Official Team Thread [Nunez – ‘Toots Hibbert’ Winner] S30 - Sin City Swamprats: "A Rats' Dinasty is Nasty in Double”

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    The Sin City Swamprats is not a club for crying one’s own misery, but for overcoming it with the aid of fellow wretched souls. There is no judgment on anyone’s past. This is the club of perpetual renewal; the place for new beginnings. Here, it is always possible to start over. The doors are always open to everyone.

    Among the SFA clubs, the Swamprats are not known as a flashy organization; preferring internal bonding and posting quality over external exposure and amount of posts. There is nothing wrong, however, with any Rat being a very active poster and/or openly promoting himself and the club.




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    Alberton Qootball Club

    Established
    S04 - 2004

    Home Oval
    ‘The Underground’ (Stadium)

    Colours
    Black and White; Red and Gold

    S29 Results

    Minor Round: Premiers; Finals: Premiers


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    SFA’s S30 is the club’s 20th season. The Swamprats, or simply Rats, was founded in 2004, playing its inaugural season in S4. The club was born in black-and-white and was called the Alberton Swamprats. In its inception, it was the representative of BigFooty’s Port Adelaide board in the SFA. As such, it won a premiership in S6.

    The club has folded a couple of times, but has been brought back again. It has played every season since S16, when it became open for barrackers of other teams (there are currently even Crows among us!). Later, it has been rebranded as the Sin City Swamprats and added red and silver its colours. Since then, the club has changed the silver to gold, and added two flags and three minor premierships to its laurels.

    It must be said that, in a sense, the Swamprats have never left Alberton. The club has physically moved out, for sure; but, spiritually, the link hasn't been fully broken. It is hidden, but it still there. The old Alberton Swamprats still lives on; only more embracive and sombrer than before.




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    The rebranding came out of necessity. There was a need to reinforce a detachment from the Port board. At the time, names were suggested, and a vote was taken. Sin City” won, and that has been the club’s name since S19.

    There are many different theories about the origin and meaning of the current name:
    - some say it is related to Las Vegas, Nevada;
    - others, to Sydney;
    - some others, to Frank Miller’s ‘Sin City;’
    - and so on.

    The fact that there are so many different answers is evidence that the rebranding’s goal was achieved. However, there is a common theme to all of them, which reveals the club’s identity.




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    The club’s name is not just “Sin City;” but “Sin City Swamprats.” The moniker has been preserved. Considering the club’s full name, combining rats and sins, it points towards the underworld. The Rats even host their homes games at “The Underground.”

    Thus, the name implies that the club is about the rejects, the outcasts, the pariahs, the socially unwanted. It presents the club as a home for the homeless; a country for the exile; a sanctuary for the forsaken; a port for the adrift. It stresses darkness, fear, and despair; but also freedom, power, and hope. It entails being bent, but never broken.

    The club’s colours add meaning to such a symbolism. Where the shadows prevail, there are practically no colours. It is almost all black-and-white. Almost. The dimness over Sin City reveals strokes of red and gold; invoking both passion and glory. The club may pull its strength from the deepest parts of the soul, but its aim is always at the Highest.



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    Since after the wooden spoon in S24, the club has reached the Preliminary Finals in all of the last five seasons: winning two flags; losing one Grand Final, and having an overall Finals record of 70.59% (12 wins and 5 losses).

    In the Minor Round, during the same period, the club has finished three times in the Top-4, winning the Minor premiership twice; and has an overall record of 57.32% (46 wins, 34 losses, and 2 draws).

    The Rats are currently the reigning premiers, having also won the Minor premiership in the previous two seasons.


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    Our Founding Fathers

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    Our Pioneers
    S04 Squad

    Macca19 (captain), Porthos (vice-captain), _Espoir, Andre, Bresh, Crazy_Big_Al, Dreamkillers, Dyertribe, Eago77, Ferox, Groove, JuniorBurger, kaysee, MrMeaner, Nicski, PAFowlr, Portentous, Pred, Ray Nolan, rubberman, Russian, Santos L Helper, Scott, and Sog35.


    Our Restorers
    S16 Squad
    MannumPower (captain), Jonts (vice-captain), Doctor Feel, crazy_big_al, CrimsonRaven, Dustholian 1870, Ford Fairlane, Forzaport, Kickpuncher, Lurk3r, Macca19, Member of One PAFC, MisterMarto, nivek48, Noobz0r, not, Portia, PowerKat, RangaInTeal, Santos L Helper, Schulzenfest, Spadge, spookism, Stormageddon, SwampRat, The Smaller Warrior, ThunderPower_14, tribey, and wharfie_1870.



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    Our Gospel
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    We the players and management of the Alberton Qootball Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

    To do this we believe -
    There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
    That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour

    We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.

    Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.

    Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.


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    Swamprats all, let us rejoice
    For we are undie free
    With golden beer and rivals tears
    Our women we don't see

    Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
    We're loud and we don't care,
    We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
    Swamprats don't play fair.

    Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
    We're loud and we don't care,
    In drunken rants, we lose our pants
    Swamprats don't play fair

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    Beer, beer! The black and the white
    Honour the beer by day and by night
    Lift that pint of stout up high
    Chug down the f***er til it's dry

    Whether the pub be great or be small
    We'll clean it out and spew over all
    While our Swamprats keep on drinking
    Onwards to pi**ed glory!
     
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    The Club Motto
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    "A season without a premiership is a season wasted."
    (MannumPowerJuly 22nd, 2013)
     
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    Premierships and Seasons
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    Major: 3
    - S6
    - S27
    - S29

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    Minor: 3
    - S20
    - S28
    - S29



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    - S04, 2004/05 -
    6th (13-11); EF (0-1)
    - S05, 2005/06 -
    8th (11-11); GF (3-1-1)
    - S06, 2006 -
    2nd (13-9); Premiers (3-0)
    - S07, 2007 -
    9th (10-12); no finals
    - S09, 2008/09 -
    7th (8-9-1); no finals
    - S16, 2013 -
    6th (9-9); EF (1-1)
    - S17, 2013/14 -
    10th (5-13) – wooden spoon
    - S18, 2014 -
    10th (7-10); no finals
    - S19, 2015.1 -
    9th (6-8-1); no finals
    - S20, 2015.2 -
    1st (13-3); PF (1-2)
    - S21, 2016.1 -
    9th (7-9); no finals
    - S22, 2016.2 -
    5th (9-6-2); EF (0-1)
    - S23, 2017.1 -
    4th (9-8); SF (0-2)
    - S24, 2017.2 -
    12th (4-12) – wooden spoon
    - S25, 2018.1 -
    7th (7-9); GF (3-1)
    - S26, 2018.2 -
    7th (8-9); PF (2-1)
    - S27, 2019.1 -
    4th (9-7); Premiers (3-1)
    - S28, 2019.2 -
    1st (10-4-2); PF (1-2)
    - S29, 2020.1 -
    1st (12-5); Premiers (3-0)
     
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    Awarded Players
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    Premiership Captains

    Macca19 (S06)
    spookism (S20)
    Far Kern (S27, S28)
    philreich (S29, S29)


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    Season Medallists

    - Mobbenfuhrer (B&F):
    - Fred/Alf Andrews (goalkicking):
    - Deestroy (GF BOG):
    - Frankston Rover (Administrator's):
     
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    Spookism: a TRUE Premiership Captain (S20, MR)
  • Dear Hall of Fame voters.

    Please note that I am now a Premiership Captain.
    It says so, right here, so it must indeed be true.
     
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    The Flag Carriers (squad)
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    - Leadership -

    Captain
    philreich

    Vice-Captain
    jackster83

    Deputies
    ant555
    GremioPower
    SarahSmiles
    Sparkle

    Honorary Captain

    Far Kern


    - Full Squad -

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    05. edgie
    1. Far Kern
    2. jackster83
    4. MannumPower
    7. LukeParkerno1
    8. Leviathan Pie
    9. Kirkswan
    12. projectv
    13. Sparkle
    14. GotTheGoodes
    17. philreich
    18. Nunez
    22. GremioPower
    23. haydo
    [traded out: R8]
    24. Gameova_ [included: R9]
    26. Quadzilla
    31. Rich the babe Evans
    32. sataris
    35. Plugger35
    36. SarahSmiles
    39. Mr39
    [delisted: R4]
    44. Wojcinski [traded in: R8]
    45. ant555
    64. Firestarter
    69. Ant Bear

    88. Power Raid
     
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    Players Stats (S01-S29)
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    S30 Players' Career Stats

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    Defending the Flag (S30 Fixture)
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    S30 Fixture
    Results and Match-Thread Links




    MINOR ROUND



    R01, v. Gold City Royals - The Underground
    L, 11.12:78 - 15.10:100 (0-1, 12th)

    R02, @ Fighting Furies - rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome
    L, 15.10:100 - 21.11:137 (0-2, 11th)

    R03, v. East Side Hawks - The Underground
    W, 13.2:80 - 9.5:59 (1-2, 10th)

    R04, @ Dragons FFC - Ljp86's Lair
    W, 18.11:119 - 10.9:69 (2-2, 4th)

    R05, v. Coney Island Warriors - The Underground
    W, 16.16:112 - 9.11:65 (3-2, 3rd)

    R06, v. Baghdad Bombers - The Underground
    W, 15.13:103 - 13.10:88 (4-2, 3rd)

