Autopsy R18, 2018 v Gold Coast: One of the biggest upsets in history.

[Mick Oxlong]

Swans have announced that next week they will be playing in a new away strip jumper which will be Navy Blue in colour.

Does it have CFC emblazoned on the front? Chokers Football Club seems apt!

 

[The King!]

The media either suck buddy’s dick or piss on the bloke, derm should f off

 

[Mick Oxlong]

He knows we got bud in 2014 right?

It’s his 5th season, deal was done a while back

Yeah but 5 x day and 5 x night Premiership player. Left his dignity on the football field with the Swans when he decided to part Rayden Tallis’ hair with his footy stops!

 

[cinderella man]

More evidence we were cooked.

Seriously ? Or more evidence we are horrible and that was as insipid a performance we have seen from a Swans team in a decade. Btw over the journey our record on 6 day breaks is pretty good i would have thought.

 

[Olian]

Seriously ? Or more evidence we are horrible and that was as insipid a performance we have seen from a Swans team in a decade. Btw over the journey our record on 6 day breaks is pretty good i would have thought.

If we are that horrible how do you explain the first quarter?

 

[cinderella man]

We do have to adhere to the rules of the VFL!

Edit: we’re making a habit of signing on potential rather than output!

Don't want to flog a dead horse but come on down Gary Rohan !!!!!!!!

 

[Mick Oxlong]

If we are that horrible how do you explain the first quarter?

GC were asleep?

 

[Olian]

GC were asleep?

By that logic then we went to sleep for the rest of the game.

 

[Mick Oxlong]

By that logic then we went to sleep for the rest of the game.

You’re very intuitive!

 

[Stencorp69]

No Jack No Hanners No Rohan according to some on here we had the idea team, I guess the only one left to blame is longmire.

Young kids just had an off night

 

[cinderella man]

If we are that horrible how do you explain the first quarter?

OMFG. We were playing one of the worst sides in the competition, make that their 2nds side then come out in the second waltzing around like ******* prima donas, were challenged in all areas of the game and s**t the bed completely exposing all the ******* deficencies this team has and the passengers along with some very stupid individuals that have football IQ's not adept to playing the game at the highest level. Does that clear it up for you ? If not take my horrible comment anyway you like it. Do you have any explanation outside of all this transition s**t be pedalled on here ? Could well be true but a transitioning ******* VFL side would have been capable of beating the personel Gold Coast went with today.

 

[Olian]

OMFG. We were playing one of the worst sides in the competition, make that their 2nds side then come out in the second waltzing around like ******* prima donas, were challenged in all areas of the game and s**t the bed completely exposing all the ******* deficencies this team has and the passengers along with some very stupid individuals that have football IQ's not adept to playing the game at the highest level. Does that clear it up for you ? If not take my horrible comment anyway you like it. Do you have any explanation outside of all this transition s**t be pedalled on here ? Could well be true but a transitioning ******* VFL side would have been capable of beating the personel Gold Coast went with today.

So our first quarter was fine. Took the game on and went through the middle played attacking football. What you would expect to happen. After that we just expected to win.

 

[Olian]

You’re very intuitive!

You’re a quick learner.

 

[Mick Oxlong]

So our first quarter was fine. Took the game on and went through the middle played attacking football. What you would expect to happen. After that we just expected to win.

Did we? You know that for sure?

 

[Mick Oxlong]

You’re a quick learner.

Boom tish!

 

[CheapCharlie]

Given Longmire's complete disinterest in Aliir for over 18 months it would not surprise me if we lost Aliir as he might want to move to a club where he feels more appreciated. I mean up until a month ago the Swans did not even seem that interested in re-signing Aliir.

Could be a costly move

 

[mtooler]

SCG is more of a worry than any loss this season given we play there for 30yrs..

What is worse all grand finals at MCG for 50 years or we have to play at SCG for 30?

 

[Olian]

Given Longmire's complete disinterest in Aliir for over 18 months it would not surprise me if we lost Aliir as he might want to move to a club where he feels more appreciated. I mean up until a month ago the Swans did not even seem that interested in re-signing Aliir.

That period when he was injured and then came back in underdone and suffered as a result. Then others like Melican took his place and made it hard for him to get back in?

 

[mtooler]

You’re very intuitive!

Lol. Good job, made my day a little bit better reading some of these posts. Still in disbelief. If Port get a hiding from GWS we'll still be in 4th. Soberin and it says something about how much better Tigers are than everyone.

 

[mtooler]

OMFG. We were playing one of the worst sides in the competition, make that their 2nds side then come out in the second waltzing around like ******* prima donas, were challenged in all areas of the game and s**t the bed completely exposing all the ******* deficencies this team has and the passengers along with some very stupid individuals that have football IQ's not adept to playing the game at the highest level. Does that clear it up for you ? If not take my horrible comment anyway you like it. Do you have any explanation outside of all this transition s**t be pedalled on here ? Could well be true but a transitioning ******* VFL side would have been capable of beating the personel Gold Coast went with today.

Agree, they had Lynch, Swallow and Martin out today!

 

[Olian]

Lol. Good job, made my day a little bit better reading some of these posts. Still in disbelief. If Port get a hiding from GWS we'll still be in 4th. Soberin and it says something about how much better Tigers are than everyone.

Tigers are way ahead of the rest. Injuries will be the only thing to slow them down.

 

[scaryness]

In positive news Darcy Cameron looked like Stephen Doyle out there.

Wait that's not positive.

Just another NEAFL stat-padder. This why it takes so long to reward NEAFL form, it means SFA.

 

[Tedeski]

Seriously ? Or more evidence we are horrible and that was as insipid a performance we have seen from a Swans team in a decade. Btw over the journey our record on 6 day breaks is pretty good i would have thought.

Both.
We were insipid too after leading bg 5 goals.

 

[Tedeski]

Aliir 17 intercept possessions.
O’Riordan had 9 backing up his 10 from last week

Let me guess.
Aliir had 17 turnovers & O'riordan 9.
No only joking.
We missed targets an awful lot.

 

[BruceFromBalnarring]

Firstly.....every year......every single year......good sides get beaten by s**t sides in July. I'm convinced it's to do with training loads.

That said......and I've slept on this so I didn't embarrass myself.....

Jones can have a stint in the 2s. Who does he think he is? Kouta? He's been doing this lairising thing with the ball in one hand for weeks now and it's costing us. He looks like a prize fighter who drops his hands then gets hit. He turns easy ball into pressure ball simply by holding onto it too long. It's gone well beyond taking on the game.

Newman hasn't shown much at senior level since his first season. Fumbling easy ball and missing easy targets.

Cameron still has some work to do but at least he attacked it.

Robbo and Towers should be in that side. I don't know what Towers did to fall out of favour but he always gives effort, especially defensively.

Dawson has timed his best game perfectly.