Official Team Thread [Nunez – ‘Toots Hibbert’ Winner] S30 - Sin City Swamprats: "A Rats' Dinasty is Nasty in Double”

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May 26, 2017
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The Sin City Swamprats is not a club for crying one’s own misery, but for overcoming it with the aid of fellow wretched souls. There is no judgment on anyone’s past. This is the club of perpetual renewal; the place for new beginnings. Here, it is always possible to start over. The doors are always open to everyone.

Among the SFA clubs, the Swamprats are not known as a flashy organization; preferring internal bonding and posting quality over external exposure and amount of posts. There is nothing wrong, however, with any Rat being a very active poster and/or openly promoting himself and the club.




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Alberton Qootball Club

Established
S04 - 2004

Home Oval
‘The Underground’ (Stadium)

Colours
Black and White; Red and Gold

S29 Results

Minor Round: Premiers; Finals: Premiers


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SFA’s S30 is the club’s 20th season. The Swamprats, or simply Rats, was founded in 2004, playing its inaugural season in S4. The club was born in black-and-white and was called the Alberton Swamprats. In its inception, it was the representative of BigFooty’s Port Adelaide board in the SFA. As such, it won a premiership in S6.

The club has folded a couple of times, but has been brought back again. It has played every season since S16, when it became open for barrackers of other teams (there are currently even Crows among us!). Later, it has been rebranded as the Sin City Swamprats and added red and silver its colours. Since then, the club has changed the silver to gold, and added two flags and three minor premierships to its laurels.

It must be said that, in a sense, the Swamprats have never left Alberton. The club has physically moved out, for sure; but, spiritually, the link hasn't been fully broken. It is hidden, but it still there. The old Alberton Swamprats still lives on; only more embracive and sombrer than before.




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The rebranding came out of necessity. There was a need to reinforce a detachment from the Port board. At the time, names were suggested, and a vote was taken. Sin City” won, and that has been the club’s name since S19.

There are many different theories about the origin and meaning of the current name:
- some say it is related to Las Vegas, Nevada;
- others, to Sydney;
- some others, to Frank Miller’s ‘Sin City;’
- and so on.

The fact that there are so many different answers is evidence that the rebranding’s goal was achieved. However, there is a common theme to all of them, which reveals the club’s identity.




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The club’s name is not just “Sin City;” but “Sin City Swamprats.” The moniker has been preserved. Considering the club’s full name, combining rats and sins, it points towards the underworld. The Rats even host their homes games at “The Underground.”

Thus, the name implies that the club is about the rejects, the outcasts, the pariahs, the socially unwanted. It presents the club as a home for the homeless; a country for the exile; a sanctuary for the forsaken; a port for the adrift. It stresses darkness, fear, and despair; but also freedom, power, and hope. It entails being bent, but never broken.

The club’s colours add meaning to such a symbolism. Where the shadows prevail, there are practically no colours. It is almost all black-and-white. Almost. The dimness over Sin City reveals strokes of red and gold; invoking both passion and glory. The club may pull its strength from the deepest parts of the soul, but its aim is always at the Highest.



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Since after the wooden spoon in S24, the club has reached the Preliminary Finals in all of the last five seasons: winning two flags; losing one Grand Final, and having an overall Finals record of 70.59% (12 wins and 5 losses).

In the Minor Round, during the same period, the club has finished three times in the Top-4, winning the Minor premiership twice; and has an overall record of 57.32% (46 wins, 34 losses, and 2 draws).

The Rats are currently the reigning premiers, having also won the Minor premiership in the previous two seasons.


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More on the club history can be found here:
 
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The Flag Carriers (squad)
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- Leadership -

Captain
philreich

Vice-Captain
jackster83

Deputies
ant555
GremioPower
SarahSmiles
Sparkle

Honorary Captain

Far Kern


- Full Squad -

#. akkaps
05. edgie
1. Far Kern
2. jackster83
4. MannumPower
7. LukeParkerno1
8. Leviathan Pie
9. Kirkswan
12. projectv
13. Sparkle
14. GotTheGoodes
17. philreich
18. Nunez
22. GremioPower
23. haydo
[traded out: R8]
24. Gameova_ [included: R9]
26. Quadzilla
31. Rich the babe Evans
32. sataris
35. Plugger35
36. SarahSmiles
39. Mr39
[delisted: R4]
44. Wojcinski [traded in: R8]
45. ant555
64. Firestarter
69. Ant Bear

88. Power Raid
 
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Premierships and Seasons
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Major: 3
- S6
- S27
- S29

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Minor: 3
- S20
- S28
- S29



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- S04, 2004/05 -
6th (13-11); EF (0-1)
- S05, 2005/06 -
8th (11-11); GF (3-1-1)
- S06, 2006 -
2nd (13-9); Premiers (3-0)
- S07, 2007 -
9th (10-12); no finals
- S09, 2008/09 -
7th (8-9-1); no finals
- S16, 2013 -
6th (9-9); EF (1-1)
- S17, 2013/14 -
10th (5-13) – wooden spoon
- S18, 2014 -
10th (7-10); no finals
- S19, 2015.1 -
9th (6-8-1); no finals
- S20, 2015.2 -
1st (13-3); PF (1-2)
- S21, 2016.1 -
9th (7-9); no finals
- S22, 2016.2 -
5th (9-6-2); EF (0-1)
- S23, 2017.1 -
4th (9-8); SF (0-2)
- S24, 2017.2 -
12th (4-12) – wooden spoon
- S25, 2018.1 -
7th (7-9); GF (3-1)
- S26, 2018.2 -
7th (8-9); PF (2-1)
- S27, 2019.1 -
4th (9-7); Premiers (3-1)
- S28, 2019.2 -
1st (10-4-2); PF (1-2)
- S29, 2020.1 -
1st (12-5); Premiers (3-0)
 
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Awarded Players
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Premiership Captains

Macca19 (S06)
spookism (S20)
Far Kern (S27, S28)
philreich (S29, S29)


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League Awards


- S.F.A. Hall-of-Famers:



Season Medallists

- Mobbenfuhrer (B&F):
- Fred/Alf Andrews (goalkicking):
- Deestroy (GF BOG):
- Frankston Rover (Administrator's):
 
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Our Gospel
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We the players and management of the Alberton Qootball Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

To do this we believe -
There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special
That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.