    R07, @ West Coast Wonders - The Colosseum
    W, 18.10:118 - 9.10:64 (5-2, 1st)

    R08, @ Roys FFC - The BJO
    W, 15.6:96 - 12.8:80 (6-2, 1st)

    R09, v. Mount Buller Demons - The Underground
    W, 12.10:82 - 12.8:80 (7-2, 1st)

    R10, @ Las Vegas Bears - The Stadium In The Sky
    W, 10.12:72 - 8.9:57 (8-2, 1st)

    R11, v. Dragons FFC - The Underground (double, R04)
    W, 10.11:71 - 9.10:64 (9-2, 1st)

    R12, @ Gold City Royals - The Golden Throne (double, R01)
    L, 11.6:72 - 13.10:88 (9-3, 2nd)

    R13, v. Fighting Furies - The Underground (double, R02)
    W, 11.6:72 - 8.6:54 (10-3, 1st)

    R14, @ East Side Hawks - The Eyrie (double, R03)
    L, 19.18:132 - 21.7:133 (10-4, 2nd)

    R15, v. Gumbies FFC - The Underground
    L, 16.16:112 - 21.12:138 (10-5, 3rd)

    R16, @ Coney Island Warriors - Van Cortlandt Park (double, R05)
    L, 12.8:80 - 13.7:85 (10-6, 3rd)


    FINALS


    QF, @ Fighting Furies - rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome
    W, 16.9:105 - 10.3:63 (11-6, 2nd)

    PF, v. Gumbies FFC - The Underground
    W, 19.11:125 - 17.8:110 (12-6, 2nd)

    GF, @ Gold City Royals - SFA Park
    L, 13.7:85 - 18.10:118 (12-7, 2nd)
     
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    Stats (Final)
  • Here's the final edition of #ratstats for 2020. Another stellar campaign comes to a close with the Rats unfortunately going down to a more determined Royals outfit.

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    Make sure you join us for our B&F night on the 23rd (we need time to drown our sorrows from the weekend's game first).
     
    B&F Night: Opening Message
  • Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and serial_thrilla. Good evening, and welcome to the best and fairest count for the Sin City Swamprats for season 30. We've had another excellent season - pity we fell just short of back to back flags. This year has been a tough year for everybody in so many ways, so it's been great to be able to get some light relief in places such as the SFA: this really is a fantastic community.

    Tonight we will be awarding the following awards:

    Toots Hibbert medal - best and fairest
    Groove medal - highest goal kicker
    Drazah medal - most outstanding club rookie
    Captain's award

    Hopefully I'm a bit better prepared than I was for this award in season 29: let's see how it all pans out.

    So without any further ado (whatever ado is), let's get this count started.
     
    Round 1
  • Round 1 v Royals by philreich

    We began our premiership defence at home against the Royals – little did we know at that point that we would play them again 4 & a half months later in the premiership decider.

    We started slowly, although Lukeparkerno1 gave us a rare highlight by kicking our first goal of the season. SarahSmiles added another 10 minutes later, but other than that, the visitors dominated the quarter – going to the first break with an 11 point lead.

    ¼ time Swamprats 2:4 (16) to Royals 4:3 (27)

    The second stanza was a fairly tight affair, with the Rats unable to eat into the lead. In fact we lost the quarter by a goal, to go into the long break, down by 17 points.

    ½ time Swamprats 5:6 (36) to Royals 8:5 (53)

    The premiership quarter was our best of the day – it was the only one we won. But we still turned for home 10 points down, and hoping for a strong finish to get the premiership defence off to a winning start.

    ¾ time Swamprats 8:9 (57) to Royals 10:7 (67)

    It wasn’t to be. The Royals had the first 5 scoring shots of the quarter to lead by 25 points, and they coasted from there, to win by 22 points.

    Full time Swamprats 11:12 (78) to Royals 15:10 (100)

    SarahSmiles had a very promising first outing, kicking 5 – but it was slim pickings after that, with only Lukeparkerno1 and GotTheGoodes scoring multiple goals.

    Votes:

    ant555 25
    SarahSmiles 15
    Nunez 12
    Ant Bear 8
    Power Raid 7
    jackster83 3
    philreich 2
    Rich the Babe Evans 2
    Sparkle 1
     
    The Captain's Word: R1
  • Well - not the ideal start to our premiership defence, and others are already rejoicing over the fact that the reigning premiers are sitting on the bottom of the ladder after round 1. However I don't know about you, but I'm not quite ready to throw in the towel just yet. If we can put in a good performance against the Furies this week, the quest for back to back flags will be back on track.
     
    Round 2
  • Round 2 v Furies by philreich

    We next faced Turbo’s Furies, who undoubtedly had revenge on their minds after we knocked them off in the season 29 preliminary final.

