2023 Hypothetical Trades: Who says no? - Win Prizes!

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[perplexed]

Bont for Toby - straight swap.

Whose supporters throw the biggest tantrum?

 

[Mich0]

Syd out: Stephens
Syd in: Grundy + 38

Dees out: Grundy + 24
Dees in: 16

North out: 16 + 38
North in: Stephens + 24

 

[pupstar]

Bont for Toby - straight swap.

Whose supporters throw the biggest tantrum?

Ben for pick 3 actually its not hypothetical its fact ha ha

 

[Daniltchenko You Beauty]

Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

31

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

to the Dees for pick 24

 

[rabidcrow]

Syd out: Stephens
Syd in: Grundy + 38

Dees out: Grundy + 24
Dees in: 16

North out: 16 + 38
North in: Stephens + 24

North say no. Why would they slide a first rounder for Stephens? Grundy has ZERO value in a trade for Melbourne, hell they may need to attach a pick to him to get Sydney to pick up his full contract
Remember he is 30 at the start of next year, has 4 years in his contract and Melbourne are paying $700k for him to play seconds - they even picked Schache as sub in front of him



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[Elmer_Judd]

Patrick Dow and our first round pick this season to Eagles for pick one..

 

[Joao]

Patrick Dow and our first round pick this season to Eagles for pick one..

They'd have to relist SPS and send him your way to even that out. Maybe chuck in Winder and Foley too.

 

[ItsAllAboutMe]

Nick Blakey

22

Nick Blakey

Age

24

Ht

196cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

2.3

2star

T

2.4

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

189.1

3star

D

7.2

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

2.0

2star

M

1.2

2star

T

1.2

3star

traded to Carlton for Harry McKay

10

Harry Mckay

Age

26

Ht

200cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.4

2star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.4

5star

D

6.6

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.0

5star

?

 

[ArdentEagle]

Patrick Dow and our first round pick this season to Eagles for pick one..

 

[Membling]

Nick Blakey traded to Carlton for Harry McKay?

Reckon both sides say no.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Liam Ryan

1

Liam Ryan

Age

27

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.6

5star

to the Blues for a future 1st/early 2nd.

 

[Swanssince91]

Nick Blakey traded to Carlton for Harry McKay?

We'd have to put blinkers on him

 

[sydney_gws]

Bont for Toby - straight swap.

Whose supporters throw the biggest tantrum?

Bont is younger so more valuable, otherwise it could be a win win trade or lose lose trade.

 

[FB19]

Luke Jackson

9

Luke Jackson

Age

22

Ht

199cm

Wt

102kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

2star

K

3.3

1star

HB

5.0

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.3

3star

D

8.3

3star

K

3.3

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.3

3star

and Sean Darcy

4

Sean Darcy

Age

25

Ht

203cm

Wt

111kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

3.4

1star

HB

6.6

4star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

28.8

5star

D

6.8

1star

K

2.0

1star

HB

4.8

3star

CL

1.8

4star

HO

20.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

6.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

HO

32.0

5star

to Melbourne for Jacob Van Rooyen and Bailey Fritsch.

 

[Joao]

Luke Jackson and Sean Darcy to Melbourne for Jacob Van Rooyen and Bailey Fritsch.

This is a good one. Dees obviously say no because 3 rucks is too many, even for them.

We say no because we are getting fleeced and also because then we have no rucks.

Well played.

 

[perplexed]

Bont is younger so more valuable, otherwise it could be a win win trade or lose lose trade.

I liked that they would both be losing their favorite player for close to their most hated one.

 

[Shinboner roo]

Tristan Xerri

38

Tristan Xerri

Age

25

Ht

201cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.5

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

2.5

5star

D

5.5

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

2.5

5star

D

5.5

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.5

3star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

2.5

5star

to Stkilda for pick 13, they chased him a year ago and he lives in sandringham.

 

[FB19]

This is a good one. Dees obviously say no because 3 rucks is too many, even for them.

We say no because we are getting fleeced and also because then we have no rucks.

Well played.

3? What about Grundy?

 

[sydney_gws]

Reckon both sides say no.

Carlton would say yes. I know he isn't an a'grader, but I wonder what Riccardi would get now $ wise, and cost draft pick wise.

 

[M Malice]

Kai Lohmann straight swap for Buku Khamis.

 

[FB19]

Brennan Cox

36

Brennan Cox

Age

25

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

5.3

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

182.8

3star

D

12.3

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.0

2star

MG

182.8

3star

D

11.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.8

4star

to Port for Ollie Lord.

 

[Joao]

Brennan Cox to Port for Ollie Lord.

We'll throw in Pearce and Hamling and take Wines off them to free up cap space so they can chase McKay as well.

 

[Swanssince91]

Brodie Grundy

4

Brodie Grundy

Age

30

Ht

202cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

9.6

5star

CL

4.1

5star

HO

32.0

5star

D

16.4

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

9.6

5star

CL

4.0

5star

HO

34.6

5star

D

13.8

4star

K

5.2

2star

HB

8.6

5star

CL

2.6

5star

HO

20.6

5star

plus pick 13 to Sydney for nothing

 

[FB19]

Brodie Grundy plus pick 13 to Sydney for nothing

And by nothing you mean Justin McInerny right? The epitome of nothing.