I watched the game on my iPad in my hospital room
At one point a nurse came in and took my blood pressure that topped out at 200
When asked why it was so high I pointed at the umpires on the ground and said, it’s their fault
Then I thought I could take a hammer to them and walk away scot free
Until I realised it would be known as a St Kilda supporter and next time we play in a grand final, we are a few points up, ball in our forward pocket, seconds on the clock and the opposition forward bends over in the goal square to tie his shoe lace and the umpire pays a free kick for a push
Pessimist? Probably, but like to think more of a realist
I’d like someone from the club to sit down with the umpires and explain some of their decisions
Roll on round 2
At one point a nurse came in and took my blood pressure that topped out at 200
When asked why it was so high I pointed at the umpires on the ground and said, it’s their fault
Then I thought I could take a hammer to them and walk away scot free
Until I realised it would be known as a St Kilda supporter and next time we play in a grand final, we are a few points up, ball in our forward pocket, seconds on the clock and the opposition forward bends over in the goal square to tie his shoe lace and the umpire pays a free kick for a push
Pessimist? Probably, but like to think more of a realist
I’d like someone from the club to sit down with the umpires and explain some of their decisions
Roll on round 2