Mega Thread The Questions Thread - Part II

[Mofra]

Queue outrage? Jesus. How long do people have to wait in line to see it?

Two weeks, tops

 

[Gough]

King Charles coronation oil is consecrated in Jerusalem

Oil has been created using olives from two groves on Mount of Olives, and a formula dating back centuries

www.theguardian.com

It has been created using olives harvested from two groves on the Mount of Olives, at the Monastery of Mary Magdalene and the Monastery of the Ascension.

The olives were pressed just outside Bethlehem and the oil has been perfumed with sesame, rose, jasmine, cinnamon, neroli, benzoin, amber and orange blossom.

Is he being anointed or marinated for the oven?

 

[Billy ray]

 

[troybe]

 

[Gough]

Getting daubed by a bit of flavoured olive oil is a sure sign of being chosen by god.

 

[Mofra]

King Charles coronation oil is consecrated in Jerusalem

Oil has been created using olives from two groves on Mount of Olives, and a formula dating back centuries

www.theguardian.com

Is he being anointed or marinated for the oven?

His brother prefers extra-virgin

 

[Nothing]

Why does my cleaner point the shower head at the ceiling after cleaning the bathroom?

Cultural? Scientific? Trolling?

 

[Billy ray]

So doesn’t drip on their head while finishing up cleaning?!?

 

[Nothing]

So doesn’t drip on their head while finishing up cleaning?!?

But wouldn't you need water to wash down the rest of the cleaning?

Having said that, it seems possible. Just a PITA to blearily turn the shower on and sparay the roof once a fortnight.

 

[Billy ray]

Maybe she rinses it off, puts back and turns it and then uses a towel to wipe dry so no water stains.

Dunno.

Have a cleaner huh. Must be very nice

 

[Nothing]

Maybe she rinses it off, puts back and turns it and then uses a towel to wipe dry so no water stains.

Dunno.

Have a cleaner huh. Must be very nice

The question was really just an attempt at a subtle brag.

 

[Pistol Night]

When you clean your vacuum cleaner, does that make you a vacuum cleaner?

 

[Billy ray]

Does anyone know how to get caviar stains out of leather?
Its Beluga obviously not lumpfish
Oh and the couch leather is shell cordovan.

 

[Gough]

When you clean your vacuum cleaner, does that make you a vacuum cleaner?

That sounds like the sort of thing the help does.

 

[Pistol Night]

Does anyone know how to get caviar stains out of leather?
Its Beluga obviously not lumpfish
Oh and the couch leather is shell cordovan.

I think the same stuff I got with my Bugatti Veyron will get that out. Otherwise I think have some spot cleaning stuff in my beach house I use when I spill Grange on my various expensive items

 

[Billy ray]

I think the same stuff I got with my Bugatti Veyron will get that out. Otherwise I think have some spot cleaning stuff in my beach house I use when I spill Grange on my various expensive items

I never knew you also had a bugatti? I have the La Voiture Noire.

 

[Over The Post]

Does anyone know how to get caviar stains out of leather?
Its Beluga obviously not lumpfish
Oh and the couch leather is shell cordovan.

This question is best asked in the Ask Billy Ray thread.

Oh, wait...

 

[Over The Post]

Friend was asking about recommendations for a new vacuum cleaner. Very disappointed as she spent hundreds (HUNDREDS!) on a top line one only a couple of years ago. I tried it and it sucked, not in a good way.

Took it to the bin, emptied the canister, pulled out the air filter ("Oh! What's that you're doing?"), bashed more dust out of it than you'd get on a trip to Birdsville in a '70s Land Cruiser, put it back together and it went like a champion.

On a hunch I also checked the lint filter in the washing machine. Couple of kilos of grey sludge.

 

[PT Bar None]

Friend was asking about recommendations for a new vacuum cleaner. Very disappointed as she spent hundreds (HUNDREDS!) on a top line one only a couple of years ago. I tried it and it sucked, not in a good way.

Took it to the bin, emptied the canister, pulled out the air filter ("Oh! What's that you're doing?"), bashed more dust out of it than you'd get on a trip to Birdsville in a '70s Land Cruiser, put it back together and it went like a champion.

On a hunch I also checked the lint filter in the washing machine. Couple of kilos of grey sludge.

Seems very much along the lines of "oh, does this one take oil and water too?" when the car dies.

I cleaned my washing machine lint filter yesterday as it happens

 

[Over The Post]

I like watching "Just Rolled In" on youtube. Bloke drives his Tesla into a mechanics and asks for an oil change. All sorts of car-type laffs until you realise They Drive Among Us.

 

[craigos]

Why does my cleaner point the shower head at the ceiling after cleaning the bathroom?

Cultural? Scientific? Trolling?

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Perfect angle for the DIY bidet.

 

[peternorth]

Friend was asking about recommendations for a new vacuum cleaner. Very disappointed as she spent hundreds (HUNDREDS!) on a top line one only a couple of years ago. I tried it and it sucked, not in a good way.

Took it to the bin, emptied the canister, pulled out the air filter ("Oh! What's that you're doing?"), bashed more dust out of it than you'd get on a trip to Birdsville in a '70s Land Cruiser, put it back together and it went like a champion.

On a hunch I also checked the lint filter in the washing machine. Couple of kilos of grey sludge.

Sooz?

 

[Over The Post]

Don't be a dick.

 

[Off The Couch]

What happened to Scotland

 

[rank and file]

Is this true?