Society & Culture Things you do/did that you probably think no one else does

[the_interloper]

you went to the pokies cause you needed to take a poo?

hmmmm

Well I can’t see a public dunny anywhere and you can’t just pop into a cafe for a shit and not buy anything (maybe I can put this in the tight arse thread)

 

[Shell]

You could. + put a dollar or 2 in the tip jar.

 

[the_interloper]

You could. + put a dollar or 2 in the tip jar.

Why not shit for free and put the dollar in the pokies?

 

[Pistol Night]

Why not sh*t for free and put the dollar in the pokies?

 

[peternorth]

Why not sh*t for free and put the dollar in the pokies?

Well some piss on fences so...

 

[Shell]

Well some piss on fences so...

Never heard of the poo jogger I take it..

 

[the_interloper]

Never heard of the poo jogger I take it..

I guess I could snap one off in the Main Street, squatting seems tough on the knees though

 

[Gough]

Why not sh*t for free and put the dollar in the pokies?

Anywhere near the Shrine? That was good enough for our freedom loving protestors.

 

[Chief]

In a box and mail it to an MP to protest the plandemic?

 

[FRUMPY]

Needed a sh*t when out and about between meetings so went to the nearest pokie joint, pretty grim places at 11:30am on a weekday

Chuck a $20 in and win a $1,000 - profitable poo

 

[Hawk Dork]

Chuck a $20 in and win a $1,000 - profitable poo

or use the 20 to wipe your arse probably better odds

 

[the_interloper]

If I see someone wearing a band tshirt i hear one of their songs in my head and imagine that person bopping along to the tune

 

[Cruyff14]

If I see someone wearing a band tshirt i hear one of their songs in my head and imagine that person bopping along to the tune

Good one!

 

[the_interloper]

In a box and mail it to an MP to protest the plandemic?

Missed this one. True story: one of my mates shit in a box and wrapped it up for my mates 18th. He didn’t even open it though, he knew what would be in it ha ha

 

[deanc]

Unknown number or caller ID, marketing, scams.

These days I never answer unsolicited phone calls. If I suspect the 'local' number looks familiar I simply send a SMS; "In a meeting, who is this?". If it's someone that actually knows me and/or has a genuine enquiry, (my bank etc.) they will reply.
This derives from years of taking calls from sales people/call centers flogging; Life-Home-Medical insurance/credit cards or loans/stock shares/Internet plans/time-share properties/lottery scams etc.

When I lived and worked in the US many years ago, shortly after arriving, the home phone would start ringing at 6pm most nights and the wife would take calls from people selling anything you can think of. When I casually told my boss, he laughed and advised to get the wife to use a simple statement and most of the calls will stop; "I am not interested in your product or service, never call this number again!"...

 

[Shell]

Unknown number or caller ID, marketing, scams.

These days I never answer unsolicited phone calls. If I suspect the 'local' number looks familiar I simply send a SMS; "In a meeting, who is this?". If it's someone that actually knows me and/or has a genuine enquiry, (my bank etc.) they will reply.
This derives from years of taking calls from sales people/call centers flogging; Life-Home-Medical insurance/credit cards or loans/stock shares/Internet plans/time-share properties/lottery scams etc.

When I lived and worked in the US many years ago, shortly after arriving, the home phone would start ringing at 6pm most nights and the wife would take calls from people selling anything you can think of. When I casually told my boss, he laughed and advised to get the wife to use a simple statement and most of the calls will stop; "I am not interested in your product or service, never call this number again!"...

I got another ****ing text from that dickwad, idk some politician guy the other day.

You cannot reply to it- but jesus... if I could...

/where did you live in the US?

 

[deanc]

I got another ******* text from that dickwad, idk some politician guy the other day.

You cannot reply to it- but jesus... if I could...

/where did you live in the US?

Telstra/Optus etc. have a number blocking service, look into it...

Pennsylvania, 5 mins from NYC.
Speaking of Jesus - the boss also gave me a Bible! When I politely refused he says; "It's not for you buddy, it's for those who will knock on your door trying to sell you one. Show this to them and say you're following the lords message and they will not only leave, but also remove your address from their list.."

 

[Billy ray]

Telstra/Optus etc. have a number blocking service, look into it...

Pennsylvania, 5 mins from NYC.
Speaking of Jesus - the boss also gave me a Bible! When I politely refused he says; "It's not for you buddy, it's for those who will knock on your door trying to sell you one. Show this to them and say you're following the lords message and they will not only leave, but also remove your address from their list.."

 

[peternorth]

makes me thirsty

but this

not so much

 

[Hawk Dork]

makes me thirsty

but this

not so much

19% salt V 7% salt
11% sugar V 9% sugar

Basically Sprite has more water to quench your thirst

 

[peternorth]

19% salt V 7% salt
11% sugar V 9% sugar

Basically Sprite has more water to quench your thirst

So sprite is the healthier option! yes!

 

[Hawk Dork]

So sprite is the healthier option! yes!

Do your own research
I would say water is the healthier choice but Im no ex furniture salesmen

 

[peternorth]

Do your own research
I would say water is the healthier choice but Im no ex furniture salesmen

like the Rona research!?

 

[Billy ray]

My fave is 7up. Tell me its not too salty or sugary please HD!!

 

[Hawk Dork]

My fave is 7up. Tell me its not too salty or sugary please HD!!

I got the numbers from woolies online
If they sell it they will have it

just looked they dont

you will have to do your own research