Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

Thought some people may need some cheering up:

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[Portia]

 

[Prince St]

Not sure whether it's been mentioned but what are the details on our current contract with Reebok? I've read that Adelaide's deal with them may be coming to an end and our guernsey prices at The Port Club store have been slashed

 

[Forzaport]

 

[finbarr]

Worst Best Comedian Ever.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

If farts weren't invisible would people try harder to hold onto them in lifts?

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Im sure most of you have seen it. But the full version is brilliant.

 

[Relativity]

I have this 45

 

[Schulzenfest]

Apparently a WWE commentator suffered a heart attack live on air and stopped breathing last night. What a horrible, weird couple of days in sports (or whatever you want to call WWE).

 

[Stromageddon]

I HAVE AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO SNEEZE EVERY FIVE SECONDS AND I CAN'T DO MY WORK BECAUSE I LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT BECAUSE I'M SNEEZING

 

[Stromageddon]

aaaaaaa

 

[Stromageddon]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Stromageddon]

 

[Stromageddon]

Woah I just saw what I did there.

I HAVE AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO SNEEZE EVERY FIVE SECONDS AND I CAN'T DO MY WORK BECAUSE I LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT BECAUSE I'M SNEEZING

 

[spookism]

 

[Stromageddon]

my pun is good.

 

[Oliver King]

I saw a person who looked like an overweight Danny Bolton on the way to work today.

Problem was that I couldn't tell if it was a male or female.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I saw a person who looked like an overweight Danny Bolton on the way to work today.

Problem was that I couldn't tell if it was a male or female.

Contact Portia and see if she has had a mullet-widows peak haircut???

 

[Portia]

Boltonesque mullets don't grow that quickly

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Extensions?

 

[MP_]

Anyone feel like Doing my assignment on ethics seeing as my computer just crapped itself saying I have a root kit malware on it?

 

[Jumbo]

Anyone feel like shaving my back?

 

[Natman]

Anyone feel like Doing my assignment on ethics seeing as my computer just crapped itself saying I have a root kit malware on it?

Will I get that virus now that I have replied to your post?

 

[MP_]

Will I get that virus now that I have replied to your post?

I'm on the iPad, all good, as will be my computer soon hopefully

 

[Hodges 153!]

Anyone feel like Doing my assignment on ethics seeing as my computer just crapped itself saying I have a root kit malware on it?

That would be unethical.