Banter Observations of the Swans Board from a Newbie

[Kennedy Parker]

You've only posted in the offseason mate.

Revisit this once you've been in your first game day thread and we are losing at quarter time.

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

You've only posted in the offseason mate.

Revisit this once you've been in your first game day thread and we are losing at quarter time.

Not sure I’ll last to quarter time before losing it, might be the first dodgy free to Fritsch in front of goals.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Not sure I’ll last to quarter time before losing it, might be the first dodgy free to Fritsch in front of goals.

Thoughts and prayers to you if Hayward is one of your favourite players.

 

[swanssince2002]

Tempted to necrobump the first Cats game of that 93 point belting earlier this season, that was the Swans board at its finest

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

Thoughts and prayers to you if Hayward is one of your favourite players.

If I owned 3 tvs, wayward would have been responsible for me breaking 2 of them.

 

[the hypnotoad]

normal is the worst.

i'm normal

 

[sataris]

i'm normal

Normal is just code for bland and uninteresting, not vanilla ice cream, unflavored ice cream.

 

[the hypnotoad]

Normal is just code for bland and uninteresting, not vanilla ice cream, unflavored ice cream.

mmmm, unflavoured ...

 

[The King!]

Didn't even rate a mention in the first post

Carried this place for years

 

[Bloods86]

Greetings all. After reading through 250 different threads, thought I would share my observations.

1. I’m so glad to be a swans fan - such a respectful yet passionate group of people mostly done in good spirit.
2. Some really smart pieces of analysis and lots of folk in the know with the club, even some dads of current players online and for sure a player or 2.
3. Not too many angry rants but lots of banter
4. No one really gets picked on - everyone’s fair game
5. Game day threads - where normally mild mannered rational people sometimes lose their minds.

Just brief observations on some of the members:

Jewlesbon: Lovely and kind
Sataris: Dry, ironic sense of humour
Dubai Quacker: very funny individual
Bloods86: The goat in player analysis
Ticky009: Very sharp and welcoming
GU Horace: Love his anecdotes about the Bloods

Bedford: Think I need to earn his respect, he doesn’t like fast players as much as I do

Overall, loving the banter on here. Think I’ll stay if you’ll have me.

Far too kind. I have a decent knowledge of our players, their roles etc, and an unhealthy obsession with covering positional needs into the future, but there's some who put me to shame on individual player analysis on this board.

 

[rustycrate]

If I owned 3 tvs, wayward would have been responsible for me breaking 2 of them.

So you are throwing him a lifeline? Giving him another chance?

 

[caesar88]

Didn't even rate a mention in the first post

Carried this place for years

Like this ??

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

So you are throwing him a lifeline? Giving him another chance?

Yes Rusty, one more chance. TVs are cheap these days anyways.

 

[Ed_Gein]

JackHiscoxWasFast is MIA. Last seen on Monday. Did you lot scare him away already?

 

[sataris]

JackHiscoxWasFast is MIA. Last seen on Monday. Did you lot scare him away already?

The star that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

 

[bedford]

Certainly started with a bang

 

[Nool Carpenna]

Maybe it wasn’t moving fast enough around here?

 

[bedford]

Maybe it wasn’t moving fast enough around here?

An amazing debut

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

News of demise has been somewhat exaggerated. Things just weren’t moving quick enough to my liking - well said Nool.

Where is the head to head keyboard combat or is that banned in the off season ? Cmon Bedders no kid gloves for me, have at it.

 

[Millky95]

JackHiscoxWasFast is MIA. Last seen on Monday. Did you lot scare him away already?

God dammed Beetlejuice

 

[rustycrate]

News of demise has been somewhat exaggerated. Things just weren’t moving quick enough to my liking - well said Nool.

Where is the head to head keyboard combat or is that banned in the off season ? Cmon Bedders no kid gloves for me, have at it.

Bedford is at war with me. I am just a really nice guy. I am always just defending. I really don't understand his angst.

 

[bedford]

Bedford is at war with me. I am just a really nice guy. I am always just defending. I really don't understand his angst.

I'm not at war with anyone sport , we are all different , but most love the Bloods . Just wondering if our new boy has been here before . All the best for Xmas Rusty

 

[rustycrate]

I'm not at war with anyone sport , we are all different , but most love the Bloods . Just wondering if our new boy has been here before . All the best for Xmas Rusty

You know I am always just joking. Merry Christmas Bedford. Still want to have a beer with you one day. Well maybe more than one.

 

[bedford]

You know I am always just joking. Merry Christmas Bedford. Still want to have a beer with you one day. Well maybe more than one.

I'm sure we would , all the best .

 

[bedford]

I'm not at war with anyone sport , we are all different , but most love the Bloods . Just wondering if our new boy has been here before . All the best for Xmas Rusty

HEEEE'S back