Prediction One season too many - Now 2024 Edition

[RAPPA]

Justin Longmuir

Justin Longmuir

Age

43

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.6

3star

as coach.

 

[Elixuh]

Michael Walters

10

Michael Walters

Age

33

Ht

176cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

11.0

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.9

4star

G

1.7

5star

D

20.9

5star

K

11.8

5star

HB

9.1

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.3

4star

G

1.0

4star

D

13.0

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

 

[CakeEater]

Michael Walters

Michael Walters

He played really well last week just having a shocker this week

 

[Elixuh]

He played really well last week just having a shocker this week

He’s not playing the football, struggles to stick a tackle and skills subpar unless completely uncontested. Only plays for frees.

He’s 32 must be his last year.

 

[hawkman]

If his name wasn't Franklin, Buddy would be spending most of the year in the VFL

 

[flojo]

Defs budwa

 

[MJG14]

Buddy looks done.

 

[Alex09]

Franklin is holding the swans back now at this point and should pull the pin

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Trent Cotchin

9

Trent Cotchin

Age

34

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.4

5star

K

13.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

5.2

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.5

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.3

5star

CL

3.5

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.0

3star

definitely should have pulled up stumps last year.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

It destroyed him.

Personally think the “not being a very good footballer” is probably what really wrecked him.

 

[Kram]

Michael Walters

He's kicked 10 goals in 3.5 games.

 

[freo_leo29]

Michael Walters

Missed 1 game and played half a game as sub coming back from injury





Dogshit take

 

[freo_leo29]

He’s not playing the football, struggles to stick a tackle and skills subpar unless completely uncontested. Only plays for frees.

He’s 32 must be his last year.

clueless

reeks of watching one game and making a s**t judgement

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Missed 1 game and played half a game as sub coming back from injury





Dogshit take

When your only metric is goals kicked against bottom table sides and ignoring playing unaccountable, bruise free, diving football - then yeah he could probably play another decade.

Reminds me of Cale Hooker; kicked 33 in 2021 from 18 games. Looks great on the stat sheet and pleases the nuffies but the performance lacks context.

Think your scarf is on a bit too tight.

 

[Schauermann]

Missed 1 game and played half a game as sub coming back from injury





Dogshit take

And was our best forward in 3 out of 3,5 games he played.

 

[Xtreme]

He's kicked 10 goals in 3.5 games.

Tisk tisk

The pass mark would be 16 goals in 3.5 games!!

Jk

 

[HTPunter]

Cotchin and his trying of dinky little kicks where he doesn’t extend away from the defender so his kick gets smothered repeatedly

 

[HugeJohnson]

As much as I hate to say it, Travis Boak

10

Travis Boak

Age

35

Ht

183cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.7

5star

K

11.6

4star

HB

12.0

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.6

5star

D

22.0

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

11.0

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

16.4

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.4

4star

is tracking well for this thread at the moment. Hope he can turn it around but it is his 17th season, you could probably forgive him dropping off a bit

 

[HTPunter]

Port were going to let Kornes go but when Kenny arrived, he convinced the board to offer him a new contract. That's why he wont torch him.

Compare that to some of the brutal stuff he said over the past year or so about David Teague/ Luke Beveridge etc.

He is hopelessly compromised (and a hypocrite) when it comes to Port and Kenny.

It’s also unbelievable how his playing career end is glossed over.

He thinks everyone else is apparently selfish for having off season hobbies etc but completely fine to be carried to 300 games and quit after round 7 as a 30 something year old in a mediocre team that really should have been looking elsewhere other than Cornes. To join the fire brigade because it’s only a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Lol, no, it was to get to 300 games. Selfish flog.

 

[richcogs]

Call this the Cotchin thread!

 

[Elixuh]

He's kicked 10 goals in 3.5 games.

Goals against North, West Coast and Gold Coast.

Zero against the only semi-good opposition Fremantle has played in Adelaide.

Superstar.

 

[M Malice]

 

[#23 Hill]

Meanwhile 35 year old Scott Pendlebury

10

Scott Pendlebury

Age

36

Ht

191cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.5

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

4.1

4star

T

4.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.9

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

2.3

3star

CL

3.6

4star

D

12.4

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.8

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

keeps powering on.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Meanwhile 35 year old Scott Pendlebury keeps powering on.

He’ll outlast Taylor Adams at this rate.

 

[janty]

Alistair Clarkson
Ben Cunnington

10

Ben Cunnington

Age

32

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

9.0

3star

HB

12.4

5star

M

2.9

3star

T

4.7

5star

CL

5.6

5star

D

17.7

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

11.7

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

4.0

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

15.8

4star

K

6.4

3star

HB

9.4

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

6.2

5star

CL

3.0

5star

David King