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Swamprats all, let us rejoice
For we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears
Our women we don't see

Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.

Underground we dwell, we drink and yell,
We're loud and we don't care,
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

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Beer, beer! The black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry

Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pi**ed glory!
 
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Our Founding Fathers

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Our Pioneers
S04 Squad

Macca19 (captain), Porthos (vice-captain), _Espoir, Andre, Bresh, Crazy_Big_Al, Dreamkillers, Dyertribe, Eago77, Ferox, Groove, JuniorBurger, kaysee, MrMeaner, Nicski, PAFowlr, Portentous, Pred, Ray Nolan, rubberman, Russian, Santos L Helper, Scott, and Sog35.


Our Restorers
S16 Squad
MannumPower (captain), Jonts (vice-captain), Doctor Feel, crazy_big_al, CrimsonRaven, Dustholian 1870, Ford Fairlane, Forzaport, Kickpuncher, Lurk3r, Macca19, Member of One PAFC, MisterMarto, nivek48, Noobz0r, not, Portia, PowerKat, RangaInTeal, Santos L Helper, Schulzenfest, Spadge, spookism, Stormageddon, SwampRat, The Smaller Warrior, ThunderPower_14, tribey, and wharfie_1870.



Thank You!
 
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Players Stats (S01-S29)
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S30 Players' Career Stats

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Defending the Flag (S30 Fixture)
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S30 Fixture
Results and Match-Thread Links




MINOR ROUND



R01, v. Gold City Royals - The Underground
L, 11.12:78 - 15.10:100 (0-1, 12th)

R02, @ Fighting Furies - rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome
L, 15.10:100 - 21.11:137 (0-2, 11th)

R03, v. East Side Hawks - The Underground
W, 13.2:80 - 9.5:59 (1-2, 10th)

R04, @ Dragons FFC - Ljp86's Lair
W, 18.11:119 - 10.9:69 (2-2, 4th)

R05, v. Coney Island Warriors - The Underground
W, 16.16:112 - 9.11:65 (3-2, 3rd)

R06, v. Baghdad Bombers - The Underground
W, 15.13:103 - 13.10:88 (4-2, 3rd)

R07, @ West Coast Wonders - The Colosseum
W, 18.10:118 - 9.10:64 (5-2, 1st)

R08, @ Roys FFC - The BJO
W, 15.6:96 - 12.8:80 (6-2, 1st)

R09, v. Mount Buller Demons - The Underground
W, 12.10:82 - 12.8:80 (7-2, 1st)

R10, @ Las Vegas Bears - The Stadium In The Sky
W, 10.12:72 - 8.9:57 (8-2, 1st)

R11, v. Dragons FFC - The Underground (double, R04)
W, 10.11:71 - 9.10:64 (9-2, 1st)

R12, @ Gold City Royals - The Golden Throne (double, R01)
L, 11.6:72 - 13.10:88 (9-3, 2nd)

R13, v. Fighting Furies - The Underground (double, R02)
W, 11.6:72 - 8.6:54 (10-3, 1st)

R14, @ East Side Hawks - The Eyrie (double, R03)
L, 19.18:132 - 21.7:133 (10-4, 2nd)

R15, v. Gumbies FFC - The Underground
L, 16.16:112 - 21.12:138 (10-5, 3rd)

R16, @ Coney Island Warriors - Van Cortlandt Park (double, R05)
L, 12.8:80 - 13.7:85 (10-6, 3rd)


FINALS


QF, @ Fighting Furies - rfctigerarmy's Hippodrome
W, 16.9:105 - 10.3:63 (11-6, 2nd)

PF, v. Gumbies FFC - The Underground
W, 19.11:125 - 17.8:110 (12-6, 2nd)

GF, @ Gold City Royals - SFA Park
L, 13.7:85 - 18.10:118 (12-7, 2nd)
 
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Would have been better to see something original...
I'm a man of words. The originality is supposed to be in the texts.

Besides, I liked the Gumbies' S30 thread. I've looked up all the threads before posting ours. I don't think copying what's good to be a sin; quite the contrary, actually.
 
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I'm a man of words.
I can see that. Sometimes less is more.

Besides, I liked the Gumbies' S30 thread. I don't think copying what's good to be a sin; quite the contrary, actually.
Thank you. It would be better if the Swamprats came up with their own ideas though. I've helped several clubs in my time here but the key point of difference is they request it. They don't just knock off my ideas.
 
I can see that. Sometimes less is more.


Thank you. It would be better if the Swamprats came up with their own ideas though. I've helped several clubs in my time here but the key point of difference is they request it. They don't just knock off my ideas.
Well we won't be submitting team sheets in binary, out of respect for you, Baz :).
 
This sequence is Hinkleyesque!
- S17 -
10th (5-13) – wooden spoon
- S18 -
10th (7-10); no finals
- S19 -
9th (6-8-1); no finals
- S20 -
1st (13-3)
; PF (1-2)
- S21 -
9th (7-9); no finals
 
Spookism: a TRUE Premiership Captain (S20, MR)
Dear Hall of Fame voters.

Please note that I am now a Premiership Captain.
It says so, right here, so it must indeed be true.
 

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