The official fork insertion thread.

[belfast_bomber]

I think the difference between the two threads should be clearly delineated.

Fork = hasbeen
Spud = neverwas.

 

[Jessica Watson]

Or... he's just a forkinspud.

 

[belfast_bomber]

Or... he's just a forkinspud.

Joe Cole board.

 

[Jessica Watson]

Joe Cole is a ****.

Not even a forkinspud.

Just a ****.

 

[moomba]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19027929&postcount=17

Whatever makes you proud of yourself is fine by me.

 

[windyhill]

The second Birmingham team, Villa ! Back to mid-table for you boys.

 

[apollo_creed]

A one man team with that team to go to Barcelona at the end of the season.

Ouch.

 

[DB10]

?

 

[r dub 19]

?

The fork is already present in that picture

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

Robbie Keane.... theres been a fork in him for a long time.

 

[apollo_creed]

Manchester United. Time to rebuild boys.

Your prolonged dynasty is done. It has been cooked. You've ****ing eaten it and scooped up all of the left overs. All you have left now is the alfoil and a dirty plate.

Not winning anything this season. You'll have to get past the big, bad, actually talented Chelsea men. And btw I know Valencia and Nani actually do but get some of your ****ing players in the gym. You've got all these Chelsea muscly bodies in midfield and you've got the Manchester United midfield which is at best a collection of toothpicks in comparison. Michael Essien has his chicken Darren Fletcher's size for ****s sake.
Man up. You're professional athletes being paid a ridiculous amount of money, you have time and nothing else to do - you train anyway. Why do you all look like you need a few good meals? Get some tone lads. Time to start a weight programe Fergie and get those boys ripped. Get Nani to teach the class.

No homo but in addition to being probably the ugliest squad in the Premiership, Manchester United also have the most aggressive, unlikeable goal celebrations, 'ooh look at me, I'm angry and pumped' seen how Essien celebrates his goals? smiles. Lampard. casual. Didier does something likeagle. But it's an unfit squad. Berbatov and Rooney both overweight, one is lazy and smokes the other is fat and despite running a lot could certainly be fitter and optimise his performance if her cared enough because he's drifting into the one season wonder, rest of the seasons average territory.

 

[belfast_bomber]

Goal celebrations?! Hahahaha.

Stick a fork in apollo creed, he's done.

 

[apollo_creed]

Case in point - Darren Fletcher on the weekend. oh look at me mr. aggresive, i'm the best, macho! macho!. total tosser celebration.

I even prefer the rehearsed dance moves to the aggressive i'm the best player in the world celebrations from tap ins.

 

[belfast_bomber]

I don't get it. First macho good, now macho bad.

It's sad to see one of our finest posters reduced to this kind of irrelevant drivel.

 

[apollo_creed]

macho bodies on footballers - good
macho angry celebrations - bad

And it doesn't help that I can't stand Darren Fletcher.

 

[windyhill]

Case in point - Darren Fletcher on the weekend. oh look at me mr. aggresive, i'm the best, macho! macho!. total tosser celebration.

Are you describing Fletcher or the bloke in your avatar ?

 

[apollo_creed]

Are you describing Fletcher or the bloke in your avatar ?

he performs slight tosser celebrations. his palms pointing to the sky up and down routine actually grows on you. try it now. I'm sure you've seen it enough?

 

[r dub 19]

I don't get it. First macho good, now macho bad.

It's sad to see one of our finest posters reduced to this kind of irrelevant drivel.

Notsureifserious.jpg

 

[apollo_creed]

Notsureifserious.jpg

Of course he's serious junior.

From between September 2003 & May 2006 I laid the foundations so young meat like you could come here and prosper. Without apollo_creed there would be no r dub 19.

 

[DB10]

you've been in decline since you stopped being Nip/Tuck.

 

[r dub 19]

Of course he's serious junior.

From between September 2003 & May 2006 I laid the foundations so young meat like you could come here and prosper. Without apollo_creed there would be no r dub 19.

Titus Bramble has been in the premier league for a long time doesn't change the fact he's still shit.

 

[belfast_bomber]

You'll have to trust us old-timers on this one dubbers. apollo did use to be good. Now he's become a parody of himself.

The dates he cited are significant.

 

[apollo_creed]

Nah, I'm still good.

And I don't lie.

 

[windyhill]

he performs slight tosser celebrations. his palms pointing to the sky up and down routine actually grows on you. try it now. I'm sure you've seen it enough?

Yeah, comes up good at villa park.

 

[Dagger5]

Kaka.