Autopsy Round 23, 2025 - Carlton feast on corpse

[Portmagpies36]

Hard to believe that Ports board.Can accept this second half of the season.
It can be career destroying to younger players.
I would doubt we could beat West Coast at Optus Oval,atm.
So on form we are close to the worst team in the competition.
But the board gets its Ken fairytale.
Joke of a footy club,atm.

It’s just accepted

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Disgusting. Anyone who cares about this club should boycott that game. We are giving the bloke a send off the crows never did lol. I'm sure our club being the humble piss weak joke it's become will probably wish the crows all the best in the finals as well. Do It fOr SA

The only reason to go next week is to boo Hinkley.

 

[240volt]

The only reason to go next week is to boo Hinkley.

Remember the people that pay and go next week are the ones that pay most weeks.
Not enough of the Hinkley haters will spend a cent to see his last game.
It’s set up for a Lassie come home finish.
Better stock up on Coles tissues

 

[Interstater]

Just one more week of this puke.

Never been so embarrassed to tell people who I support.
How the hell did we let this drag out for 13 years.
Who takes responsibility for that?

 

[240volt]

Just one more week of this puke.

Never been so embarrassed to tell people who I support.
How the hell did we let this drag out for 13 years.
Who takes responsibility for that?

I’ll give you a clue, it’s definitely not Hinkley.

 

[Portmagpies36]

We've now entered the bottom six. I bet we go and **** that up by winning next week, for "Kenny".

How much money do you want on that ? We will get hammered.

 

[KenGaveUsWhatHeDeserved]

Won't happen, never has.

Josh Carr has never been coach either

Can only hope

 

[Portmagpies36]

Rozee is an embarrassment

He is not a midfielder in a million years.

 

[Us against the rest]

Josh Carr has never been coach either

Can only hope

Now this is a good point.

 

[KenGaveUsWhatHeDeserved]

3 page post game thread, which waited 30 minutes to be started

speaks for itself

 

[Ford Fairlane]

3 page post game thread, which waited 30 minutes to be started

speaks for itself

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I used to burn ants with a Magnifying Glass.

"used to"

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Gee you've done a 180 on Rozee!

It's funny how I was the original Rozee critic and now I'm kind of like meh about it whilst everyone else feasts on his carcass.

He's still one of our better players but he's a cream on the cake player and can be exposed badly if things aren't working well around him.

He doesn't play like a captain but who does? Butters but who knows when he'll want out. Ollie but they obviously didn't want to go back to him. Other than that the cupboard is bare so Rozee is a default captain in a sense.

Yeah I really haven’t liked his attitude as captain at all tbh

If he was just a hbf playing a role I’d probably love him.

But we should have high expectations as a captain and he just shit blasts whenever the heat is on.

It’s endemic of the Hinkley era and impossible to seperate.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Lord
McEntee
Mead

lol we are absolutely taking the piss playing these guys.

Add Rioli to that list just ludicrous bringing him back in with that fitness level. Play a kid.

 

[Portmagpies36]

They are definitely not doing it for the members/ paying public.
I think they are playing purely for the money.
The way things are set up with our present list the players know they are just about guaranteed a game most weeks.
Easy money!

As long as they are good human beings it’s all good. Seriously you can play like shit in the AFL or the SANFL and there is absolutely no accountability for poor performance.

 

[gtrxuone]

It’s just accepted

Just shows you what the boards,aspirations are for Port.
Would love to see Ken hand over to Josh.For the last home and away match.
Maby 8 weeks late.But it will give us an idea of which players respond to a new coach.
Got a feeling Josh will move a few players on in 26.

 

[Duck Farmer]

Oh was this a day game? I thought it was on tonight.

It was Carlton so you were also a day late.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

Someone had to lose.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Someone had to lose.

No, Port had to lose

 

[Ported]

Hinkley says this stuff because he knows for a fact that the club will never pull him up for it, and because he despises the supporters

 

[240volt]

"used to"

I struggle getting down low enough with my knees now sadly.

 

[chewysnake]

Lock our entire team in a gym over summer and don’t let them out until they’ve each turned into Thilthorpe.

Riley was assisted by using HGH while injured

 

[SonOfKek]

The club gets what it puts in. There's no winning mindset, no ruthlessness, and Butters is the only one who goes hell for leather. We don't deserve a blood and guts player like him, he deserves a proper premiership run.

 

[SonOfKek]

Riley was assisted by using HGH while injured

Even if that was remotely true, a healing course of HGH has negligible benefits in terms of performance....

 

[chewysnake]

Even if that was remotely true, a healing course of HGH has negligible benefits in terms of performance....

It's 100% true. Was obviously related to his injuries at the time