Science/Environment Wuhan Coronavirus (COVID-19) - Pandemic Declared

[nobbyiscool]

* this guy.

We've never had a PM less qualified for this. Scotty from marketing can't even do that.

Shutting down people's livelihoods like it's nothing. Nice when you're just leeching off the rest of us I guess. You could at least pretend to empathise with people.

He's the ******* worst.

Wasn't the national cabinet supposed to be discussing mortgage and rent relief tonight? He literally announced on Sunday that it would be addressed on Tuesday. Nothing.

My pet dog could lead the country better than this hopeless campaigner.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Cant believe you can't get the boys/girls down for a game of soccer at the local park but a group of 20+ kids can be in a classroom at once. Contradiction 101

There's no proof that kids can spread it apparently .

 

[its free real estate]

Can still get your haircut

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I was hoping he’d make bowl cuts the only permissible haircut.

 

[Marcel Proust]

fu** this guy.

We've never had a PM less qualified for this. Scotty from marketing can't even do that.

Shutting down people's livelihoods like it's nothing. Nice when you're just leeching off the rest of us I guess. You could at least pretend to empathise with people.

He's the ******* worst.

Wasn't the national cabinet supposed to be discussing mortgage and rent relief tonight? He literally announced on Sunday that it would be addressed on Tuesday. Nothing.

My pet dog could lead the country better than this hopeless campaigner.

He pretended a bit


"Every job is an essential job"

 

[The King!]

didnt cover orgies im confused

 

[FRUMPY]

I was hoping he’d make bowl cuts the only permissible haircut.

It's literally a hand on job, touching another persons hair.......how can it be allowed?

I understand physio etc as people really need this, but a haircut? His missus must have put her foot down

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[coylez]

This guy is an absolute flog

 

[FRUMPY]

didnt cover orgies im confused

You can still watch them on pornhub

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[its free real estate]

didnt cover orgies im confused

Orgies are allowed but you must keep 1.5m distance.

 

[The King!]

really serious now we let all those ships in

 

[coylez]

They are too lenient on returning travelers

 

[Marcel Proust]

Orgies are allowed but you must keep 1.5 distance.

And less than thirty min

 

[BG__]

Doesn't sound like we are looking down any time soon even though most of the world is

 

[Marcel Proust]

They are too lenient on returning travelers

What you wanna do shoot them?

 

[Roby]

But i am sure those "this is just a flu" morons will claim victory saying "we were paranoid" and "i told you so". Without social distancing this would have been 10 times worse.

As long as we ignore them and excuse the pun, not give them air time, then it doesn't matter.what they say.

 

[coylez]

What you wanna do shoot them?

Send them to Christmas island for 14 days until they are cleared of any illness

 

[Pistol Night]

Orgies are allowed but you must keep 1.5 distance.

Impressive...

 

[Marcel Proust]

Why is Gucci staying open?

 

[Ghost Patrol]

The weddings and funeral policy is seriously harsh. Surely if you don't feel right just don't go?

Trust the LNP to take the fun out of funerals.

 

[The King!]

that farkn smirk

 

[cartwright]

Where the * is that prick Dutton?

 

[Marcel Proust]

Send them to Christmas island for 14 days until they are cleared of any illness

No thanks

 

[Total Power]

So 24 hours after the far right idiot bolsaro says

Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro says coronavirus crisis is a media trick

Far-right president has resisted strong measures to stop spread of what he calls a ‘little flu’

www.theguardian.com

he is now at hospital with suspected Covid.

 

[coylez]

Now he is encouraging us to go to the shopping centres ffs

 

[hamohawk1]

That was a fuc**g trainwreck of an interview.