Mega Thread Things that s**t me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[perthblue]

never answer private or unknown numbers.

very reluctantly answer calls from people I do know.

 

[Shell]

Yeah I cant stand talking to people. Txt me ffs.

 

[raskolnikov]

I had a cupping session this afternoon. The person doing it asked me what I did for work then spent the rest of the session telling me how teachers have too many holidays.

 

[Shell]

I had a cupping session this afternoon. The person doing it asked me what I did for work then spent the rest of the session telling me how teachers have too many holidays.

Cue next 5 pages debate over teachers having too many holidays..

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Cue next 5 pages debate over teachers having too many holidays..

I had a cupping session this afternoon. The person doing it asked me what I did for work then spent the rest of the session telling me how teachers have too many holidays.

El Dubya

Teachers get farrrr too many holidays.

 

[Shell]

5 weeks to go you mofos

 

[raskolnikov]

5 weeks to go you mofos

4 for me.

 

[Shell]

4 for me.

* off who asked you

 

[Power Raid]

Biting into an apple and then the disappointing refrigerated texture and flavour

 

[perthblue]

whats a cupping session?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Not a fan of apples, most boring fruit around. I like Apple pie though.

 

[El Dubya]

El Dubya

Teachers get farrrr too many holidays.

Yeah true.

 

[GeelongFTW]

whats a cupping session?

Prostate exams?

 

[raskolnikov]

whats a cupping session?

https://www.webmd.com/balance/guide/cupping-therapy

 

[Cruyff14]

I answer private numbers.

It would bother me who it was if I didn't answer it.

 

[Power Raid]

I answer private numbers.

It would bother me who it was if I didn't answer it.

same

when some indian greets me and says "do you know why I'm calling you sir?"

I simply respond "yes, you're calling about the bukkake gang bang film"

silence before "no sir........"

I cut them off "don't be shy, it's good for you skin and..........."

the phone hangs up before I get to finish

 

[Cruyff14]

same

when some indian greets me and says "do you know why I'm calling you sir?"

I simply respond "yes, you're calling about the bukkake gang bang film"

silence before "no sir........"

I cut them off "don't be shy, it's good for you skin and..........."

the phone hangs up before I get to finish

HAHAHAHA

 

[Power Raid]

whats a cupping session?

It's when you give your mate good support

 

[BotsMaster]

https://www.webmd.com/balance/guide/cupping-therapy

What the *? Is this a cross fit thing?

 

[raskolnikov]

What the ****? Is this a cross fit thing?

No. It's an ancient Chinese medicine.

 

[Shell]

No. It's an ancient Chinese medicine.

Does it hurt?

 

[Shell]

same

when some indian greets me and says "do you know why I'm calling you sir?"

I simply respond "yes, you're calling about the bukkake gang bang film"

silence before "no sir........"

I cut them off "don't be shy, it's good for you skin and..........."

the phone hangs up before I get to finish

Love it.

 

[Gralin]

"medicine"

 

[raskolnikov]

Does it hurt?

A little. Nothing major.

 

[raskolnikov]

"medicine"

"Medicine is the science and practice of the diagnosis, treatment, and prevention of disease. Medicine encompasses a variety of health care practices evolved to maintain and restore health by the prevention and treatment of illness."