Banter Showdown banter Thread

[RonSon]

Can you please give me your name and address so I can report you to the RSPCA?

 

[chazwazza]

Wow. This is what you do for fun?

It’s what I do to be proactive about a big problem for us and our neighbours. Hope you’ve had a good weekend despite all three Port teams losing yesterday.

 

[dogs105]

It went out on the full

Obvious from Port's camera behind the goals

 

[chazwazza]

Can you please give me your name and address so I can report you to the RSPCA?

You’re daft aren’t you.
Feel free to go your hardest. AWL Wingfield get my details every time I drop off a stray cat. While you’re there give them a donation.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

RonSon it's 70 million this Tuesday isn't it? Make sure you send me a copy of the lotto ticket

Thanks

 

[Morning_Fog]

Showdown goal controversy with JJ

Derby in WA....Andrew Gaff, hold my beer

 

[chazwazza]

It was a great Saturday for the Pear franchise.

 

[RonSon]

RonSon it's 70 million this Tuesday isn't it? Make sure you send me a copy of the lotto ticket

Thanks

Done.

 

[RonSon]

It was a great Saturday for the Pear franchise.

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Do you have a thirds team?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

It was a great Saturday for the Pear franchise.

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Three scoreless quarters to boot.

 

[chazwazza]

Do you have a thirds team?

Actually Sturt won premierships in League, Reserves and U18’s last year so yes, yes I do.
Observation is key here.
Enjoy your Sunday.
I am.

 

[Elite Crow]

Wow. This is what you do for fun?

I watch the replay

 

[relapse]

Cant wait for next year to see Ollie as captain.


Probably the most overrated player in the comp.

He has no leadership traits at all and is slow and poorly skilled.

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Dixon would have to be close as well, last night was his 3rd goaless showdown out of 5

 

[ad victoriam]

Can you please give me your name and address so I can report you to the RSPCA?

You goose, most councils in SA supply cat traps free of charge and depending on your age and health even pick up the cages with Cats.

 

[Doc_]

You goose, most councils in SA supply cat traps free of charge and depending on your age and health even pick up the cages with Cats.

Yep. Cats can GAGF.
The only good cats a dead cat.

 

[chazwazza]

You goose, most councils in SA supply cat traps free of charge and depending on your age and health even pick up the cages with Cats.

Yep, this is what I’ve done. $80 deposit and you’ve got it for two weeks. I return it tomorrow knowing I’ve caught 6 cats, all strays, not chipped or desexed. Every time I’m at AWL dropping off a cat there’s plenty of other people doing the same. It’s a huge problem.

 

[Bovo]

Bring back the rivalry!!

Rumours I have heard

Bode was quoted as saying how refreshing it was to be playing for a team who knew how to play footy when he was traded to the Crows
Chalmers was quoted as saying playing for Power was the perfect holiday after years of tough footy.
Anderson was quoted as saying I want my mummy when he was told he would be playing for Power in one of the Slowdowns

Roger James was half the man Brett James was, and Brett had two premiership medals to prove it
Shane Bond was ashamed of the colour teal and has lobbied to get it classified as a temporary mood as opposed to a colour ever since

Retractable tarps want to know when they can start measuring the seat lengths at ADELAIDE Oval

Hinkley has said he is not fat he just likes the taste when asked about his fascination with diet coke

Carn the Crows

 

[GrommoT]

They miss us ... awww...


The lack of Crows trolls after last night's game says it all really. Makes my job as a mod easier but it's symptomatic of the jaded rivalry. We're firmly the inferior little brother now, they don't even bother with us anymore.