Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[Power King]

If I'm eating a meal, I tend to eat things in combination eg I'll take a bite of the burger then put some chips in my mouth. I bight a piece of pork, I put some rice in my mouth. Also, with sandwiches/burgers, I always like the content to be equal, so if there's a part with alot of meat, I'll bite a bit of the bread/bun so that the meat/bread ratio is consistent

I'm the opposite. Instead of integration, I discriminate by eating my least favourite foods and saving the best until last.

If im lieing or sitting on the couch later at night and its a bit chilly, i have no hesitation putting my hands down my pants to keep my hands warm.

I do this all the time at home, and not only when it's chilly.

It's the 'Al Bundy':

Also, I have a thing for powers of 2. If I'm eating chips or chocolates, etc, I have to have 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, etc. It's also often the same for kissing my gf, knocking on a door, clicking a pen, etc.

Interested in whether your girlfriend knows about this when it comes to kissing?

I like to get stop watches and try to get the time to stop exactly on 1 second.

I used to do this in primary school, but not only on exactly one second, but random numbers of seconds where the milliseconds would end as :00.

 

[centrelink1]

I make sure my itunes play count isn't something I'd be embarrassed by, even though no one will ever see it.

 

[beez]

I love eating frozen peas.

I love eating a cup of frozen peas while watching TV

 

[SebastianVettel]

Yep, I do that to. Also occasionally do one side of imaginary dialogues, often in an accent (Irish is a favourite, though I've been doing NY ones lately).

Haha same, my northern american one is progressing, and my Scouse one is almost perfect!

 

[NAUGHT5]

Whenever I write happy birthday on someone's wall (talking Facebook for the fossils out there), I always think it's either not their birthday, or I wrote on the wrong persons wall.

 

[Mister Carlton]

Deleting people off facebook so I don't have to say happy birthday.

 

[triplejdude]

I would have sat through a good two years of high school perfecting the pen spinning trick. I got so good to the point where I could spin it twice around on both hands at the same time.

Nowhere near that good anymore, dunno why, just can't get the double spin happening

 

[blues4flag]

There's a guy at uni who spins a pen around his finger constantly. I can't do it to save myself.

How I want to kick him in the nuts.

 

[BarneyBent]

Interested in whether your girlfriend knows about this when it comes to kissing?

Yes, she does know about it. When she notices it, she'll often use it to torture me, not letting me have the final kiss.

 

[bok_party]

- I usually go on youtube and grab something ridiculous related to the persons birthday and put it on facebook for their birthday i.e A group of ******ed kids saying happy birthday.

- When I was younger, I used to play footy in the backyard by myself. I would play full matches with goals at either end, a ruck knock, pretending to take speckies or pretend I was gunned down. Occasionally my brother would play and it would be 1 on 1. Every game would have a sheet of paper that had on one side, all the lineups for the game and on the other side would be a scoreboard where I would write who scored too. If I didn't have time to play games, I would do a highlights package. Used to play all 22 rounds and have finals aswell.

 

[kwame]

There's a guy at uni who spins a pen around his finger constantly. I can't do it to save myself.

How I want to kick him in the nuts.

asians at my high school were obsessed with doing that.....would walk around all day doing it

 

[s1bbald]

- I usually go on youtube and grab something ridiculous related to the persons birthday and put it on facebook for their birthday i.e A group of ******ed kids saying happy birthday.

- When I was younger, I used to play footy in the backyard by myself. I would play full matches with goals at either end, a ruck knock, pretending to take speckies or pretend I was gunned down. Occasionally my brother would play and it would be 1 on 1. Every game would have a sheet of paper that had on one side, all the lineups for the game and on the other side would be a scoreboard where I would write who scored too. If I didn't have time to play games, I would do a highlights package. Used to play all 22 rounds and have finals aswell.

Both of these. I have two facebook friends named Lisa, they both got 'Lisa it's your birthday' from the Simpsons on their wall on their Bday...

 

[TheNextBigThing]

- I usually go on youtube and grab something ridiculous related to the persons birthday and put it on facebook for their birthday i.e A group of ******ed kids saying happy birthday.

- When I was younger, I used to play footy in the backyard by myself. I would play full matches with goals at either end, a ruck knock, pretending to take speckies or pretend I was gunned down. Occasionally my brother would play and it would be 1 on 1. Every game would have a sheet of paper that had on one side, all the lineups for the game and on the other side would be a scoreboard where I would write who scored too. If I didn't have time to play games, I would do a highlights package. Used to play all 22 rounds and have finals aswell.

Used to do the second one all the time, would always say I would do a full season but would stop a few games in, then a few weeks later start again, this would repeat its self all year

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

- I usually go on youtube and grab something ridiculous related to the persons birthday and put it on facebook for their birthday i.e A group of ******ed kids saying happy birthday.

