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Could it be one of those horrible ponies
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Could it be one of those horrible ponies
Bloody Ben Reid, got us talking about ponies, stupid intellectual nonsense.
As many of you know, I look up to Darce and Brodes when it comes to French philosophy and political correctness. Swanny thinks I've become a bigger monkey spanker than that Ray bloke from Leading Teams, but his ridicule has been offset by how much more my WAG is in to me. Anyway, I regularly attend Brode's men's discussion group. The guest speakers have been awesome, with the exception of Rupert Betheras, who led us in a chant for his 'stolen' foreskin.
But typical of Ben, he pulled out at the last minute and let everyone down. His WAG knows all about this.
Disposal efficiency.Ben is a tantric master.
His WAG loves that he pulls out at just the right time.
Ben is a tantric master.
His WAG loves that he pulls out at just the right time.
I guess we should be grateful we’re not playing on Good FridayGo Collingwood and let’s see if we can rise like Jesus at Easter!
Aish is waiting in the wings to claim Ben’s WAG...Dear WalterBlaknWhte
Can you please let Ben know that he's still on notice? He's played a couple of OK games, but I'm not ready to join the conga line of apologists just yet.
As for his shaved head, it lacks imagination. Boringly, he's gone down a well trodden path of trying to conceal his spreading baldness by shaving the lot off. And trying to compensate with growing a beard - or whatever it is - below his nose. Never seen that before!
Wonder what his WAG thinks? Too young to be hanging with a baldy? He'd better watch out, or she may seek a more hirsuit alternative.
cheers
VP
Dear WalterBlaknWhte
Can you please let Ben know that he's still on notice? He's played a couple of OK games, but I'm not ready to join the conga line of apologists just yet.
As for his shaved head, it lacks imagination. Boringly, he's gone down a well trodden path of trying to conceal his spreading baldness by shaving the lot off. And trying to compensate with growing a beard - or whatever it is - below his nose. Never seen that before!
Wonder what his WAG thinks? Too young to be hanging with a baldy? He'd better watch out, or she may seek a more hirsuit alternative.
cheers
VP
Aish is waiting in the wings to claim Ben’s WAG...
What would you have him do Vicky? Go the comb over?
Has his umbrella poisedAish is waiting in the wings to claim Ben’s WAG...
What would you have him do Vicky? Go the comb over?
If I was Ben I’d throw money at the problem. He has plenty. Why not go to Germany? Surely someone there is offering a solution. They seem to have most bases covered. He’s also familiar with the country for other treatments.
Nah, disagree with you there.
Ben needs to make the best of his god given assets (or lack of)
Going the fake route would just be a sign of insecurity.
When Ben is lining up for goal i've found myself narrating "This is Ben Reid here - All Australian and Premiership Hero and I'm gonna kick this goal!".