Things you do to intentionally irritate to your partner

[Cruyff14]

My wife hates the sound of me dragging my feet on the carpet, I do it sometimes to get a reaction.

She also hates it when I run my hand over the bedding or couch etc.

 

[Cruyff14]

I feel like the_interloper will have some fine additions here

 

[Off The Couch]

My husband keeps breathing

 

[Gralin]

I'm sure my wife would have a list of things she assumes I do on purpose because she thinks I'm much more cunning than I actually am

 

[Cruyff14]

My husband keeps breathing

The greatest comment you ever made on here was in relation to someone asking on advice for folding a fitted sheet

Your response was "I get my husband to do it?"

 

[MatthewB]

i have a t-shirt that has seen better days, but its light and comfy, perfect for summer, the wife hates it when i wear it so i wear it all the time if i can, also she doesn't like it when i cut my nails in front of her since she got hit by some flying shrapnel one day, so i make sure i do it when she is on the couch, I'm sure i got plenty more

 

[Caesar]

Sometimes when I can’t find the fly that is annoying her, I just flyswat the bench and pretend I got it

 

[Cruyff14]

Sometimes when I can’t find the fly that is annoying her, I just flyswat the bench and pretend I got it

Does she know you do this though?

 

[undefined]

Make her sleep outside the house.

 

[bhoysdontcry67]

After eating - drinking some water and washing it around my mouth to clear all the food off my teeth.

She cracks it every time.

You’re a pig, that’s ******* disgusting, etc etc

 

[Pistol Night]

Over tighten the shower taps

 

[raskolnikov]

Talk about CrossFit

 

[Alberto_Magnifico]

i have a t-shirt that has seen better days, but its light and comfy, perfect for summer, the wife hates it when i wear it so i wear it all the time if i can, also she doesn't like it when i cut my nails in front of her since she got hit by some flying shrapnel one day, so i make sure i do it when she is on the couch, I'm sure i got plenty more

Hahah my wife just counted 41 holes in my summer around the house tshirt, I think she was trying to make a point but I wasn't really listening

 

[Shell]

i have a t-shirt that has seen better days, but its light and comfy, perfect for summer, the wife hates it when i wear it so i wear it all the time if i can, also she doesn't like it when i cut my nails in front of her since she got hit by some flying shrapnel one day, so i make sure i do it when she is on the couch, I'm sure i got plenty more

There's a scene on the show The Middle where the son clips his toenails into an almost empty chip packet. And the mum gets home later from work and.....

You can fill in the rest. I literally gag when I watch that scene- it is awful.

 

[craigos]

I'm always shirtless in the front yard anytime I check the mail, take the bins out, mow the lawn etc. She got asked by a couple of neighbours when we first moved in if I was an athlete so now I do it just to annoy her.

 

[Proper Gander]

I sing. Lots.

Partner was trying to watch On the Couch once and I could see he was suffering with me going about the place singing my version of You Can Call Me Al. I do a version where I whistle the thingy pipe solo which is pretty special. Anyways he eventually turns with this weary, exaggerated patience and says “Do you mind?”. I just went straight on and set the words Do you mind to the tune of “Let it Be”.

Worked a treat.

 

[Billy ray]

i whistle, mostly tunes and little ditties from my childhood, like incidental music from road runner and other loony tunes, flintstones, etc.
she hates whistling. but she admits i can hold the tune and nail it. im a good whistler. maybe i need to turn pro

 

[the_interloper]

i whistle, mostly tunes and little ditties from my childhood, like incidental music from road runner and other loony tunes, flintstones, etc.
she hates whistling. but she admits i can hold the tune and nail it. im a good whistler. maybe i need to turn pro

Whistlers trigger me, an old prick used to whistle in the factory a few jobs ago, incredibly annoying

 

[Billy ray]

 

[Billy ray]

Whistlers trigger me, an old prick used to whistle in the factory a few jobs ago, incredibly annoying

what did he whistle? anything specific? maybe he wasnt any good like i am

 

[Cruyff14]

Whistlers trigger me, an old prick used to whistle in the factory a few jobs ago, incredibly annoying

Still waiting for your contributions

 

[Pistol Night]

what did he whistle? anything specific? maybe he wasnt any good like i am

Do you have Dont Worry Be Happy and Winds Of Change on your set list?

 

[Billy ray]

Do you have Dont Worry Be Happy and Winds Of Change on your set list?

no, i actually dont whistle tunes that are actually whistled in a song.
well other than pumped up kicks.

 

[blueboy25]

My wife hates it if I leave a empty toilet roll on the holder when there is a bin right next to the toilet.

I now leave the empty toilet roll on top of the bin.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I feel like the_interloper will have some fine additions here

Still waiting for your contributions