- When I was younger, I used to play footy in the backyard by myself. I would play full matches with goals at either end, a ruck knock, pretending to take speckies or pretend I was gunned down. Occasionally my brother would play and it would be 1 on 1. Every game would have a sheet of paper that had on one side, all the lineups for the game and on the other side would be a scoreboard where I would write who scored too. If I didn't have time to play games, I would do a highlights package. Used to play all 22 rounds and have finals aswell.

Used to do this with my younger brother and did it with cricket as well. One of the best was mimicking classic catches in the pool where you could really launch at the ball without injury. Used to also use the cloths line to take speccies as well.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

When I am on public transport or at a sporting ground (MCG, AAMI Park, Etihad) I often wonder what would happen if there was suddenly a terrorist attack.

 

[Thommo 42]

I'm not sure if I posted this on an earlier page, but I always take my shirt off when taking a dump.

I simply hate my shirt catching the horrible gas and then gradually releasing itself out the top of my collar over the coming hour, so I eliminate the possibility!

 

[TheNextBigThing]

I'm not sure if I posted this on an earlier page, but I always take my shirt off when taking a dump.

I simply hate my shirt catching the horrible gas and then gradually releasing itself out the top of my collar over the coming hour, so I eliminate the possibility!

Geroge Costanza style

 

[WCEforeverman]

[/LIST]
Once I was walking down the street with a pizza, and some guy from a car yelled at me: "Nice pizza, jackass!"
Massive WTF moment

I don't know why, but that is one of the funniest things I have read on this site.

 

[The Sultan]

sit down when in the shower at home, got in the habit when livng with the mother in laws with the missus, she had a tiny shower (i'm over 6'2") and the only way i could wet/wash my hair, after that felt weird when i moved into my own place, so continued to sit down.

 

[NAUGHT5]

- When I was younger, I used to play footy in the backyard by myself. I would play full matches with goals at either end, a ruck knock, pretending to take speckies or pretend I was gunned down. Occasionally my brother would play and it would be 1 on 1. Every game would have a sheet of paper that had on one side, all the lineups for the game and on the other side would be a scoreboard where I would write who scored too. If I didn't have time to play games, I would do a highlights package. Used to play all 22 rounds and have finals aswell.

I did this as well.
I also had a large room so I could play night matches inside with a soft footy. You could kick the ball into the wall and run and take marks on the bed.
I'd also do a highlights package if I didn't have time.
On a Friday night i'd do the Friday night match that was on tv. I'd mimic the AFL fixture. So i'd often listen to the pre game radio and pretend that was for my game. I'd commentate the game as I played.
The fact that I knew Carlton would win every flag didn't seem to make it any less fun.

It's one of my greatest memories from my childhood. I absolutely loved it.

 

[NAUGHT5]

sit down when in the shower at home, got in the habit when livng with the mother in laws with the missus, she had a tiny shower (i'm over 6'2") and the only way i could wet/wash my hair, after that felt weird when i moved into my own place, so continued to sit down.

The water gets significantly cooler from the top to the bottom.
You have to turn the water on very hot to get a satisfactory temperature when sitting down.

 

[jwikked]

- When I was younger, I used to play footy in the backyard by myself. I would play full matches with goals at either end, a ruck knock, pretending to take speckies or pretend I was gunned down. Occasionally my brother would play and it would be 1 on 1. Every game would have a sheet of paper that had on one side, all the lineups for the game and on the other side would be a scoreboard where I would write who scored too. If I didn't have time to play games, I would do a highlights package. Used to play all 22 rounds and have finals aswell.

I did this too.
Despite me constantly kicking 25 goals for the game and speccying over everyone every time I took a mark, it always came down to the last kick of the day from 75 meters out to win by a point.

 

[The Sultan]

The water gets significantly cooler from the top to the bottom.
You have to turn the water on very hot to get a satisfactory temperature when sitting down.

word !

 

[Bomber Bears]

- When I was younger, I used to play footy in the backyard by myself. I would play full matches with goals at either end, a ruck knock, pretending to take speckies or pretend I was gunned down. Occasionally my brother would play and it would be 1 on 1. Every game would have a sheet of paper that had on one side, all the lineups for the game and on the other side would be a scoreboard where I would write who scored too. If I didn't have time to play games, I would do a highlights package. Used to play all 22 rounds and have finals aswell.

I wouldnt do a highlights package, but i would do that (although rugby league, not afl)

 

[JuddsABlue]

- I constantly highlight/unhighlight/randomly click text when I read it, all the time like 3 clicks per second for the entire time I read
- If someone says a word/number that sets off this tik I have, I have to write that word/number a few times with my index finger in the air
- cant open bathroom door (anwhere ie restuarant, casino, shopping centre) with my bare hands (Cant bear to touch the dirty handle). If possible I use my feet, otherwise I roll my hands in my shirt and open it that way
- have to change the radio station when I think of something that bugs me when driving