    We started quite well – blissfully unaware of the second half ambush that awaited us. It was 5 goals to 2, with doubles to ant555 and Power Raid, and things seemed rather rosy.

    ¼ time Furies 2:2 (14) to Swamprats 5:4 (34)

    3 goals each in the second quarter, and we maintained our 20 point advantage, heading into the long break. We should be able to ram home the advantage from here, right?

    ½ time Furies 5:6 (36) to Swamprats 8:8 (56)

    WRONG!!!!!!!! I don’t know if Stephen Dank visited the Furies changerooms at half time, but whatever happened, they were a different team – slamming on 8 goals to 3, and turning a 20 point deficit into a 13 point lead in 25 minutes of devastating qooty.

    ¾ time Furies 13:9 (87) to Swamprats 11:8 (74)

    If we thought it was a fluke, those hopes were soon dashed. The home side piled on 5 goals in the first 8 minutes, to lead by 37 points – which happened to be the final margin. Where the hell did that come from????

    Full time Furies 21:11 (137) to Swamprats 15:10 (100)

    One bit of bright news: despite 2 losses to start the season, we actually rose from 12th to 11th on the ladder, thanks to the Bombers having lost their 10th game in a row – dating back to round 10, season 29. So things were looking up :).

    Votes:

    ant555 25
    GotTheGoodes 16
    MannumPower 10
    Nunez 8
    Sparkle 6
    Power Raid 4
    GremioPower 4
    Far Kern 2
     

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    The Captain’s Word: R2
  • Players’ Stats (after R2)
  • Round 3
  • Round 3 v Hawks by philreich

    We returned to The Underground to face the Hawks. I don’t know how often a reigning premier had started the following season with a hat trick of losses, but we certainly didn’t want to add ourselves to that exclusive group. The game was a tight affair early – we managed to eke out a 4 point lead by the time the siren sounded.

    ¼ time Swamprats 3:0 (18) to Hawks 2:2 (14)

    The visitors decided that they didn’t want to score any more goals before half time – or so it seemed. They added just 1 point for the quarter, allowing us to go into half time with a 16 point lead.

    ½ time Swamprats 5:1 (31) to Hawks 2:3 (15)

    A very different Hawks outfit confronted us in the third. They added 4 goals, and only our accuracy in front of the big sticks allowed us to stay in front as we turned for home.

    ¾ time Swamprats 8:1 (49) to Hawks 6:5 (41)

    Early goals to Power Raid, SarahSmiles and another to Power Raid settled the nerves, as we raced to a 27 point lead. The Hawks added a few consolation goals, but it was too little, too late as we cruised to a 21 point win. Who the hell kicks 13:2 – we could thank our deadly accuracy for the win.

    Full time Swamprats 13:2 (80) to Hawks 9:5 (59)

    Was our season back on track after that drought breaking win? Time would tell.

    Votes:

    GotTheGoodes 22
    SarahSmiles 15
    Sparkle 11
    ant555 5
    MannumPower 5
    jackster83 5
    Rich the Babe Evans 4
    projectv 4
    Far Kern 4
     
    Stats (after R3)
  • Round 4
  • Round 4 v Dragons by philreich

    We next visited Dragon Island, or whatever it’s called these days. It was 5th v 10th in favour of the home side – surely the Dragons wouldn’t have any problem disposing of the lowly Rats. Thankfully most of our blokes don’t know how to read: we certainly didn’t read the script.

    It started so well for the home fans, and the predicted easy win seemed within reach. They led by 20 points at the first break.

    ¼ time Dragons 5:3 (33) to Swamprats 2:1 (13)

    We hit back in the second quarter – having conceded 5 goals to 2 in the first, we did exactly the same to them in the second, and we held a slender lead at the long break.

    ½ time Dragons 7:4 (46) to Swamprats 7:5 (47)

    Our confidence was clearly up after a strong second quarter, and we continued the momentum in the third by repeating what happened in the second: another 5 goals to 2. We went to the final break with a handy 3 goal lead.

    ¾ time Dragons 9:5 (59) to Swamprats 12:5 (77)

    It seemed by this time that the Dragons had been taking performance reducing drugs, because they only scored 1 last quarter goal, while we piled on another 6. After quarter time, we scored 16 goals to 5, to win by a very impressive 50 points. The premiers were back in business, and we felt confident about facing the next challenge.

    Full time Dragons 10:9 (69) to Swamprats 18:11 (119)

    Votes:

    ant555 20
    Nunez 15
    MannumPower 13
    Quadzilla 7
    Far Kern 6
    SarahSmiles 5
    Firestarter 4
    jackster83 3
    Rich the Babe Evans 2
     

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