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My old man and half his family go for Carlton. I think it's like a karmic, past life suffering thing. If you believe in reincarnation.I know we go on about it, but we older posters are trying to prepare you youngsters for the worst. Life is hell when Carlton are successful. It’s literally unbearable.
I’ve been texting today with some of my old Pies friends. Without exception, we are terrified of what might happen. If not tonight, then in September. It’s like preparing for Armageddon.
Seriously, most of them are frail, grumpy, entitled old campaigner$. You can't imagine the day after losing to Carlton, and living with one of them.
My only consolation is that, one day, we all push up daisies. That'll be one less Carlton fan on this God forsaken rock, that we will have to deal with harassing us about football, in public.
I should also ninja edit, and correct that young man's pronoun from a previous posy. He's a zoomer. I'm a millennial. Having grouped him into my demographic, I need to go bath several times with battery acid.