If they had a premiership for overexcited fans jizzing in their pants, overrating their own players and getting ahead of themselves, then Essendon would win the premiership every year.
The Bombers will fall in another heap just like they did last year. It's only a matter of time.
Perhaps they will ride their good fortune all the way to a top four finish, but just as the sun will rise in the east, the Bombers will crash and burn this September.
They're a novelty club, full of gimmicks, smoke and mirrors. Just like their pretend frontman of a coach. A club with a front-running bandwagon fan base who employ an American consultant to manufacture atmosphere amongst fans on game day. They're full of bogus traditions, such as the manufactured rivalry with Collingwood on Anzac Day and the idiotic scarf waving pioneered by Sheedy.
They are jokesters who will be run out of town when the whips are cracking later this year.
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The jokesters were Carlton when they got absolutely eaten alive by a rampaging bomber outfit. You guys looked good against GWS last week.




