Media Philreich’s Greatest Joke? His Captaincy.

[Dingster]

okeydoke7 excellent media my friend. Now we just have to find a way to get Rodney Dangerfield to full forward.

 

[philreich]

okeydoke7 excellent media my friend. Now we just have to find a way to get Rodney Dangerfield to full forward.

Maybe if I move to the Bears........

 

[Dingster]

Maybe if I move to the Bears........

You're right okeydoke7. Dr Phil is out of control. A loose cannon.

 

[philreich]

You're right okeydoke7. Dr Phil is out of control. A loose cannon.

I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

 

[damicky]

I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Is okeydokey one of your personalities?

 

[philreich]

Is okeydokey one of your personalities?

Yes we are.

 

[Wosh]

Yes we are.

Makes sense, I’ve never seen 2 people more alike than you and okeydoke7

 

[okeydoke7]

Makes sense, I’ve never seen 2 people more alike than you and okeydoke7

Hey, there was a fair bit of “look at me look at me look at me” in his posting of the grand final last year.

If it was almost anyone but Phil, the league would’ve erupted about it.

Soft.

 

[Wosh]

Hey, there was a fair bit of “look at me look at me look at me” in his posting of the grand final last year.

If it was almost anyone but Phil, the league would’ve erupted about it.

Soft.

It must have been so hard for you waiting to see if your team was going to win the Grand final.
Bad philreich

 

[okeydoke7]

It must have been so hard for you waiting to see if your team was going to win the Grand final.
Bad philreich

My team may as well have made it, wouldn’t have made a difference. All I saw was song lyrics.

 

[Wosh]

My team may as well have made it, wouldn’t have made a difference. All I saw was song lyrics.

I kinda remember playing the Rats and only seeing 1000 gifs…I guess s**t happens!



PS I didn’t watch the GF but I can imagine

 

[okeydoke7]

I kinda remember playing the Rats and only seeing 1000 gifs…I guess s**t happens!



PS I didn’t watch the GF but I can imagine

My poor recent form is qooty karma for the 2 game career of Spammydoke7.

 

[philreich]

My team may as well have made it, wouldn’t have made a difference. All I saw was song lyrics.

I was merely just one member of the world's best qooty commentary team - there's no need for jealousy........

 

[sante]

This should have happened before you reached 1000. Just sayin’

 

[Wosh]

My poor recent form is qooty karma for the 2 game career of Spammydoke7.

I‘m a sucker for any version of doke7

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Seems the unsuspecting Rats got a pig in a poke
when they kindly gave a home to Okey Doke.

Best of luck philreich in your FF debut for the Rats. Well done jackster83 for making a wise decision.

It will be interesting to watch the relative efforts in the forward pockets of faded headline okeydoke7 and emerging Rats super star, Jewelsbon

 

[Gralin]

In commemoration of philreich successful knifing of a team mate I've installed a new water tap at The Underground.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Will be at Baghdad next season.

 

[Ljp86]

Let's have a look at the recent history of the Swamprats, with and without okeydoke7.

Season 27-32 (no Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes  

32:     8-8     6th     0-1    Lost Elimination Final
31:     7-9-1   9th
30:     10-6    3rd     2-1    Runners Up
29:     12-5    1st     3-0    Premiers
28:     10-4-2  1st     1-2    Lost Preliminary Final
27:     9-6     3rd     3-1    Premiers

Total H&A Record: 56-38-3
Win Percentage: 57.73%
Finals: 9-5
Finals Win Percentage: 64.29%
Grand Finals: 3
Premierships: 2


Season 33-present (with Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes

36:     1-3     13th
35:     4-12    12th
34:     6-6      8th    0-1    Lost Preliminary Final
33:     6-11    12th           Wooden Spoon

Total H&A Record: 17-32
Win Percentage: 34.69%
Finals: 0-1
Finals Win Percentage: 0%
Wooden Spoons: 1



I think I see the problem here.

 

[Wosh]

Let's have a look at the recent history of the Swamprats, with and without okeydoke7.

Season 27-32 (no Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes 

32:     8-8     6th     0-1    Lost Elimination Final
31:     7-9-1   9th
30:     10-6    3rd     2-1    Runners Up
29:     12-5    1st     3-0    Premiers
28:     10-4-2  1st     1-2    Lost Preliminary Final
27:     9-6     3rd     3-1    Premiers

Total H&A Record: 56-38-3
Win Percentage: 57.73%
Finals: 9-5
Finals Win Percentage: 64.29%
Grand Finals: 3
Premierships: 2


Season 33-present (with Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes

36:     1-3     13th
35:     4-12    12th
34:     6-6      8th    0-1    Lost Preliminary Final
33:     6-11    12th           Wooden Spoon

Total H&A Record: 17-32
Win Percentage: 34.69%
Finals: 0-1
Finals Win Percentage: 0%
Wooden Spoons: 1



I think I see the problem here.

