Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 10 - Coney Island Warriors vs Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cortland Park

[Restricted Free Agent]

What's been your excuse the rest of the season SS? Observing the Sabbath?

Gotta uphold the tradition!!!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I’m watching a scary movie, still not as frightening as watching the Eagles play tonight.

For the last time, The Gumby movie is NOT A HORROR FILM!!!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I’m watching a scary movie, still not as frightening as watching the Eagles play tonight.

You catch Dermie last week on the post match?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Jack and Diane are my massage specialists.

Good kids, told me you had a little 'ditty'.

 

[Wosh]

You catch Dermie last week on the post match?

No, I do want to sleep again sometime.

 

[Firestarter]

Good kids, told me you had a little 'ditty'.

Do you think they do the best they can?

 

[sportsmaniac89]

With the abnormally high number of Port supporters playing for the Swamprats, I'm hoping the inspiration and excitement from the huge win tonight will carry over to Sunday and pick up the slack for those of us whose teams don't play until Monday

Over to you Ant Bear Far Kern edgie philreich Power Raid Quadzilla

News just in:

Swamprats forced to play 6 short due to drunken Port fans sleeping in barrels (no, they weren't murdered FFS)

You catch Dermie last week on the post match?

That was so mentally scarring that I almost wanted to gouge my eyes out.

To be fair, why I hadn't done that long before given that craptacular Derby we were served up, is a question only a psychologist can answer.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

drunken Port fans sleeping in barrels

Just chuck the barrels onto the pitch. I've heard philreich plays much better drunk

 

[philreich]

Just chuck the barrels onto the pitch. I've heard philreich plays much better drunk

I like to drink before a game until Ant Bear starts to look good. Probably explains my recent sub par performances

 

[Firestarter]

I drank too much water to replace the salt from last night. Feeling bloated as heck.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Someone better remind Ant Bear the game's on tomorrow, he's got a bit on. It's interpretive dance week over at admin central.

 

[Firestarter]

The only interpretive dance I do is while waiting to piss.

 

[leobarryustar]

I drank too much water to replace the salt from last night. Feeling bloated as heck.

Do u have Brad or Chris, I can never remember. Surely its time to move him on when he starts talking about 15 year rebuilds

 

[philreich]

The only interpretive dance I do is while waiting to piss.

I'm such a bad dancer, that I actually step on my own feet - never mind other people's.

 

[edgie]

With the abnormally high number of Port supporters playing for the Swamprats, I'm hoping the inspiration and excitement from the huge win tonight will carry over to Sunday and pick up the slack for those of us whose teams don't play until Monday

Over to you Ant Bear Far Kern edgie philreich Power Raid Quadzilla

I'll do my bit and kick inaccurately

 

[Power Raid]

I'm such a bad dancer, that I actually step on my own feet - never mind other people's.

You’re just so modest

Most would call that footsies

 

[Firestarter]

Do u have Brad or Chris, I can never remember. Surely its time to move him on when he starts talking about 15 year rebuilds

You're preaching to the choir.

 

[Firestarter]

You’re just so modest

Most would call that footsies

If you're ugly it gets called sexual harrassment.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Looks like my trip to GAGFville has been put on hold.

What the unexpected hell was that???

 

[Firestarter]

Looks like my trip to GAGFville has been put on hold.

What the unexpected hell was that???

An additional kick in the face for me.

 

[philreich]

Looks like my trip to GAGFville has been put on hold.

What the unexpected hell was that???

Anyone who's tipped 4 out of 4 so far knows nothing about football.

 

[Firestarter]

Anyone who's tipped 4 out of 4 so far knows nothing about football.

Except that my team fecking sucks wrinkly donkey balls.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

*Struts back into the SFA like

Freofalcon

 

[Freofalcon]

*Struts back into the SFA like

Freofalcon

How good was today?

 

[Firestarter]

*Struts back into the SFA like

Freofalcon

You'll pull a hammy climbing your decrepit arse into the ring.