Autopsy Round 23, 2025 - Carlton feast on corpse

[Scholz Supremacy]

Jack Whitlock can hold his head high after 3 goals today, but that’s where it ends.

Just ONE more game to go and the torture is finally over.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Jack Whitlock can hold his head high after 3 goals today, but that’s where it ends.

Moraes good too.

 

[Powerade 08]

I dont want to go too harsh on Rozee at the moment, but today was just another reminder for those that don't get it. Beating up on Essendon and the bottom 4 sides is his level.

Walsh and Cripps are banged up but they don't need it as an excuse.

 

[StueyDaDew]

The 3 positives out of this...

Whitlock & Moraes.

Hinkley's has 1 more game to coach.

 

[philreich]

Had to travel to Christies Beach for my son's football during the second half of this game - delighted I didn't have to watch it.

 

[Cam1870]

Players who didn't entirely suck ass today:
Butters


Morales
Whitlock.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Oh was this a day game? I thought it was on tonight.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Moraes good too.

I’m glad he kicked that goal!

And at least he had a ping for a second goal. Earlier in the year he would never back himself for goal.

 

[MrChow]

Well - the old boys were too slow today, and the young fellas were just pushed off the ball.

 

[glitch01]

I thought Liddy was pretty good today. Never going to be a star but I thought he played his role all day.
Butters, Moraes and Whitlock were the only other positives

 

[gtrxuone]

Hard to believe that Ports board.Can accept this second half of the season.
It can be career destroying to younger players.
I would doubt we could beat West Coast at Optus Oval,atm.
So on form we are close to the worst team in the competition.
But the board gets its Ken fairytale.
Joke of a footy club,atm.

 

[raptalia]

Well what do you say after that?

Ken on track for a 0-6 farewell tour.

There is no way that Ollie Lord should get picked before Jack Whitlock. In fact Ollie Lord should not get picked.

Jordan sweet had reasonable game did more around the ground than he has in the past.

Only one more game of Hinkley ball and we are done. It feels like the end of 13 year stretch is nearing an end.

 

[KenGaveUsWhatHeDeserved]

Ground hog day again

6 more days and the leech is burnt off with a cigarette lighter

Welcome to the AFL Whitlock. Has absolute star potential

 

[PortAdelFC1997]

Pretty clear that Whitlock shouldn’t be rucking since he does not have the build yet.

Still managed 3 goals.

This season cannot end quick because my god has the players checked out big time.

I don’t even think Port will try to win next week.

 

[PearLover5]

Lock our entire team in a gym over summer and don’t let them out until they’ve each turned into Thilthorpe.

 

[jb04]

I'll give credit to the Carlton fans in my office, they were sympathetic on Friday afternoon when the Footy Banter teams chat usually lights up. They knew what was coming.

But getting sympathy from Carlton fans? It's come to this?

 

[Teal Leviathan]

Good to see Whitlock get some runs on the board.

This season cannot end quick because my god has the players checked out big time.

I don’t even think Port will try to win next week.

Given the shape of the ladder, there'll be no mercy from GC. They'll be out for a feast.

 

[tribey]

Kenny™ once again smirked and chuckled through the presser following yet another belting. That’s the main thing.

 

[Windy Cindy]

I dont want to go too harsh on Rozee at the moment, but today was just another reminder for those that don't get it. Beating up on Essendon and the bottom 4 sides is his level.

Walsh and Cripps are banged up but they don't need it as an excuse.

I’ll give him an out.. He’s battling with a broken hand..

 

[Macca19]

I found Whitlocks first goal and watched that. That was it. Ive watched approximately 32 minutes total in the last 5 weeks

 

[ahneadearut]

I found Whitlocks first goal and watched that. That was it. Ive watched approximately 32 minutes total in the last 5 weeks

I shouldn't of either but can't help myself

 

[CrimsonRaven]

Ken Hinkley feels like a gangrenous foot that the board has been in denial about cutting off

 

[Sewer de Lance]

I gave up half way through the 2nd quarter, and accepted that the club is now officially on par with Saint Kilda, Essendon & Norf. The tarp years were far more enjoyable than the lifeless rabble we are now. At least the club still held on to some of its rich heritage & traditions back then, now that’s all been pissed away, & likely never to return.

The Koch & Ken years have been an unmitigated disaster in every way possible. At least the members will have an opportunity to address their concerns at this years B & F ceremony so we can keep the club accountable. Oh yeah, unless you’re a corporate sponsor or a sycophantic yes man, don’t expect an invite list this year.

 

[Ported]

Thought berry did some good things, though I didn't watch much of the game. good motor for an 18 yr old. Plays a bit like Boak with a much better kick

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Rozee is an embarrassment