I'll admit it. This hurts. Clay Smith has endured three knee recos and was a prelim hero last year kicking 4 goals in a half against GWS.
This year his form was, basically, old man testicles. Once held in high regard as an essential part of ultimate glory, he has dropped enough to be left swinging in the breeze on multiple occasions. Let me explain.
Starting his year in round 4 after being an emergency the week prior, he did start showing urgency and effort laying 15 tackles against North Melbourne. A decent game against the Lions followed before he went and played 4 top 8 sides in a row. In one of those games he was excellent, kicking 4 against Richmond who were only really that good when it absolutely mattered anyway - and in this game, 5 of his 15 disposals were clangers which meant anyone within kicking distance were within his Field of Danger... if only there was another was to phrase that.
Clay wasn't great in the other games and was injured at the end of them which saved him from being dropped this time.
He would then only feature in two more games for the year, in round 16 and 20 where he was swiftly dropped both times. From the highs of last September to playing VFL in a side that missed the finals, Clay's season was a bigger disappointment than the organized people who ordered the Louis CK box set last month for Christmas.
The major culprit here seems to be a pre-season training schedule that was a little less 'train the house down' than it was 'Amy Winehouse it up'. When the bouncers at Revolver not only know your name but expect you then perhaps you're not starting the AFL year in the best possible shape:
Pictured: The Bulldogs pre-season
On top of this, Clay Smith's kicking action is arguably the ugliest in the AFL. It's somehow effective when kicking for goal but it really is a lot like hooking up at 3am Revolver - you might get the job done but you certainly don't want to watch a replay of the action.
His post-season seems to have taken a more benign turn at least, with Clay getting married and honeymooning in Mexico which really is only a worry for Essendon players sourcing 'vitamins'.
Anyway I'm sure 2018 will be better than 2017. Clay, welcome to the Bottom 50.