Sexy things that you don't find that sexy

[Shell]

Is it just the tailored ankle no sock thing? Or is it the general very fitted bold colors etc etc.?

I love bold colors. Am talking about suits so fitted id be srsly worried for the back of their pants if they were to bend over.

 

[rank and file]

Why do so many girls persist with it?

"Me and the girls are such lookers,
if you like tangerine hookers."
The DC3 " Smash It"

 

[Gameova_]

Wouldn't call it sexy though others would but I find the idea of anal sex to be just vile.

 

[Over The Post]

Causing physical pain. Had a partner who wanted me to hurt her, tried, couldn't. Instawilt. Just not for me.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I love bold colors. Am talking about suits so fitted id be srsly worried for the back of their pants if they were to bend over.

Not a problem for those with a perfectly formed arse

 

[Shell]

Causing physical pain. Had a partner who wanted me to hurt her, tried, couldn't. Instawilt. Just not for me.

Thats fair enough.. no one should do anything they're not cool with in bed.

 

[gaskin]

Being called daddy in a sexual situation or hearing a chick say it in pr0n. Insta boner killer.

 

[Shell]

Baby talk.

Just thinking of that SATC ep. Just no no no no NO

 

[Orange Agent]

Those high cut swimsuit/bikini bottoms, and any that ride up high at the back. I'm not sure how it was decided that girls looking like they have a wedgie is sexy.

this
/thread.

I'm also going with thigh high split evening type dresses. The s**t that Angelina Jolie used to wear with some power woman stance. Revolting.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

I played gigalo for a few months to an older woman. She paid me 300 and supplied a mini-medi bar fo an afternoon of affection. She was nice.. Late 40s, in ok nick for her age(I was early-mid 20s), she also picked me up and dropped me back home. It was nice, she would ply me with whiskey, bourbon, beer or whatever I wanted then ask me to get in the spa while she massaged my shoulder and back. She just wanted to feel young again.

I was busking and someone dropped into my case 200 with a note explaining what she would like to do and a phone number. I thought it was a joke and looked around for a candid camera type of stunt. Nothing looked out of the ordinary so later in the day I called the number she was legit.

I've never thought I could add male prostitute to my resume, but I guess I can add it to a long list of a melange of careers.

I'm sure that was the last thing she wanted to feel.

I hope you filled it sideways!

 

[Perth gal]

Missionary position. Just no.

 

[phantom13]

Missionary position. Just no.

Feels like this needs some elaborating tbh

 

[Shell]

69 is pretty rank tbh.

 

[Perth gal]

Feels like this needs some elaborating tbh

On top is where’s it’s at.

 

[Pistol Night]

69 is pretty rank tbh.

Dinner for 2 with a terrible view

 

[ioppolo]

On top is where’s it’s at.

As a bloke, nothing is better than your missus/any girl being on top.

 

[Billy ray]

As a bloke, nothing is better than your missus/any girl being on top.

 

[Shell]

This thread is starting to make Shell frustrated..

 

[Over The Post]

This thread is starting to make Shell frustrated..

"That thread's getting Shell frustrated. I mean, it's a liberty. And I can't have liberties taken, can I, Barry?"
"No, 'Arry, you can't."

 

[gaskin]

This thread is starting to make Shell frustrated..

Time to hit up Scarlet Blue then.

 

[Shell]

Time to hit up Scarlet Blue then.

Too expensive.

 

[FRUMPY]

This thread is starting to make Shell frustrated..

I presumed as much when you came back to bigfooty

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[FRUMPY]

As a bloke, nothing is better than your missus/any girl being on top.

100%

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[Doc_]

Skinny.
Boney is not sexy. Women should have curves.

 

[Over The Post]

Yeah nah yeah, agreed there. I call them stick insects, not to be mean, but because that's what I reckon cuddling one would feel like. Skinny I can deal with, visible bones is too far left on the fat spectrum IMO.