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HAHA! Spider thread strikes again!!

na na na na na na na na spider threeeead!!
na na na na na na na na spider threeeead!!
na na na na na na na na spider threeeed!!spider threeeed!!spider threeeeeeeeeead!!
 
At least no one has had to deal with the one Frodo had to...

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betterthanu said:
People being scared of daddy long legs is some next level arachnophobia shit.

They are just not scary at all
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They don't scare me when they're stuck in the ceiling, but it's a different story when you see one crawling across you. :(
Thrawn said:
:o

Wuss. ;)
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I did muster up the courage to kill a cockroach last night. Sprayed it with Mortein, but then it started jumping around like crazy, so I threw tissues atop it. After a few minutes, I thought it time I put the thing out of its misery, so I reluctantly picked it up and squished it in the tissues.

The sound was nauseating.
 

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I'll never forget the dinner-plate sized huntsman I saw on the hallway wall when I was staying up in Violet Town about 25 years ago. Shit!
We had enormous trouble down here in the early 90's with White Tails, this area is reasonably industrial and there are a lot of factories nearby and a lot used to come from there.
Had three white tails in my bed one hot night when I came home from a night at the movies - I damn near shit myself when I pulled back the covers and saw that.
Never slept in the room for another 3-4 months.
Painted the house out over 10 years ago, was laying in bed, that was the only piece of furniture in this room, and I could hear tiny little steps across the floor - I grabbed my ciggo lighter, lit it and looked down and here's a huntsman walking along the floor next to me.

I hate spiders :thumbsd:
 
i was going to tea break at work and going through the turnsile lady in front of me with a nother lady were acting funny then i realised on one of the ladies trolley there was a small huntsman type spider with a rounder type bum they were trying to get off the trolley , i even tried using the mop i had with me no use it went down where the handle goes into the fabric slots but was still accessible they got it out and i stood on it ! it was about the size of a 50 cent piece but it was funny watching everyone try and get it
 
On the subject of huntsmans, just remembered going back a few years ago at my old job, heard all this screaming and carrying on with some of the girls on the factory floor, so I went out and had a look as I thought there was a fight on....but there was a huge huntsman in the middle of this girls back. She was screaming and running around trying to get one of the other girls to get it off, who were screaming and running away from her. She was in tears by the end of it. One of the guys ended up getting it from her back. This went on for about 2 minutes. One of the funniest things ive ever witnessed.
 
Macca19 said:
On the subject of huntsmans, just remembered going back a few years ago at my old job, heard all this screaming and carrying on with some of the girls on the factory floor, so I went out and had a look as I thought there was a fight on....but there was a huge huntsman in the middle of this girls back. She was screaming and running around trying to get one of the other girls to get it off, who were screaming and running away from her. She was in tears by the end of it. One of the guys ended up getting it from her back. This went on for about 2 minutes. One of the funniest things ive ever witnessed.
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That's ****ed up :p
 
Actually I remember another incident involving spiders.
I was up at West Park in Burnie watching a TFL match between Burnie Dockers and Hobart about 12 years ago, it was one of those typical coastal winter's days - belting rain, hail, smashing winds and freezing.
A bloke next to me takes his black & gold beanie out of his bag and puts it on during another burst of hail, all of a sudden this very large black house spider crawls out of the rolled up bit at the front (above his forehead) and walks down his face towards his mouth :eek:

I was like :eek:
He was like Peter Garrett trying to get this 8-legged monster off his face :o
Another bloke called "Toothless" that was standing with us, flicks it off his nose where it lands on the wooden fence and he precedes to kick 11 shades of shit out of it in the process.
 

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Had one of those little ****ers on my arm today.

I was getting the shovel out of its case that we have out the back and I felt something crawling on my arm. I brushed it off quickly once I realised it was a Spider and then saw it was a white tail.

It scurried under the handle of the shovel which I had dropped so I went off to grab my camera so i could upload it and post the pic here but when I returned it had pissed off.
 
Hard Ball Get said:
Had one of those little ****ers on my arm today.

I was getting the shovel out of its case that we have out the back and I felt something crawling on my arm. I brushed it off quickly once I realised it was a Spider and then saw it was a white tail.

It scurried under the handle of the shovel which I had dropped so I went off to grab my camera so i could upload it and post the pic here but when I returned it had pissed off.
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hadnt seen a white tail at my joint for a while until yesterday. killed a big focker last night and another tonight. not a good sign. hopefully there arent more. must be the hot dry weather bringing them out. had ants inside too and never get ants at home. spiders can go get fu8ked.
 
Strike Swiftly said:
hadnt seen a white tail at my joint for a while until yesterday. killed a big focker last night and another tonight. not a good sign. hopefully there arent more. must be the hot dry weather bringing them out. had ants inside too and never get ants at home. spiders can go get fu8ked.
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Same here mate, two white tails in three nights, one very bloody big.
 
Had a rather 'intelligent' spider the other day...

He thought he would try and attack my anus whilst he sat in my toilet bowl... in the water.

However being a pretty large spider, I quite easily spotted him.

I honestly don't know what he was thinking, so I just flushed the toilet, and itsy bitsy spider went down my shitter.
 

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