Media SFA Trade* Central: Season 29 Edition

[Dav]

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Welcome to SFA Trade Central, your one-stop shop off this upcoming off-season when it comes to player movement. As always, we'll be seeing plenty of free agency as well as some bright young rookies enter the competition and you'll find all of the changes here.

We will also be digging into the ruours around the off-season, exploring potential unrest between clubs and posters, and ultimately keeping the average SFA-er in the loop without having to trawl through multiple media or team threads.

With the recent Furies boilover in the public eye, the time for player transactions has begun and so there's already plenty to cover.

Previous thread abandoned coz y'all can't behave.

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Date	Player	From	To
26th November 2019	cadsky	Gold City Royas	Baghdad Bombers
27th November 2019	Lemon Boi	(rookie)	Las Vegas Bears
28th November 2019	Cadaver	Las Vegas Bears	Coney Island Warriors

Club by Club

Club	Ins	Outs
Baghdad Bombers	cadsky (Royals)
Coney Island Warriors	Cadaver (Bears)
Dragons FFC
East Side Hawks
Fighting Furies
Gold City Royals		cadsky (Bombers)
Gumbies FFC
Las Vegas Bears	Lemon Boi (rookie)	Cadaver (Warriors)
Mount Buller Demons
Roys FFC
Sin City Swamprats
West Coast Wonders

Rookie List

Club	Rookies
Las Vegas Bears	Lemon Boi

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Date	Ruour
15th November	@Tigerturbulance could be on his way to the Bombers following the fallout from the Furies leadership spill.
24th November	@Callums_Guns' promising career at the Demons could be cut short after being put in the shop window.
26th November	Loveable misfit @Cazc30 is likely to extend her SFA career at the Dragons.

 

[Dav]

RUOUR

Tigerturbulance (Furies) to the Baghdad Bombers | 15th November

With the fallout from the Furies leadership spell continuing, the third, neutral belligerent in the conflict may cause the biggest impact of all. Tigerturbulance, who constantly pushes the boundaries when it comes to acceptable imagery, is reportedly unhappy with the seizure of leadership and subsequent imprisonment of TJASTA and it might be the catalyst for the highly sought after ruckman to leave the Furies after 4 seasons.


Unsurprisingly, the Baghdad Bombers loom as the likely destination for this 245kg mound of love muscle due to a shared passion for violating AdSense rules. It would be a big coup for the Bombers, with TT recognised as an elite poster league wide, whilst the Furies would be significantly hampered by the loss of both Turbo and TJASTA.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

RUOUR

Tigerturbulance (Furies) to the Baghdad Bombers | 15th November

With the fallout from the Furies leadership spell continuing, the third, neutral belligerent in the conflict may cause the biggest impact of all. Tigerturbulance, who constantly pushes the boundaries when it comes to acceptable imagery, is reportedly unhappy with the seizure of leadership and subsequent imprisonment of TJASTA and it might be the catalyst for the highly sought after ruckman to leave the Furies after 4 seasons.



Unsurprisingly, the Baghdad Bombers loom as the likely destination for this 245kg mound of love muscle due to a shared passion for violating AdSense rules. It would be a big coup for the Bombers, with TT recognised as an elite poster league wide, whilst the Furies would be significantly hampered by the loss of both Turbo and TJASTA.

Oi we have a match on RIGHT NOW it's the last quarter and finals are on the line.

 

[JackBero]

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[HawkAussie]

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[Agent93]

Oi we have a match on RIGHT NOW it's the last quarter and finals are on the line.

Cadaver is clearly a destabilising influence. You should delist that cancer.

 

[Pugsley]

Cadaver is clearly a destabilising influence. You should delist that cancer.

You have always had a way with words.

 

[pantskyle]

React to this post if you want a PM from me begging you to join the Warriors.

EDIT: Unlike the other idiots in this league trying to sign my targets all my PMs are personalised for your experience. You know the saying, 'once you join pants, you learn how to bants'.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

React to this post if you want a PM from me begging you to join the Warriors.

Imagine me and Wooshette on the same team!

 

[pantskyle]

Imagine me and Wooshette on the same team!

She'd have to return for that to happen. Anyway, I'm the real boss.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Cadaver is clearly a destabilising influence. You should delist that cancer.

That's the plan. Well past his rookie use-by-date anyhow.

 

[Agent93]

That's the plan. Well past his rookie use-by-date anyhow.

Sounds like a good ruour there Cadaver !

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

She'd have to return for that to happen. Anyway, I'm the real boss.

Of course you are pants.

I'm all about empowering my guys.

 

[JackBero]

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[VeinGlorious]

Just passing through, don’t tell dav

 

[Callums_Guns]

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Just passing through, don’t tell dav

The cesspool was fun, the people enjoyed it just like they will the public vote is it tomorrow night ?


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[VeinGlorious]

The cesspool was fun, the people enjoyed it just like they will the public vote is it tomorrow night ?


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Let’s take it to the cesspool thread out of respect for the dead.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Let’s take it to the cesspool thread out of respect for the dead.

Here will be better to honour the dead and the thread will get some much needed attention that it seems to be lacking at the moment


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[VeinGlorious]

Here will be better to honour the dead and the thread will get some much needed attention that it seems to be lacking at the moment


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Discussion - the sweet fa cesspool

thread absolutely ******* nuked

www.bigfooty.com

 

[RelaxMax]

React to this post if you want a PM from me begging you to join the Warriors.

EDIT: Unlike the other idiots in this league trying to sign my targets all my PMs are personalised for your experience. You know the saying, 'once you join pants, you learn how to bants'.

<reads from cue card>

Pants is the Bants Master

He is all things to all people

Pants Banter is so good, through the power of his bant, I became pregnant with his baby

What?

Oh...

I wasn't supposed to read that bit

 

[RelaxMax]

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heh

How long have you been waiting for an opportunity to use that gif?

 

[VeinGlorious]

heh

How long have you been waiting for an opportunity to use that gif?

Since I nuked his thread yesterday

 

[RelaxMax]

Since I nuked his thread yesterday

You were not alone

I too, among others, wallowed in the murky shallows of said thread

and that's all I have to say about that

 

[pantskyle]

<reads from cue card>

Pants is the Bants Master

He is all things to all people

Pants Banter is so good, through the power of his bant, I became pregnant with his baby

What?

Oh...

I wasn't supposed to read that bit

Happy to put a ring on it.

 

[Test Tickle]

Happy to put a ring on it.