Random thoughts not worthy of a thread (Part I)

[King Corey]

From the AFL 2014 prospects

Jarrod Pickett

South Fremantle/Western Australia
18/8/96
178cm/76kg
Small defender/forward
Pickett has brilliant pace, the essential part of his game. He loves to take things on, tuck the ball under his arm, and go for it. As a defender he can set up attack through that creativity and classy foot disposal, and near goal he's also smart and skillful. The indigenous West Australian was named Australia's best player at under-17 level against New Zealand earlier this year.

Description sounds familiar. Actually name really sounds familiar.

Nahas will need to choof off or change numbers because we need #28 free this time next year.

 

[Twinkletoes]

You're also in a relationship with Twinkletoes missus?

Awkward.

It's the only way I could fully cement her transition from Crow, when we met, to Roo back in 2000.

 

[RoOGrrrl]

Just spilt half a glass of Shiraz over myself and the keyboard. :/

And because I am a 'glass half full' type of person, all I could think of was how grateful I was to be wearing red jeans.

 

[JZTIME!]

cant believe a guy in the NBA missed a pass that went into the crowd and hit a lady in the face, i laughed and shuddered at the same time

 

[Mixed Results]

Found this on the Polls board, it's least goals conceded on average from small/medium defenders. Fair effort by Atley, especially when you consider Rioli kicked about 5 on him.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Found this on the Polls board, it's least goals conceded on average from small/medium defenders. Fair effort by Atley, especially when you consider Rioli kicked about 5 on him.

But he can't defend.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

But he can't defend.

It's a fair effort considering he is the main man when we're bringing the ball out of the back half.

 

[GarnerSmash]

It's a fair effort considering he is the main man when we're bringing the ball out of the back half.

Him and Fish, but I was being sarcastic. He can certainly improve, but it will be a good day when opposition coaches stop dragging him deep because Mullet and McDonald are tearing them apart off the half back line. Just like having Dal Santo, Wells and Harvey as options to tag, who out of Atley, Mullet and McDonald will they put work into?

 

[Ghostwriter]

Thats me with the Fremont troll in Seattle.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Thats me with the Fremont troll in Seattle.

Let yourself go a bit since you took the pic for your avatar.

 

[Roobound]

I love lamp

 

[RoOGrrrl]

Please elaborate Roobound...

 

[Roobound]

Random thought not worthry of a thread RoOGrrrl

Now im just gonna go have me some Afternoon Delight

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Random thought not worthry of a thread RoOGrrrl

Now im just gonna go have me some Afternoon Delight

Stay Classy Roobound

 

[RoOGrrrl]

Yeah, I understood that one. What's it called if it's not afternoon-time, though?

 

[Roobound]

Its called three minutes of havoc & twenty minutes of apologies

I just say its like North im off to a good start but can`t keep it going until the final siren.

She only wears clothes to bed to encourage foreplay im sure of it......grrrrrrrr





PS: Some of this was not serious......

 

[RoOGrrrl]

No, wearing clothes to bed normally means "Piss off and leave me alone", doesn't it? It's saying "I have a headache" without actually having to say "I have a headache."

 

[Roobound]

Surely that's woman talk for wrestle these clothes off me you stud.

I must admit l wondered why she wore her blue steel boots to bed.

 

[RoOGrrrl]

To kick your ass if you so much as breathe on her?

I think you should aim for twenty minutes of havoc, and then realistically you should only have to limit the apologies to three minutes.

 

[Roobound]

I`ve got it down to 3 minutes on purpose, that way l can get back before the add break.

Im not saying im premature.......but my missus lights the cigarette before we have sex.

 

[The Other Dean]

Thats me with the Fremont troll in Seattle.

So....less a holiday, more a pilgrimage then?

 

[Moose Malloy]

I've been in Beijing for a matter of hours and just saw one of *their supporters swanning around in a *scarf. Is there no escaping the *scum?

Could be on a research trip, I guess.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Thats me with the Fremont troll in Seattle.

Amazing...I thought you were a teenager

 

[B4Bear]

Thats me with the Fremont troll in Seattle.

Who is that sitting on your hand?

 

[B4Bear]

I am thinking it might be time to troll the main board and all the clubs that receive money from those filthy poker machines. Now that the federal government is paying off the gaming industry, there will be plenty of targets.

Insert the Halo of Righteousness