Brutal

 

[damicky]

Let's have a look at the recent history of the Swamprats, with and without okeydoke7.

Season 27-32 (no Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes 

32:     8-8     6th     0-1    Lost Elimination Final
31:     7-9-1   9th
30:     10-6    3rd     2-1    Runners Up
29:     12-5    1st     3-0    Premiers
28:     10-4-2  1st     1-2    Lost Preliminary Final
27:     9-6     3rd     3-1    Premiers

Total H&A Record: 56-38-3
Win Percentage: 57.73%
Finals: 9-5
Finals Win Percentage: 64.29%
Grand Finals: 3
Premierships: 2


Season 33-present (with Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes

36:     1-3     13th
35:     4-12    12th
34:     6-6      8th    0-1    Lost Preliminary Final
33:     6-11    12th           Wooden Spoon

Total H&A Record: 17-32
Win Percentage: 34.69%
Finals: 0-1
Finals Win Percentage: 0%
Wooden Spoons: 1



I think I see the problem here.

Statistics don’t lie

 

[okeydoke7]

Let's have a look at the recent history of the Swamprats, with and without okeydoke7.

Season 27-32 (no Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes 

32:     8-8     6th     0-1    Lost Elimination Final
31:     7-9-1   9th
30:     10-6    3rd     2-1    Runners Up
29:     12-5    1st     3-0    Premiers
28:     10-4-2  1st     1-2    Lost Preliminary Final
27:     9-6     3rd     3-1    Premiers

Total H&A Record: 56-38-3
Win Percentage: 57.73%
Finals: 9-5
Finals Win Percentage: 64.29%
Grand Finals: 3
Premierships: 2


Season 33-present (with Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes

36:     1-3     13th
35:     4-12    12th
34:     6-6      8th    0-1    Lost Preliminary Final
33:     6-11    12th           Wooden Spoon

Total H&A Record: 17-32
Win Percentage: 34.69%
Finals: 0-1
Finals Win Percentage: 0%
Wooden Spoons: 1



I think I see the problem here.

Good analysis.

But dig a little deeper and you’ll find that it’s Phil’s captaincy in those seasons which led to disastrous results.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Let's have a look at the recent history of the Swamprats, with and without okeydoke7.

Season 27-32 (no Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes 

32:     8-8     6th     0-1    Lost Elimination Final
31:     7-9-1   9th
30:     10-6    3rd     2-1    Runners Up
29:     12-5    1st     3-0    Premiers
28:     10-4-2  1st     1-2    Lost Preliminary Final
27:     9-6     3rd     3-1    Premiers

Total H&A Record: 56-38-3
Win Percentage: 57.73%
Finals: 9-5
Finals Win Percentage: 64.29%
Grand Finals: 3
Premierships: 2


Season 33-present (with Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes

36:     1-3     13th
35:     4-12    12th
34:     6-6      8th    0-1    Lost Preliminary Final
33:     6-11    12th           Wooden Spoon

Total H&A Record: 17-32
Win Percentage: 34.69%
Finals: 0-1
Finals Win Percentage: 0%
Wooden Spoons: 1



I think I see the problem here.

Oh dear. That is just sad if you’re okeydoke7 .

It seems clear Okey is on the move.

Despite the generous efforts of Tarkyn_24 to find his one time, would be rival a home at the Dees, this move would seem unlikely. It is understood the LG at the chronic club are still trying to find the source of their recent misfortunes in S.35 and S36 and they will oppose recruitment of another proven Jobe in Okey.

The most likely new roof for Okey seems to be a recently dug plot at the Cemetery Island Never Wazzes. As a team unburdened from any expectation of success, the Wazzes might be the ideal destination. Who knows, may be renowned generous soul The Filth Wizard will give up his preferred possy for Okey.

 

[T2B_]

Let's have a look at the recent history of the Swamprats, with and without okeydoke7.

Season 27-32 (no Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes 

32:     8-8     6th     0-1    Lost Elimination Final
31:     7-9-1   9th
30:     10-6    3rd     2-1    Runners Up
29:     12-5    1st     3-0    Premiers
28:     10-4-2  1st     1-2    Lost Preliminary Final
27:     9-6     3rd     3-1    Premiers

Total H&A Record: 56-38-3
Win Percentage: 57.73%
Finals: 9-5
Finals Win Percentage: 64.29%
Grand Finals: 3
Premierships: 2


Season 33-present (with Okeydoke7)

Season  W-L-D  Ladder  Finals  Notes

36:     1-3     13th
35:     4-12    12th
34:     6-6      8th    0-1    Lost Preliminary Final
33:     6-11    12th           Wooden Spoon

Total H&A Record: 17-32
Win Percentage: 34.69%
Finals: 0-1
Finals Win Percentage: 0%
Wooden Spoons: 1



I think I see the problem here.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

If this is the case, perhaps the unlucky Drags could put a bid in for Okey?